Matt Ryan will not Beat J Mont! New International Champ!
Jan 31, 2024 21:39:18 GMT -5
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Post by J Mont on Jan 31, 2024 21:39:18 GMT -5
DEJA VU
Will that be the trend for JMont come Friday Night Fury?
FLASHBACK
July 5th, 2023
Smash Carnival of Chaos
A MOMENT JMONT WANTS TO FORGET!
***JMont punches Knox right in the face and then picks him up in a stalling vertical suplex right over top of the thumb tacks but Knox floats right over and lands in the thumbtacks feet first and then spins JMont around and drops him head first into the Thumbtacks with a face breaker. Knox rips off the barbed wire ball and places it over the face of JMont and picks him up onto his shoulders and screams at the top of his lungs, “THAT'S ENOUGH!” And delivers a GTS that explodes tacks out of the face of JMont. Then INTO THE VOID. Knox falls onto JMont and the pile of tacks.***
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Knox gets the win that night after 37 minutes of hell in the streets of Fremont in Vegas.
DEJA VU PART 2?
JMONT: Call me Tom Brady because Matt Ryan, I mean Knox got me in the first half. But the second half is all mine. You might get lucky and get a couple good shots in, but I am going to run my fist through your face like I'm LeGarrette Blount at the goal line. You are going to be catching JKO'S left and right like you are Danny Amendola. And then you are going to see the James White winning touchdown celebration after the final JKO gets me the 1-2-3. Just like Tom Brady who won the MVP, i will be leaving with the International Title and a big Fudge YOU to Matt Knox.THERE WILL BE NO DEJA VU, BUT MORE LIKE A TRILOGY COMING SOON!
And speaking of 3, when someone is out looking for items for their house or projects, where do they normally go? You have Home Depot, Lowe’s & Amazon. Well, there will not be any online shopping today, so that crosses off Amazon. And the color orange is something that JMont is trying to stay away from after all these arrests thanks to the likes of Junko Souma & Candice Page. Looks as if Lowe’s is the winner today.
The parking lot of Lowe’s on East Mccain Blvd in North Little Rock is jam packed today. The sales are just what the public needs right now in this shitty economy thanks to Joe Biden. Up to 35 percent off select major appliances. Free carpet installation with the purchase of carpet and pad. If you want to save money, then this is the place to be. But there is one man who doesn't give 2 shits about saving money or looking for coupons. That man is JMont himself.
Finding a space today might be difficult unless you wanna park 100 yards away. And this might be where this Bugatti Veyron needs to be. Pulling into the lot with windows darker than vantablack coating, you can see people stopping what they are doing to check out this one of a kind vehicle. The car goes up and down the aisles and is not seeing a reasonable spot to park, when suddenly, as he comes back up the aisle, the car turns into the first spot closest to the entrance. Everyone, even a blind Ray Charles would know that this person does not have a handicap pass to park there. The Bugatti takes the spot and the engine shuts off. A lot of bystanders are waiting to see who gets out, and some are probably ready to say something about taking a handicap spot. And they won't have to wait long as the driver's door opens straight up like a Lambo.
BYSTANDER: You cannot park there!
As one Gucci Flip flop is followed by the other, you see both feet hit the ground as the man gets out of the car. Dressed like he is Gucci Mane because all you see is Gucci Shorts, Gucci Shirt and a pair of Gucci Sunglasses. Reaching up, and pulling down as the driver's door closes, a response is followed.
JMONT: When you get in my tax bracket, then come and talk to me.
The bystander as well as others are taken back by the comment of JMont. And it's not like JMont really cares about their reactions or comments.
JMONT: You guys want to worry about where I park my million dollar car but want to cheer on a guy when he was 49 and sleeping with a 22 year old while cheating on his wife. You guys got some great class here. You and Bill Clinton can suck my…….
JMont sees a little girl holding hands with her father and he stops his comment because he starts to think about his daughter Gia. As much as JMont is a terror to society with his words and actions, he has to remember he has a 1 year old daughter at home. Most of the time, it doesn't stop him, but seeing it live in person causes the cut off of his comment.
JMONT: You all have a nice day and enjoy your crummy cheese dip you brag about.
JMont takes off towards the entrance way, avoiding the people as best he can. The pictures aren't stopping so we are pretty sure the paparazzi is going to eat this alive and spin it off as something else like they always do. Approaching the electric glass door, it opens as one door goes to the left and the other goes to the right. JMont has entered Lowe’s and is ready to get whatever it is he needs from here.
GREETER: Hello and welcome to Lowe’s. Is there anything I can assist you with?
JMont is shocked at how well spoken and nice this gentleman is. Almost reminds him of being at Chick Fil A where everyone there always has a smile on their face. No smile, you are fired. But JMont looks at the man then his name tag.
JMONT: Well, I have to say one thing. You are truly a professional at this greeter thing, but your name really does suck.
GREETER: What is wrong with my name? I am named after my father.
JMONT: Your father doesn't happen to be Matt Knox?
MATT: My father’s name is Matt Condom. So therefore, I am Matt Condom Jr.
JMont is smirking because he cannot believe his ears right now.
J MONT: That is truly something I would not be bragging about there Matt. Maybe you should call yourself Matty Ice instead.
MATT: I am proud of my name and my father.
JMONT: Well, it’s quite funny to be honest. I know a Matt and he definitely doesn't use condoms. He has more kids than Feodor Vassilyev. And trust me, that's a lot of kids. 69 to be exact. Probably a position the Matt I know needs to stop before he has another kid.
Matt the greeter really doesn't seem thrilled or interested in the stories and remarks by JMont.
MATT: Well sir, have a great day because I have nothing else to say currently.
JMONT: Well, I am going to give you a bad YELP review when I leave here because you were rude and have the dumbest name I know. See ya later Jimmy Hat!
JMont walks away laughing as Matt stands there not sure what to think about the whole situation. But the one thing on his mind is that bad YELP review because that could ruin his chances to become Head Greeter. While Matt stands there contemplating what to do next, JMont is strutting his stuff like he owns the place. Looking up at the aisle signs as he walks, there is a particular aisle that he is looking for. He passed Aisle 7 & 8 which were lamps and lighting. 9 & 10 are not it either as that's bulbs and lights. Approaching Aisle 11, his eyes light up.
JMONT: Just what the doctor ordered. TACTS! And Fudge you Larry Tact too!
JMont walks down Aisle 11 and just after about 7 steps, he turns to the right and sees the large selection of tacts in all sizes. Some come in the small cases, while there are also buckets of tacts as well.
Looking around, there is no one in sight. JMont walks back out towards the main area from the aisle and sees a man who looks like the Malvado without a mask on. He sees his back is turned and not paying attention to the flatbed trolley he has. Nothing is on it yet. JMont, as quiet as he can be, walks over and jacks the trolley from the pool Malvado looks alike. Pushing it as fast as he can back towards Aisle 11, where the products he wants are located.
JMONT: First I steal their mask, then their flatbed trolley from Lowe’s. But now, back to business.
JMont is checking out the tacts that are available. The sizes are ranging from .5 inch to 2 inch. Sounds like these tacts have a lot in common with Knox. You also have the plastic coding to black and white as well as the brass coding. JMont reaches down and grabs the bucket of 2 inch brass coded tacks.
JMONT: That's not enough for that asshole. Revenge will be mine. And not Revenge of the Nerds even though I still need to use the line. “I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.” Next time I see an Ohio State Fan, I will have to remember to use that, but back to the tacts.
JMont is loading bucket after bucket of tacts. Even stacking them 2 high. Now sitting with 24 total buckets of tacts.
JMONT: You see this Knox. After our last street fight, I told myself that if I ever got the chance to get in the ring with you again, I would make sure you felt the pain I felt. The barbed wire was bad, but my back and face stuck with tacts was a pain I never forgot about. I was waiting for the right time for this to happen and when you opened your cesspool of a mouth looking for a challenger for your International Title, I couldn't say YES quick enough. I wanted to question why you wanted to put the title on the line, the same night you are facing my brother & sister in law in the first round of the S.E.X. Cup, but then I forgot you are as dumb as Eric Matthews from Boys Meets World.
JMont leans up against the handle of the trolley as he sees the Malavado wanna be walking around looking for his trolley.
JMONT: Just like The Malvado’s Knox, I am going to take your livelihood away from you. I took their mask which I guess is sacred and the ultimate insult, but I am going to do 1 better when it comes to you. I am going to take that International title off your hands and be the one to represent TPW when it comes to the Uncivil War with WGWF. I am going to get the chance to correct my past with Mac Bane & Enigma. You really put me in the perfect spot with this match. I get my revenge on you and give you the pain you deserve with these tacts. I get my hands back on GOLD in TPW with the International Title. And I get to go to war with the WGWF where I hate the owner with all my heart. I want to thank you Matt. It will be the only time I ever thank you for anything. Other than that, I cannot wait til that bell sounds. I am going to make Kevin Hart proud because you are going……
NIGHT NIGHT FROM A JKO!
JMont turns the trolley around and pushes it towards the front of the aisle where he came in. Looking both ways to make sure the crazy Malvado is not around, he pushes forward towards the cashier. There is shockingly no line. The cashier scans 1 bucket of tacts and presses 24 for the quantity. JMont pulls out his metal Amex card, and not even looking at the price inserts it into the chip reader.
APPROVED!
The cashier hands him a receipt and JMont is off to the exit door. And what do you know? Matt Condom Jr is standing there.
MATT: Do you have your receipt sir?
JMont hands him the receipt and knows this might be a long exit. Matt starts to count the buckets to make sure JMont paid for everything single one of them.
MATT: OK, 24 on the receipt paid for and 24 on the trolley. You are good to go.
JMONT: I got 24 problems, but anyone named Matt isn't one.
JMont pushes past Matt and through the automated glass sliding doors. As he gets outside, he cannot believe his eyes as he sees a truck called....
MATTY’S ICES
JMONT: Maybe I should be a nice guy and buy that truck for Knox since he will need a new career when I get done with him.
JMont pulls out his phone and makes a call to assist with all these buckets because they will not fit into his million dollar car.
DEJA VU? I THINK NOT!
FROM TACTS TO BLACK!
