Post by Ricky McGee on Feb 25, 2024 11:15:36 GMT -5
We are given a shot of the beautiful night sky of Newfoundland. A large fire can also be seen, adding to the beautiful scenery. We then hear the sound of wood being chopped. This goes on for a good while, before we hear the sound of multiple trees falling. We then hear a voice.
VOICE
B’y, that’s some timber!
The camera then pans to the guy who knocked the tree down; Ricky McGee!
RICKY MCGEE
Alright, b’y. That’s all she wrote for today. Time for some supper!
We then cut to Ricky eating his supper. What is that supper? Some Jiggs dinner, of course! Except, it’s quite a big serving! 7 pounds of potatoes, 4 pounds of salt meat, half a dozen carrots, alongside some turnip, greens, and dressing, all drenched in gravy and cranberry sauce. Despite this monstrous meal, Ricky then demolishes it all in quick fashion. Ricky then smiles, and turns towards the camera.
RICKY MCGEE
And that’s how big ol’ Ricky McGee maintains his strength!
Ricky McGee then rubs his eyes, signifying that he might be getting tired, and hit the hay soon.
RICKY MCGEE
Now…what else is there to talk about? Oh, yeah. Me upcoming match against Beretta Blade. Now, I ain’t that fond of fighting ladies, but, it is what it is b’y. I’m sure Beretta will put up some good fight, but I have the support of all the newfies back home. Plus, I-
Before Ricky could finish, a huge black bear comes out of nowhere. Ricky, however, seems unfazed, like he knows this bear. It turns out to be Ricky’s pet black bear, and it acts completely docile towards him, resting against his feet.
RICKY MCGEE
….And I have the strength of a bear! Oh, and if I win? How about this, Beretta? I’ll pick you up, and take you over into these woods, and we’ll have some Jiggs dinner? Now, how does that sound, huh? I, personally, wouldn’t reject that offer, b’y! But, that will be after the match, so what are yeh gonna expect?
Ricky then stands up, and begins shadow boxing.
RICKY MCGEE
A little bit of this, and a little bit of dat! Only offence stronger here in Newfoundland would be your grandmudder slappin’ your face when you don’t finish your supper! And then I’m gonna slam you across the ring! And then…
Ricky then replicates a bear hug.
RICKY MCGEE
I’m gonna squeeze you, and tuck you in for bed! And then…
Ricky then slams his elbow downwards.
RICKY MCGEE
Pow! The Big Tump! You're gonna be looking up at the lights, b’y! 1-2-3, and it’ll be all over!
Ricky then stops the recording, ending the promo.
VOICE
B’y, that’s some timber!
The camera then pans to the guy who knocked the tree down; Ricky McGee!
RICKY MCGEE
Alright, b’y. That’s all she wrote for today. Time for some supper!
We then cut to Ricky eating his supper. What is that supper? Some Jiggs dinner, of course! Except, it’s quite a big serving! 7 pounds of potatoes, 4 pounds of salt meat, half a dozen carrots, alongside some turnip, greens, and dressing, all drenched in gravy and cranberry sauce. Despite this monstrous meal, Ricky then demolishes it all in quick fashion. Ricky then smiles, and turns towards the camera.
RICKY MCGEE
And that’s how big ol’ Ricky McGee maintains his strength!
Ricky McGee then rubs his eyes, signifying that he might be getting tired, and hit the hay soon.
RICKY MCGEE
Now…what else is there to talk about? Oh, yeah. Me upcoming match against Beretta Blade. Now, I ain’t that fond of fighting ladies, but, it is what it is b’y. I’m sure Beretta will put up some good fight, but I have the support of all the newfies back home. Plus, I-
Before Ricky could finish, a huge black bear comes out of nowhere. Ricky, however, seems unfazed, like he knows this bear. It turns out to be Ricky’s pet black bear, and it acts completely docile towards him, resting against his feet.
RICKY MCGEE
….And I have the strength of a bear! Oh, and if I win? How about this, Beretta? I’ll pick you up, and take you over into these woods, and we’ll have some Jiggs dinner? Now, how does that sound, huh? I, personally, wouldn’t reject that offer, b’y! But, that will be after the match, so what are yeh gonna expect?
Ricky then stands up, and begins shadow boxing.
RICKY MCGEE
A little bit of this, and a little bit of dat! Only offence stronger here in Newfoundland would be your grandmudder slappin’ your face when you don’t finish your supper! And then I’m gonna slam you across the ring! And then…
Ricky then replicates a bear hug.
RICKY MCGEE
I’m gonna squeeze you, and tuck you in for bed! And then…
Ricky then slams his elbow downwards.
RICKY MCGEE
Pow! The Big Tump! You're gonna be looking up at the lights, b’y! 1-2-3, and it’ll be all over!
Ricky then stops the recording, ending the promo.
