Post by jackmehoff on Feb 13, 2024 10:14:51 GMT -5
We are taken out front of a upscale suburban house late at night. There is hardly a soul on the street, and hardly a sound to be heard except for the chip of crickets, or an occasional dog barking.
The only light in the grey house is coming from a bedroom window on the second floor. TPWs newest roster member, Jack N. Mehoff, walks into the shot. For some reason, he is wearing a black Lone Ranger mask, a black shirt and pants with tire marks all over them, a brown overcoat with tire pieces on the shoulders, and license plates spelling out the word "Creepo" on the back. He is hunched over, and carrying a tow rope and has a pair of binoculars around his neck.
Jack: Hey guys. Jack N. Mehoff here. I bet you're wondering what a guy like me is doing out here at one in the morning. Now you may not know me, but I've got a reputation for being a fair honest guy, unlike this guy.
Jack points to the house behind him.
Jack: Now this guy, he's two days late on his car payment. Can you believe that? Two days late. So, you know what that means? That car is mine.
Jack gives a little giggle, then, staying hunched over, walks over to the garage and opens the door. Inside sits a new black, Ford Explorer. Jack sneaks over to the door, opens it, does something with the wires under the steering wheel and it comes to life. The door to the house opens, and an extremely hot woman, wearing a revealing nightee and a white silky robe, stands there
Woman: What the heck are you doing with my car?
Jack: If you want to keep your car, tell your husband to pay his bills on time.
Woman: Damn it. He would if that looser wasn't at the bar every night getting drunk. Is there anyway I could convince you into giving me... an extension?
She really puts a seductive emphasis on the word "extension" and opens her robe, showing off her ample assets. Jack looks at her, then looks to the camera.
Jack: Watch out boys. Because what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too.
Jack cackles maniacally as he gets out of the car and walks towards the door the woman is standing in. The scene goes to black and writing starts appearing on the screen, with an announcer reading it.
Announcer: Now available on streaming at JackMehoff.com . Trinity Swallows in Creepo Man. And coming soon in Thunder Pro Wrestling, Jack N. Mehoff.
The only light in the grey house is coming from a bedroom window on the second floor. TPWs newest roster member, Jack N. Mehoff, walks into the shot. For some reason, he is wearing a black Lone Ranger mask, a black shirt and pants with tire marks all over them, a brown overcoat with tire pieces on the shoulders, and license plates spelling out the word "Creepo" on the back. He is hunched over, and carrying a tow rope and has a pair of binoculars around his neck.
Jack: Hey guys. Jack N. Mehoff here. I bet you're wondering what a guy like me is doing out here at one in the morning. Now you may not know me, but I've got a reputation for being a fair honest guy, unlike this guy.
Jack points to the house behind him.
Jack: Now this guy, he's two days late on his car payment. Can you believe that? Two days late. So, you know what that means? That car is mine.
Jack gives a little giggle, then, staying hunched over, walks over to the garage and opens the door. Inside sits a new black, Ford Explorer. Jack sneaks over to the door, opens it, does something with the wires under the steering wheel and it comes to life. The door to the house opens, and an extremely hot woman, wearing a revealing nightee and a white silky robe, stands there
Woman: What the heck are you doing with my car?
Jack: If you want to keep your car, tell your husband to pay his bills on time.
Woman: Damn it. He would if that looser wasn't at the bar every night getting drunk. Is there anyway I could convince you into giving me... an extension?
She really puts a seductive emphasis on the word "extension" and opens her robe, showing off her ample assets. Jack looks at her, then looks to the camera.
Jack: Watch out boys. Because what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too.
Jack cackles maniacally as he gets out of the car and walks towards the door the woman is standing in. The scene goes to black and writing starts appearing on the screen, with an announcer reading it.
Announcer: Now available on streaming at JackMehoff.com . Trinity Swallows in Creepo Man. And coming soon in Thunder Pro Wrestling, Jack N. Mehoff.
