Post by zybala on Mar 19, 2024 8:13:16 GMT -5
~ It's Monday and you know what that means. You had a great weekend, well most of you. Some of you were tempted to give up your Bible reading again by a bad influence to go to the casino. Some of you did chores. The rest relaxed. It's time for Outsiders Championship Wrestling: Dystopia!!! The yard looks amazing as the lawn is mowed, and the bushes are trimmed. No trace of crabgrass anywhere. Every seat is filled and so are the bleachers. The Yardies are excited to see all the action that only Outsider's can bring! Butts are in the seats. Emilio and The Eastern European are selling the food and non alcoholic beverages. The booze is in the community coolers and the port-o-potties have recently been cleaned by the company that takes care of that sort of stuff.
The Mariachi Band is playing a hypnotic mariachi version of "The Mummers Dance" by Lorna McKennit. It's weird but hauntingly beautiful. The refrigerator box/announcer table is still standing. Behind the "table" is our trusty commentary team of Mike Zybala and Dean! They are digging the Mariachi Band just like everyone else. They have the headsets and microphones at the ready and Zybala has the laptop for the entrance themes next to him. ~
Zybala: Welcome back to The Yard ladies and gentlemen to another exciting episode of Dystopia! I'm Mike Zybala.
Dean: And I'm Dean. Tonight we finish up the first round of the tournament to see which suckas move on to the next round at our very first pay per view! Who will advance and who will win the whole thing?
Zybala: That's a question we all are excited to find the answer too, but for now, let's take it to the ring!
~ The camera cuts to the ring. We see Mitch and Belvedere standing there. Belvedere raises the microphone and let the wild rumpus start! ~
Belvedere: The following is your opening match of the evening and it's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first.. Emanating from Sally’s Doghouse…This is Tony the Spider!
~”JUMP” by Van Halen hits!!! A bunch of manufactured smoke via a moderate smoke machine fills the entrance ramp. Zybala looks annoyed. Nobody asked to use his fog machine. A loud ‘HAHAHA!’ is heard as a small, rotund figure begins to emerge from within the smoke. It’s TONY THE SPIDER! His circular shades cover his jovial eyes. He’s sporting the signature yellow TONY THE SPIDER spray painted t-shirt. He’s wearing a pair of black biker shorts to go along with an old, dirty pair of white, New Balance shoes. And, let’s not forget, the signature YELLOW fanny pack strapped around his waist. He begins the march down the lawn, jiving his head back and forth like a chicken to the music. He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. The Yardies cheer as Tony stands up and poses for them, trying to show off his slightly toned physique which he got from HARD TRAINING AND NOT DRUGS LIKE SOME PEOPLE STILL THINK!! The Van Halen song stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From Parts Unknown… This is Just Another Masked Guy; JAM G!
~ Dean plays around with the laptop. He pulls up YOUTUBE and performs a search. He presses play on a video. After an adult, “No one knows” by Queens of The Stone Age. The backdoor opens and JAM G leaps into view. He doesn’t get much height. He lands on both feet and looks around, mysteriously. The crowd chants “JAM G!” out of respect for the O.G. Outsider. JAM G rushes toward the ring and slides in. He pops to his feet and continues to look around mysteriously. ~
Zybala: It's great to see JAM G back in The Yard, Dean.
Dean: True that, Mikey Z. This sucka was in the very first match of Outsiders, and has had a few more appearances since. Sadly, he has yet to get a win.
Zybala: Can JAM G break that trend tonight, or will Tony move on in the tournament?
~ Mitch checks both guys before calling for the bell to start the match. JAM G doesn't waste a second. As soon as the bell rings, he runs at Tony, and then leaps in the air with a fist cocked back. Tony takes a step forward and catches JAM G in mid air. Tony squeezes his opponent with a bearhug before he starts spinning in a circle; the dreaded Spider Roll! The Yardies are cheering for Tony to keep spinning and boo when he stops. Both men are wobbly on their feet, but Tony hasn't released his grasp on his opponent. Tony lifts up JAM G and drops him to the mat with a Belly to Belly Suplex! He lays on top of JAM G as Mitch gets in position..~
Mitch: One….. Two…… THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner and moving on to the next round, TONY THE SPIDER!!
~ There is a mix of boos and cheers as Tony jumps up to celebrate. They're happy Tony won, but upset with the match being so short. Tony is still celebrating as Zybala calls for intermission. Everyone gets up to do intermission stuff as we cut to some commercials. ~
~ SPOT WHERE YOU COULD HAVE SENT IN A SEGMENT. ~
~ We come back from commercial as the fans are heading back to their seats and Belvedere is back in the ring. ~
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening and it's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…. (looking close at his cards) Standing at "a manly 6 feet and weighing in at 280 pounds of straight mass".... He is the manly Vic Vinegar!!
~ "He's a man! Such a man!" plays out loudly throughout The Yard. As the second "Such a man!" echoes, Vic Vinegar walks out wearing a sick duster and a pair of sunglasses. Vic does some Karate moves and poses on the ramp, not very well. This doesn't stop him from confidently swaggering down to the ring. As he gets to the ring, he removes his glasses and throws them to the crowd. He puts his sick duster in the corner because those dusters are kind of expensive. He catches his breath, because you know it kind of was a long walk down. He then sort of rolls his way into the ring. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent….. Hailing from El Paso, Texas….weighing 230 pounds… This is "Red" Thunder!!
~ "Riding The Storm Out" by REO Speedwagon begins to play over the speakers. Thunder appears on the entryway, wearing the "red" hoodie, flanked by Lightning. Thunder lets out a loud yell. He then strikes a few poses in the doorway before making his way to the ring. He high fives fans on the way. He rolls into the ring and hops to his feet with his arms raised in the air. The garners a few cheers. The music stops as Belvedere leaves the ring. Mitch checks Vinegar and then goes to check Thunder when Vic gently holds Mitch back. Mitch is confused as Vinegar looks at Thunder, giving him a 100% accurate Ocular Patdown! He tells Mitch that Thunder is clean. Mitch just shrugs, calls for the bell to start the match, and lights a blunt. ~
Dean: Main event time, sucka! Who will move on to face Aaron Warthog in the next round?
Zybala: We're gonna find out soon enough, partner. The wrestlers are on the move!
~ Vinegar and Thunder step up to each other and bump chests. They try to stare down each other as Vic stands on his tip toes, not wanting to seem that much shorter than Thunder. The staring doesn't last long however as Vinegar shoves Thunder away. Thunder stumbles backwards a little before he regains his footing. He then shoves Vic back a little as well. Vic responds with a chop to Thunder's chest, getting cushioned a bit by the hoodie, but hurting Thunder regardless. Thunder responds with a chop on his own. Vic sucks in air in pain, but doesn't budge. He retaliates with another chop, and the two start chopping each other in the chest over and over! Yes, the fans are "Woo-ing".....duh. Thunder winds up for a big chop but when he swings his arm forward, Vic grabs Thunder and brings him to the mat hard with a judo toss!~
Dean: After some back and forth hits, Vinegar gets the upper hand with some Jiu-Jitsu stuff.
Zybala: I think that was actually Judo.
Dean: It's all Fuding Karate, sucka. Thunder's down. That's all that matters.
~ Thunder is rolling on the mat, holding his back in pain. He did NOT expect that flip. Vinegar is celebrating by performing some "sick looking" karate moves for the fans. He is totally killing it in his mind. Thunder gets to his feet just in time for Vic to turn around and see him. Vic grabs Thunder and tries to hiptoss the lighter man, but Thunder manages to land on his feet. Thunder then jumps as high as he can and dropkicks Vinegar in the chest. The big man staggers, but stays standing. Thunder lands another staggering dropkick, but still Vic stands! Thunder then runs at the ropes, holding momentum, and bounces back to nail Vinegar with a clothesline! Vinegar finally falls and Thunder lets out the Thunder Roar in celebration! He runs at the ropes again, somersaults, then leaps in the air with a splash (Rolling Thunder.) Thunder lands hard on the mat though as Vic manages to roll out of the way. Thunder has the wind knocked out of him by the landing. Vic quickly (for him) gets to his feet and goes to the nearest corner and ascends to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off and nails a thunderous elbowdrop… to the mat. Thunder rolled out of the way like his opponent. Vic sits up, breathing hard and holding his elbow in pain. Thunder is catching his breath while laying on the mat. The Yardies are cheering the effort of the two men so far. ~
Zybala: Both guys were swinging for the fences and both struck out with those moves.
Dean: I can understand why Vinegar wants to end the match early, but why is Thunder going hard and fast? If I was that sucka, I'd drag the match out. I'd make the fat guy chase me and get tired.
Zybala: Maybe Thunder's cardio isn't that good either?
Dean: Suckas should never skip cardio day.
~ Vic is still holding his elbow as he watches Thunder bend his body and sloppily kip-up to his feet! Vic is shocked! He didn't expect this level of athleticism! Was his ocular patdown wrong? No, never! If Thunder can do it, surely a karate master like Vic can. Vinegar lays on his back, bends his legs up and tries to kip-up as well. He fails… several times… After his last attempt, he flops around a bit before scrambling to his. He looks around, acting smug and says "Nailed It!" He is sweating and out of breath. Thunder is sweating just as bad, but that's because he's wrestling in a sweater, outside, and in Florida. Though if you just tuned in, you would think that they've been having a classic match. Thunder changes in and drives Vinegar into the corner. He climbs up to the second rope, holds a fist high, and brings it down on Vinegar head with a series of punches as The Yardies count along! ~
Yardies: (punch!) ONE! (punch!) TWO! (punch!) THREE! (punch!) FOUR! (punch!) FIVE! (punch!) SIX! (punch!) SEVEN! (punch!) EIGHT! (punch!) NINE!
~ Instead of a tenth punch, Thunder hops off the rope, bringing down an elbow to the head of Vic on the way down! Thunder backs up an and lets Vinegar stagger forward out of the corner. Thunder grabs Vic and lifts him up for a bodyslam. Vic starts kicking his legs ferociously, causing Thunder to lose his balance and falls backwards with Vic crushing him! Vic hooks the leg as Mitch gets in position. ~
Mitch: One…….. Two………
~ The count is interrupted when Vinegar climbs off of Thunder. He is looking at Lighting, who is standing on the apron and waving a crisp ten dollar bill around. The movement of the money seems to have a hypnotic effect on The Bodyguard. He walks over to Lightning, reaching out to try to grab the cash. ~
Zybala: Lightning is using the most interesting diversion tactic that I've ever seen!
Dean: He should be paying more attention to Thunder! That shitty sweater seems to have some magic left to it.
~ Thunder is back on his feet and rolling up the sweater sleeves! He walks over to Vinegar, spins him around, and manages to lift him up again and slams Vinegar hard to the mat. The fans cheer as the show of strength, which only pumps Thunder up even more. He lets loose a might shout as he takes off the sweat soaked hoodie and throws it on the ground! He takes a couple deep breaths and airs out the drenched T-shirt. He starts to stalk Vinegar, yelling at him to stand up. Thunder is stomping his foot and waving an arm around. The fans have no idea what he's up too, but they cheer him on anyways! Vic slowly uses the ropes to help him get up and when he does, Thunder rushes in with a big boot! It misses as Vinegar falls down to a knee to catch his breath! Thunder's foot goes over the top rope and he crotches himself! Vinegar looks up and sees this. He stands up and wraps Thunder up in a bearhug! Thunder struggles against the heavier man's hug as Lightning cheers him on. He tries waving the ten dollars again, but Vic's not falling for it this time. Thunder looks like he's about to pass out when Vinegar jumps up the best he can and drives Thunder to the mat with a modified falling bearhug. Thunder is squished between the mat and Vinegar; who then makes the cover! ~
Mitch: One….. Two…… THREE!
~ The bell rings and Vic gets to his feet. His arm is raised by Mitch. Mitch then goes to check on Thunder as Vic busts out more sweet karate moves. ~
Dean: Well a short, but eventful night here in the Yard. We saw who's moving on in the tournament. We'll see all you suckas at the..
Zybala: Hold on, Dean! What's Warthog doing here?!
~ While Vinegar is still celebrating, Aaron Warthog has run up to the ring! He doesn't enter though. He runs to one of the corners and swipes Vinegar's duster! Warthog makes his way back to the house when the fans finally get Vic's attention. Vic looks in the corner to see his beloved duster gone! He looks around and spots a smug looking Warthog taking the duster into the house. Vinegar yells at him and starts to give chase. We go back to Zybala and Dean. ~
Zybala: It looks like Warthog is playing the mind games early. We've had a great night tonight. I'm Mike Zybala, he's Dean, saying Good Fight, Good Night.
Dean: And we'll see all you suckas at Controlled Chaos!
The Mariachi Band is playing a hypnotic mariachi version of "The Mummers Dance" by Lorna McKennit. It's weird but hauntingly beautiful. The refrigerator box/announcer table is still standing. Behind the "table" is our trusty commentary team of Mike Zybala and Dean! They are digging the Mariachi Band just like everyone else. They have the headsets and microphones at the ready and Zybala has the laptop for the entrance themes next to him. ~
Zybala: Welcome back to The Yard ladies and gentlemen to another exciting episode of Dystopia! I'm Mike Zybala.
Dean: And I'm Dean. Tonight we finish up the first round of the tournament to see which suckas move on to the next round at our very first pay per view! Who will advance and who will win the whole thing?
Zybala: That's a question we all are excited to find the answer too, but for now, let's take it to the ring!
~ The camera cuts to the ring. We see Mitch and Belvedere standing there. Belvedere raises the microphone and let the wild rumpus start! ~
Belvedere: The following is your opening match of the evening and it's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first.. Emanating from Sally’s Doghouse…This is Tony the Spider!
~”JUMP” by Van Halen hits!!! A bunch of manufactured smoke via a moderate smoke machine fills the entrance ramp. Zybala looks annoyed. Nobody asked to use his fog machine. A loud ‘HAHAHA!’ is heard as a small, rotund figure begins to emerge from within the smoke. It’s TONY THE SPIDER! His circular shades cover his jovial eyes. He’s sporting the signature yellow TONY THE SPIDER spray painted t-shirt. He’s wearing a pair of black biker shorts to go along with an old, dirty pair of white, New Balance shoes. And, let’s not forget, the signature YELLOW fanny pack strapped around his waist. He begins the march down the lawn, jiving his head back and forth like a chicken to the music. He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. The Yardies cheer as Tony stands up and poses for them, trying to show off his slightly toned physique which he got from HARD TRAINING AND NOT DRUGS LIKE SOME PEOPLE STILL THINK!! The Van Halen song stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent…. From Parts Unknown… This is Just Another Masked Guy; JAM G!
~ Dean plays around with the laptop. He pulls up YOUTUBE and performs a search. He presses play on a video. After an adult, “No one knows” by Queens of The Stone Age. The backdoor opens and JAM G leaps into view. He doesn’t get much height. He lands on both feet and looks around, mysteriously. The crowd chants “JAM G!” out of respect for the O.G. Outsider. JAM G rushes toward the ring and slides in. He pops to his feet and continues to look around mysteriously. ~
Zybala: It's great to see JAM G back in The Yard, Dean.
Dean: True that, Mikey Z. This sucka was in the very first match of Outsiders, and has had a few more appearances since. Sadly, he has yet to get a win.
Zybala: Can JAM G break that trend tonight, or will Tony move on in the tournament?
~ Mitch checks both guys before calling for the bell to start the match. JAM G doesn't waste a second. As soon as the bell rings, he runs at Tony, and then leaps in the air with a fist cocked back. Tony takes a step forward and catches JAM G in mid air. Tony squeezes his opponent with a bearhug before he starts spinning in a circle; the dreaded Spider Roll! The Yardies are cheering for Tony to keep spinning and boo when he stops. Both men are wobbly on their feet, but Tony hasn't released his grasp on his opponent. Tony lifts up JAM G and drops him to the mat with a Belly to Belly Suplex! He lays on top of JAM G as Mitch gets in position..~
Mitch: One….. Two…… THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner and moving on to the next round, TONY THE SPIDER!!
~ There is a mix of boos and cheers as Tony jumps up to celebrate. They're happy Tony won, but upset with the match being so short. Tony is still celebrating as Zybala calls for intermission. Everyone gets up to do intermission stuff as we cut to some commercials. ~
~ SPOT WHERE YOU COULD HAVE SENT IN A SEGMENT. ~
~ We come back from commercial as the fans are heading back to their seats and Belvedere is back in the ring. ~
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening and it's scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…. (looking close at his cards) Standing at "a manly 6 feet and weighing in at 280 pounds of straight mass".... He is the manly Vic Vinegar!!
~ "He's a man! Such a man!" plays out loudly throughout The Yard. As the second "Such a man!" echoes, Vic Vinegar walks out wearing a sick duster and a pair of sunglasses. Vic does some Karate moves and poses on the ramp, not very well. This doesn't stop him from confidently swaggering down to the ring. As he gets to the ring, he removes his glasses and throws them to the crowd. He puts his sick duster in the corner because those dusters are kind of expensive. He catches his breath, because you know it kind of was a long walk down. He then sort of rolls his way into the ring. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent….. Hailing from El Paso, Texas….weighing 230 pounds… This is "Red" Thunder!!
~ "Riding The Storm Out" by REO Speedwagon begins to play over the speakers. Thunder appears on the entryway, wearing the "red" hoodie, flanked by Lightning. Thunder lets out a loud yell. He then strikes a few poses in the doorway before making his way to the ring. He high fives fans on the way. He rolls into the ring and hops to his feet with his arms raised in the air. The garners a few cheers. The music stops as Belvedere leaves the ring. Mitch checks Vinegar and then goes to check Thunder when Vic gently holds Mitch back. Mitch is confused as Vinegar looks at Thunder, giving him a 100% accurate Ocular Patdown! He tells Mitch that Thunder is clean. Mitch just shrugs, calls for the bell to start the match, and lights a blunt. ~
Dean: Main event time, sucka! Who will move on to face Aaron Warthog in the next round?
Zybala: We're gonna find out soon enough, partner. The wrestlers are on the move!
~ Vinegar and Thunder step up to each other and bump chests. They try to stare down each other as Vic stands on his tip toes, not wanting to seem that much shorter than Thunder. The staring doesn't last long however as Vinegar shoves Thunder away. Thunder stumbles backwards a little before he regains his footing. He then shoves Vic back a little as well. Vic responds with a chop to Thunder's chest, getting cushioned a bit by the hoodie, but hurting Thunder regardless. Thunder responds with a chop on his own. Vic sucks in air in pain, but doesn't budge. He retaliates with another chop, and the two start chopping each other in the chest over and over! Yes, the fans are "Woo-ing".....duh. Thunder winds up for a big chop but when he swings his arm forward, Vic grabs Thunder and brings him to the mat hard with a judo toss!~
Dean: After some back and forth hits, Vinegar gets the upper hand with some Jiu-Jitsu stuff.
Zybala: I think that was actually Judo.
Dean: It's all Fuding Karate, sucka. Thunder's down. That's all that matters.
~ Thunder is rolling on the mat, holding his back in pain. He did NOT expect that flip. Vinegar is celebrating by performing some "sick looking" karate moves for the fans. He is totally killing it in his mind. Thunder gets to his feet just in time for Vic to turn around and see him. Vic grabs Thunder and tries to hiptoss the lighter man, but Thunder manages to land on his feet. Thunder then jumps as high as he can and dropkicks Vinegar in the chest. The big man staggers, but stays standing. Thunder lands another staggering dropkick, but still Vic stands! Thunder then runs at the ropes, holding momentum, and bounces back to nail Vinegar with a clothesline! Vinegar finally falls and Thunder lets out the Thunder Roar in celebration! He runs at the ropes again, somersaults, then leaps in the air with a splash (Rolling Thunder.) Thunder lands hard on the mat though as Vic manages to roll out of the way. Thunder has the wind knocked out of him by the landing. Vic quickly (for him) gets to his feet and goes to the nearest corner and ascends to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off and nails a thunderous elbowdrop… to the mat. Thunder rolled out of the way like his opponent. Vic sits up, breathing hard and holding his elbow in pain. Thunder is catching his breath while laying on the mat. The Yardies are cheering the effort of the two men so far. ~
Zybala: Both guys were swinging for the fences and both struck out with those moves.
Dean: I can understand why Vinegar wants to end the match early, but why is Thunder going hard and fast? If I was that sucka, I'd drag the match out. I'd make the fat guy chase me and get tired.
Zybala: Maybe Thunder's cardio isn't that good either?
Dean: Suckas should never skip cardio day.
~ Vic is still holding his elbow as he watches Thunder bend his body and sloppily kip-up to his feet! Vic is shocked! He didn't expect this level of athleticism! Was his ocular patdown wrong? No, never! If Thunder can do it, surely a karate master like Vic can. Vinegar lays on his back, bends his legs up and tries to kip-up as well. He fails… several times… After his last attempt, he flops around a bit before scrambling to his. He looks around, acting smug and says "Nailed It!" He is sweating and out of breath. Thunder is sweating just as bad, but that's because he's wrestling in a sweater, outside, and in Florida. Though if you just tuned in, you would think that they've been having a classic match. Thunder changes in and drives Vinegar into the corner. He climbs up to the second rope, holds a fist high, and brings it down on Vinegar head with a series of punches as The Yardies count along! ~
Yardies: (punch!) ONE! (punch!) TWO! (punch!) THREE! (punch!) FOUR! (punch!) FIVE! (punch!) SIX! (punch!) SEVEN! (punch!) EIGHT! (punch!) NINE!
~ Instead of a tenth punch, Thunder hops off the rope, bringing down an elbow to the head of Vic on the way down! Thunder backs up an and lets Vinegar stagger forward out of the corner. Thunder grabs Vic and lifts him up for a bodyslam. Vic starts kicking his legs ferociously, causing Thunder to lose his balance and falls backwards with Vic crushing him! Vic hooks the leg as Mitch gets in position. ~
Mitch: One…….. Two………
~ The count is interrupted when Vinegar climbs off of Thunder. He is looking at Lighting, who is standing on the apron and waving a crisp ten dollar bill around. The movement of the money seems to have a hypnotic effect on The Bodyguard. He walks over to Lightning, reaching out to try to grab the cash. ~
Zybala: Lightning is using the most interesting diversion tactic that I've ever seen!
Dean: He should be paying more attention to Thunder! That shitty sweater seems to have some magic left to it.
~ Thunder is back on his feet and rolling up the sweater sleeves! He walks over to Vinegar, spins him around, and manages to lift him up again and slams Vinegar hard to the mat. The fans cheer as the show of strength, which only pumps Thunder up even more. He lets loose a might shout as he takes off the sweat soaked hoodie and throws it on the ground! He takes a couple deep breaths and airs out the drenched T-shirt. He starts to stalk Vinegar, yelling at him to stand up. Thunder is stomping his foot and waving an arm around. The fans have no idea what he's up too, but they cheer him on anyways! Vic slowly uses the ropes to help him get up and when he does, Thunder rushes in with a big boot! It misses as Vinegar falls down to a knee to catch his breath! Thunder's foot goes over the top rope and he crotches himself! Vinegar looks up and sees this. He stands up and wraps Thunder up in a bearhug! Thunder struggles against the heavier man's hug as Lightning cheers him on. He tries waving the ten dollars again, but Vic's not falling for it this time. Thunder looks like he's about to pass out when Vinegar jumps up the best he can and drives Thunder to the mat with a modified falling bearhug. Thunder is squished between the mat and Vinegar; who then makes the cover! ~
Mitch: One….. Two…… THREE!
~ The bell rings and Vic gets to his feet. His arm is raised by Mitch. Mitch then goes to check on Thunder as Vic busts out more sweet karate moves. ~
Dean: Well a short, but eventful night here in the Yard. We saw who's moving on in the tournament. We'll see all you suckas at the..
Zybala: Hold on, Dean! What's Warthog doing here?!
~ While Vinegar is still celebrating, Aaron Warthog has run up to the ring! He doesn't enter though. He runs to one of the corners and swipes Vinegar's duster! Warthog makes his way back to the house when the fans finally get Vic's attention. Vic looks in the corner to see his beloved duster gone! He looks around and spots a smug looking Warthog taking the duster into the house. Vinegar yells at him and starts to give chase. We go back to Zybala and Dean. ~
Zybala: It looks like Warthog is playing the mind games early. We've had a great night tonight. I'm Mike Zybala, he's Dean, saying Good Fight, Good Night.
Dean: And we'll see all you suckas at Controlled Chaos!
