Post by J Mont on Dec 17, 2023 23:00:50 GMT -5
You would think it’s Christmas morning at the Montuori household in Las Vegas based on the fact that Gia is jumping up and down on the Alaskan King Size bed that JMont & Mia sleep in. Mia is the first to wake up, while JMont puts a pillow over his head. Gia is laughing and having the time of her life. Mia points over to JMont as Gia has that million dollar smile on her face. Then…..
BAM!!!!!
Gia drops an elbow on JMont’s back. The laughter continues now for Gia as Mia joins her. JMont takes the pillow off his head and throws it at Mia, while he starts to laugh. JMont then grabs Gia, and starts to throw her up and down in the air. The man who is up for Father of the Year is having his daddy/daughter time while Mia watches on with a huge smile on her face.
Mia: You're such a softie.
JMont holds Gia’s ears like ear muffs.
JMont: You didn’t say that last night!
Mia shakes her head as JMont takes his hands off Gia’s ears. She looks up at her dad and gives him a kiss on his cheek. A rare vision as JMont has a huge smile on his face. Mia is loving these moments, but days like this cannot last forever because there is still a whole day ahead of planned scheduling.
JMont: You wanna take Gia while I get ready. I have a lot to get accomplished today.
Mia: You will be home for dinner right? I don't want to hear you stopped at the Velvet Rabbit for some wings and drinks.
JMont: That only happened once, or maybe twice…..ok 3 times.
Mia: I have lost track to be honest.
JMont hands over Gia to Mia as he gets out of the bed. Looking over at his soon to be wife & daughter, JMont’s world is complete when it comes to family life. The wrestling side of things is almost complete, but a few more obstacles have to be taken out of the equation first. And first things first, JMont walks into the bathroom so he can take a shower and get ready. As the door closes, Mia & Gia get out of the bed and exit the room. You then hear the sound of a shower and we all know that turns the ladies on. They are all imagining the naked body of JMont and the water coming down it. The body of chiseled art. Sorry ladies, but all you can ever do is imagine me. You can never have me. I will never start an Onlyfans. This body is all Mia’s. And after about 20 minutes, the shower turns off. You can hear sounds in the bathroom from a razor, to the spray of deodorant to the gargling of mouthwash. JMont then looks into the mirror and puts both hands on his face like Kevin did in Home Alone.
JMont: No need to scream because DAMN, i look like a god!
JMont then exits the bathroom and is back in the bedroom. With a lot on his plate today, JMont dresses comfortably as he throws on a pair of Gucci shorts & a Wu Tang Tee Shirt. That is followed by Gucci flip flops and a backwards NY Yankee Cap. Spraying some Dolce & Gabbana cologne, he is set to start his day. As JMont walks out of the bedroom, he stops at the hallway closet and opens it up. He grabs a large red suede bag that is full. Now walking with this bag over his shoulder, JMont sees Mia in the kitchen making breakfast. Gia, in her booster seat, is reaching over trying to get the red bag.
Mia: Where are you going Joe Kringle?
JMont: You may need to watch the news in case I get locked up! Love You!
JMont walks over and gives Mia a kiss on the lips. Then proceeds to walk over to Gia, and gives her a big kiss on her cheek, making his daughter's day. JMont is now walking towards the front door, looking like a jacked up Santa Claus with his red bag. Walking out the door, it's not your usual hot day in Vegas. Only 65 degrees and a chance of showers. JMont walks down his steps and towards the G Wagon. Opening the back tailgate, he throws the red bag into the trunk. JMont then walks over and opens the driver's door and takes a seat. As the vehicle turns on, JMont is looking for the right song to start his day.
DOMINIC THE DONKEY
JMont: Perfect. This fits Maxwell perfectly. He’s a jackass.
As the song plays, JMont accelerates and he is off to his destination. Swerving in and out of traffic. Blowing through yellow lights and not stopping at the pedestrian walkways, JMont is a man on a mission right now.
20 Minutes Later
Fashion Show Las Vegas
3200 Las Vegas Blvd S
Las Vegas, NV 89109
JMont pulls up to the front of the largest shopping mall in all of Las Vegas. 250 retailers & over 30 restaurants that are spread over 2 million square feet. Now parked in front of the valet, JMont hops out and goes to the trunk where he grabs his red suede bag. The Valet walks over to JMont and the first thing JMont notices is the name tag on this gentleman.
JMont: Wow. How are you doing today Max?
Max: I am doing well sir. Have you been here before?
JMont: Plenty of times Max. Cannot believe you don't know who i am.
Max: I just moved here a few weeks ago from Buckhannon, West Virginia. Small City and no cable.
JMont: Well, today is your lucky day Max. I am going to leave you a nice tip to make your holidays great. And you may think about changing your name too.
Max: Why?
JMont: Cause the name Max is a jackass. Maybe you should change your name to Dominic.
JMont laughs as he throws the keys in the air to Max. Now walking to the entrance of the mall with a big red bag over his shoulder as thousands of bystanders are looking on, wondering what is going on. A man who is not fat and has no white beard is walking into the mall with a big red bag. The last time JMont was here, he dropped 100K at the Louis Vuitton store. But, JMont is not here to shop today, but instead, handle some business. As he looks around, there is something specific he is looking for and his eyes finally lock in on it. He sees the Road Trip to the North Pole area. There is a long line of parents and kids waiting to get their pictures with Santa & Elves. JMont heads that way and looks as if business is about to pick up.
JMont: Why does Santa go to the strip club? To visit all his HO, HO, HO’s! But today is a day that Santa is about to become a bitch!
JMont makes it to the North Pole area. He puts his big red bag down for a moment as he examines the area and takes everything in. Almost like a private investigator here. JMont sees where he can enter without having to cut the line. As he makes his way towards the back of The North Pole Set Up, he sees Santa sitting there in his chair. JMont cracks his knuckles, then turns his neck to the left, then right. He takes 2 steps and then is cut off by 2 little elves.
Sugarplum: This area is only for employees of The North Pole.
JMont: Well, I have my big red bag right here, so I guess I will work here.
The 2 elves don't know what to think of this, but when Truffles pulls out his walkie talkie to call security, JMont kicks it out of his hand like it was a game winning 67 yard field goal by Justin Tucker. Sugarplum kicks the ankle of JMont who laughs. As the 2 elves try to attack JMont, it's hard for them considering JMont stands 6 '5. J Mont reaches over and grabs one of the lit up candy canes and takes a step back.
BAM!
Sugarplum goes about 5 yards into the white fence. Truffles goes to check on him but that was a mistake. JMont throws the cane to the ground and runs up, and kicks Truffles on the side of the head. The Elves are down and out, paving the way for JMont to get to Santa. Picking up his red bag, JMont walks and gets closer and closer to Santa. Waiting for the right time to make his move. Minutes go by and JMont is hunched down. Santa finally gets up for a minute and waves to all the kids waiting on line as he stretches his back out. JMont takes off like he is blitzing the QB and………
JKO
Santa is down and out. The kids are screaming and yelling at JMont. That’s nothing new as JMont picks up his red bag and puts it next to the big Santa chair. JMont now takes a seat in the Santa Chair. Security starts to surround the area which causes JMont to get up and walk over. Handing out hundreds after hundreds and hundreds of dollars, the security is now on the side of JMont as they are blocking the area from anyone else getting in.
JMont: I want to thank you all for coming out here today. Sorry that Santa is down and out, but i just wanted to remind everyone first hand what is going to happen to Maxwell Mason Stone at Winter Wrestleland when we collide in a falls count anywhere match. Taking out Santa with a JKO here at the mall is a message I am sending to Max to let him know that it doesn't matter where we battle, that the American Championship is staying with me.
The people in attendance are booing which is something that happens every time J Mont steps into the ring. The kids are crying and screaming for Santa. JMont is now back in the big Santa Chair.
JMont: I am the GIFT that keeps on giving. I give all of you, every week, the show of your lives. Criss Angel, Blue Man Group, David Copperfield to name a few cannot hold my jockstrap. And the only thing Maxwell Stone is good for is washing my jockstrap. You see, the holidays are supposed to be a time for families and gifts. And that is what I am doing for Maxwell. I am going to beat his ass so bad all over the arena that he will be getting extended family time because he will need a lot of time to recover from the injuries he will be receiving at the hands of me. But I will make sure Max goes home with a gift because I'm not as bad of a guy that everyone thinks I am.
JMont reaches into the big red bag and pulls out a title belt.
Dust Yourself Off & Try Again Max!
JMont: Max, you tried to play the mind games of 999 here. You had a little success but that didnt raise the bar. If you think that means you have new beginnings here in TPW, then you have another thing coming. You are going down the same path with me as you did in the IIW. You tried to fight the war, but failed time and time again.
JMont reaches into the red bag again and pulls out a tic tac toe board.
JMont: You see Max, we've been playing this game for a while. Let's take a trip down reindeer crossing road, shall we. Your first X was losing that triple threat match where I kept my IIW International Title. Your 2nd X was watching me stand tall at the Ice Crown Rumble where I eliminated you. And your 3rd X was when I got the pin at War Games and watched your bitch ass leave the IIW for good. I won the game there Max and now in TPW, we are starting a new one. The first X here is going to be at Winter Wrestleland and if you want to keep playing, I will win again Max.
JMont reaches into his red bag one more time to pull something out and when he does. He flips his middle finger to everyone in attendance.
JMont: Remember this all you douchebags. I am number 1 and………
Well, maybe one more time into the red bag JMont goes. Pulling out his American Championship.
JMont holds up the American Title high in the air, but gets a little higher up as he stands on top of Santa who is still on the ground. J Mont finally hops down and walks away like nothing happened. Be afraid Max, be very afraid.
