Post by J Mont on Mar 13, 2024 20:25:20 GMT -5
Everything comes to an end 1 Day!
David Robinson won an NBA Championship in 2003, and retired after!
Jerome Bettis won a Super Bowl in 2005 and retired after!
Dominik Hasek won a Stanley Cup in 2008 and retired after!
Michael Straham won a Super Bowl in 2007 and retired after!
Rocky Marciano won his final title defense in 1955 to finish 49-0 and retired after!
David Robinson won an NBA Championship in 2003, and retired after!
Jerome Bettis won a Super Bowl in 2005 and retired after!
Dominik Hasek won a Stanley Cup in 2008 and retired after!
Michael Straham won a Super Bowl in 2007 and retired after!
Rocky Marciano won his final title defense in 1955 to finish 49-0 and retired after!
Are you starting to see the pattern here? Going out on top is a great way to go. A lot of people have that hunger and urge to get more, while others are satisfied where their lives and careers finish. Guys like Vince Carter played 22 seasons in the NBA while Nolan Ryan completed 27 seasons in the majors. The list goes on and on for people that kept going before they had nothing else to give to their sport or occupation. As Boyz 2 Men sang it best, it's the end of the road. As much as you want to fight it and keep going, sometimes it's just best to let it go.
Is that what is happening today?
April 13th, 2016
April 13th, 2016
Just another day on the calendar to some, but a day that a lot of sport fanatics will never forget. This will also be a date that you can bet your ass you will hear in sports trivia or game shows. But for the average Joe’s out there, this was a special day because it marked the last game for Kobe Bryant versus the Utah Jazz. Not only did Kobe leave his mark on the game, but he concluded his legendary career with 60 points and hit the game winning shot as well. Rest in Heaven Kobe. Talk about a great way to walk away from the game you love after 20 years. Not a lot of people can say they left what they loved like that. But if you get the chance to do something to this magnitude, then you need to do it.
And the respect for Kobe continues as you can see the Golden Statue of Kobe outside the Crypto Arena in Los Angeles. In typical Kobe fashion, it stands 19 feet tall, which is 2 feet taller than Magics, and 3 feet taller than Kareems. But the best part is that it's almost double the size of Shaq’s. So, as the ladies love to say, SIZE MATTERS! And good luck to any hoodlum, especially Matt Knox trying to steal this statue. Almost 4000 pounds of sculpture features. Just the way Knox loves his women too.
And speaking of big, you can see a man that stands about 6 foot 5 and probably close to 275 pounds facing the statue with his back to us. Nothing really to see here as this man is wearing a pair of jeans and a solid black tee shirt. Looks like your usual everyday fan that visits the statue, but if you get a closer look, both arms have a sleeve tattoo. If you can put 2 and 2 together, then you will know who this man is.
And the respect for Kobe continues as you can see the Golden Statue of Kobe outside the Crypto Arena in Los Angeles. In typical Kobe fashion, it stands 19 feet tall, which is 2 feet taller than Magics, and 3 feet taller than Kareems. But the best part is that it's almost double the size of Shaq’s. So, as the ladies love to say, SIZE MATTERS! And good luck to any hoodlum, especially Matt Knox trying to steal this statue. Almost 4000 pounds of sculpture features. Just the way Knox loves his women too.
And speaking of big, you can see a man that stands about 6 foot 5 and probably close to 275 pounds facing the statue with his back to us. Nothing really to see here as this man is wearing a pair of jeans and a solid black tee shirt. Looks like your usual everyday fan that visits the statue, but if you get a closer look, both arms have a sleeve tattoo. If you can put 2 and 2 together, then you will know who this man is.
VOICE: You would think, after all the blood, sweat and tears that Kobe left here, that they could at least get the statue right. I mean come on now. It is quite obvious that the dumb blonde bitch named Jeanie Buss went the cheap route and hired one of Matt Knox’s daughters to handle the spelling on the statue.
And after hearing that accent and verbiage about the Knox family, you have to know who it is. The figure turns his head for a brief moment and you see that sinister smirk on his face. Turning back towards the statue again, admiring one of the greatest to ever play the game.
JMONT: Kobe was one of my favorite basketball players of all time. Sure I am a New Yorker and Michael Jordan was the GOAT, but KOBE to me is like me. In a league of his own. Inventing new ways to score and embarrass the players on the court. Something that I do as well inside the wrestling ring. But what I see here today is an embarrassment to his legacy. You want to honor this man. The least you can do is make sure everything is perfect. I guess everyone has got so spoiled with the spell check on their google docs, that they don't look over their work. This is a prime example of how you ruin a celebration for a LEGEND.
JMont looks at all the wrong details on the statue and just cannot believe they let this come out to the public like this. This is a true embarrassment to the Lakers Organization, but most of all, the Bryant Family.
JMONT: I can understand if someone spelt the name JUNKO SOUMA wrong because all the Japanese names are fucked up and hard to spell. But how hard is it to spell C-A-L-D-E-R-O-N? Who the hell is Jose Calderson?
JMont continues to shake his head in disbelief.
JMONT: I know the Knox family cannot spell, but come on man. Adding an S for no reason. I mean, I understand that S can mean a lot of things when it comes to Junko. Sore loser. Shithead. Slut. Scared. Strange. And I could keep going, but I don't want to see the sunset.
JMont takes another look at another area on the statue and just bursts out laughing.
JMONT: All I know is that when I get my statue put up in New York City, I am going to make sure that Terrance Tao of Australia writes all my legacies and words because is the smartest man alive today. At least I don't need to worry about errors, something that Junko has made here choosing the no ropes, electric barbed wire match. A decision she is going to regret for the rest of her life. And speaking of DECISIONS, right here on the Kobe statue, it says “Coach’s DeCicion”. Just WOW! Is that French? Let’s just throw in another C and see if anyone notices. And when I think of the letter C, I think about the Championship that Junko cost me versus Maxwell Stone. Junko couldn't handle the fact that i took the title from her and sent her packing back to Kuwait, China, Japan, it doesn't matter where. Junko will remember the letter C for the rest of her life when this Trilogy is over with. Junko is going to CRY. She will know who the real CHAMPION is. She will know I am the King wearing the CROWN. I am going to make sure she fries in the electric barb wire and turns into a CALIFORNIA ROLL!
JMont needs to take a deep breath as a few more bystanders come by to honor the statue of Kobe Bryant.
JMONT: And for christ sakes, look at all those formatting errors in this section!
A startled woman looks at JMont like he is a crazed man, and grabs the arm of her husband as she tries to drag him away from the statue.
JMONT: You don’t need to leave. I am just pissed at the errors I am finding on this statue. This is not the way to honor a Legend after all he has done for this organization and community. They need to cut the hands off the person that did this so they can never mess anything up again.
A woman is truly scared now because the look in JMont’s eyes is one of a man possessed.
JMONT: Calm down lady. Worst case scenario, if they cut the hands of the person, they can just add the Edward Scissorahnds package to them and let them do their thing that way. You want to play Scissors, paper and stone?
The husband is in his own little world as the woman drags him away. JMont is there alone again, looking at the statue of Kobe Bryant. Taking a few steps to the right of the statue, JMont takes a seat on the bench.
JMONT: I needed to come here today because I wanted to show some love to Kobe, but also get something off my chest. And this is the best place I could think of to do it. Kobe left the game when he did, with a BANG. He didn't win a championship like many have, but he dropped 60 points to remind the world that even though he is retiring, he's still got it. And you are probably wondering what I am rambling on about.
JMont looks up at the sky, as his eyes drift back towards the statue. You can see some emotions in the face of JMont. Something you hardly ever see in him.
JMONT: One day, everything comes to an end. You might have the chance to make the decision or you might not have the opportunity. You might get fired from your job because of cost cuts, and there is nothing you can do about it. You might blow your knee out in a football game and never be able to step foot on the field again. You might get charged with a murder you never committed and locked up behind bars for the rest of your life. But one thing that I am going to make certain of is that I am writing my ending to the story. There will be no other author but myself to write this. Especially not some little Japanese Bitch. Sure, Junko might have written a couple chapters along the way in this Trilogy, but the ending is going to be done by ME. This is coming to an END. My time here is coming to an END. And I will have TOTAL CONTROL as to how it happens.
JMont elevates himself off the bench, takes another look at the statue and starts to walk away before turning back around.
JMONT: Maybe in an honor to Kobe, I will drop 60 JKO’S on Junko, then throw her sushi ass carcass into the electric barb wire, ending her story not only with the TPW, but with life. This war has been brewing for almost a year now. It all started when Junko opened up broken ass english mouth and issued an open challenge for her American Championship. And to this day, Ref Mullett has not told anyone how much he was paid off by Junko to cost me that match. I lost the match there, but I won the war at the Gladiators Ball. A JKO onto the hood of a car followed by going headfirst through the passenger side window. And just when you thought the Japanese were down and out, the rematch was signed for Night of the Living Dead. Not only did I win the match, I won the war AGAIN. I left as the American Champion and left layers of glass, all inside of Junko. And when i finally thought i rid the world of Junko, she comes back at Winter Wrestleland to surprise the world and almost kills Shaun Hart and Axel Shaw with a police car, costing me the American Title. And that’s not even counting Uncivil War where I beat the holy hell out of you and let you get the spotlight for the win. You are welcome.
JMont cracks his knuckles, and is looking for a fight right about now, as the memories are starting to get to him. Hopefully, no one in the next few minutes crosses paths with JMont.
JMONT: And let’s not forget when we both got locked up thanks to the Japanese as well. Sure I might have stolen the police car, but I was trying to see what it felt like to be Charlie Tweeder. Myself and Junko have been through a lot. Have taken a lot of years off of our bodies. But something has to give now. Someone has to go. There has to be an ending. Every Trilogy has a winner. There are no ties. There are no second places. There are no participation trophies. It’s for all the marbles. As Isuro Tanaka tells Pedro Cerrano- “You have no Marbles.” And Junko is acting like Tanaka right now, running her mouth but she is failing to realize that all that's doing is motivating me more and more. I already have enough motivation with my wife Mia, my daughter Gia and our whole legacy. I have the reputation of The Fortunate Ones on the line as well. Junko doesn't realize that this match is it for me here in the TPW.
JMont just made a face like “OH Poop”, did i just let out a surprise here!
JMONT: I guess the cat is out of the bag now. My contract expires at midnight on March 15th meaning after this match with Junko, I am no longer tied to the TPW. Reasons for no extension will be discussed at a later time. Right now, Junko is playing ball with a man that has 1 match left on his plate. I am going to lay it all on the line like I always do, but it sucks to be Junko. I have to win this match now. I will do whatever it takes to leave on top with a win. If that means I need to be hanging upside on that electric barbed wire, then so be it. If that means I need to drop Junko with a JKO through the barbed wire, so be it. I am going to take every chance in the world that I need to get this win. This makes me a very dangerous man. I was already a nut job lunatic, but now with this being it, I cannot afford to lose. I cannot leave the TPW with a loss on my legacy.
JMont walks back towards the statue. What Kobe has done and earned is something that everyone will remember forever. JMont wants the same thing. He already has one of the biggest names in the industry. He already has over 30 World Titles won. He has set many records. But a loss to Junko on the grand stage at Thunder in Paradise 3, in the Main Event will be a big blow.
JMONT: At least here in the TPW, Thunder In Paradise is in their 3rd Pay Per View. The same can not be said about the TV show with the same name. Only lasted 1 season with 22 shitty episodes. If you want to see a real Hurricane, watch what JMont does to Junko and not the reruns of that terrible show. I am hoping that I don't get arrested again thanks to Junko because what I do to her in that ring is going to be worse than 1st degree aggravated assault. The color orange is cool to wear with my Knicks jersey, but not behind bars. Did that once. Well ok, Twice. Well, OK a Poop load of times, but i don't want to go back again. I am tired of my daughter bailing me out of jail and I have to keep putting the money back into her account that she spent. Thankfully, anything is allowed in this match and I am not going to stop until Junko is laying in that ring not moving. I just finished a Hell in a Cell match with Chris Page for almost 60 minutes, winning that on my own i may add. The doubters all had me losing cause i couldnt have any help. I see the same people running their mouths again. Please make the wrong bet and lose all your money because Junko is not leaving this Electric Barbed Ring alive. She is leaving as a California Roll for YOKO ONO to much on. The games are over. The war is coming to an end. The Trilogy is going to have one person standing tall.
JMont walks closer to the statue and gives a fist pump to the hand of Kobe.
JMONT: This one's for you brother. I am going to make you proud and leave a legacy like you did. My last TPW match is going to be one that everyone talks about, just like your 60 point game with the game winning shot. The JKO I land on Junko is going to be one that will never be forgotten. It will be a You Tube Classic and most viewed. I am not leaving Thunder in Paradise 3 as a loser like Jason Biggs. I am leaving as a winner like Average Joe’s. I have put all the pressure on myself to deliver. There is no other choice now but to get the job done.
JMont takes a bow towards the statue and starts to walk towards the parking lot. On the way, some more thoughts begin to go through his crazy head.
JMONT: It is going to feel good ONE LAST TIME inside the TPW ring to get my hand raised high so i can shove it up all your asses for ever doubting me. Maybe I will even get Taylor Swift to sing “The Last Time.” for you all after I take down Junko and leave the winner of this Trilogy. And you know this is the match everyone is waiting to see, which is why it's the Main Event. No World Title on the line. No S.E.X. Cup title on the line. Just Pride and Reputation on the line, something I do not plan on losing. Just like in World War 2, the Japanese will lose again. Now that my time is coming to an end with TPW, maybe on March 16th, i can start promoting
JMONT FOR PRESIDENT 2024
JMONT: Who wouldn't want a president that can actually win a war like i did versus Junko inside that electric barbed wire match. Who wouldn't want a president who remembers things and knows what the Fudge he is doing. Who wouldn't want a president that knows how to ride a bicycle. And if i win the presidential election, the first thing i would do is build a golden statue of JMont holding the head of Junko with the correct spelling of course and GO USA…..Fudge JAPAN….oh yeah…. Fudge YOU TOO JUNKO!
ONE LAST DANCE BEFORE THE CURTAIN FALLS!
