Post by zybala on Mar 19, 2024 8:19:08 GMT -5
~ Welcome back to The Yard, my friends! Hope you all had a great 4th of July weekend! Did you get drunk with Lurrr? Did you watch any fireworks? Did you blow up any fireworks? If so, we hope you didn't end up in the hospital. Even if you are currently in a hospital bed, that's no reason to miss Dystopia! The Yardies are already in full swing on this beautiful Florida Monday. It may be raining in other parts of the state, but it's always sunny in The Yard! Fans have packed the seats, E.E. and Emilio are back to their usual positions at the grills. The port-o-potties have been cleaned and sanitized.
The Mariachi Band is rocking a mariachi version of "Here Comes The Night" by Nick Glider. The refrigerator box/announcer table is still standing proudly. Behind the "table" is our trusty commentary team of Mike Zybala and Dean! They are digging the Mariachi Band just like everyone else. They have the headsets and microphones at the ready and Zybala has the laptop for the entrance themes next to him. ~
Dean: Welcome back suckas to another episode of Dystopia! I'm Dean, he's Zybala, and tonight is the first show since Double X! We crowned our first ever Streaming Services champion and Vaughn and The Malvados retained their belts.
Zybala: Plus Allton ended his feud with Barry by winning their Ultimate X match to become the first ever Omega X champion! And Peter Vaughn defended his world title against Josie Barnes in the quickest match in Outsiders history!
Dean: That win, plus his victory at Quarantine makes Vaughn the only, officially recognized wrestler to hold gold in both OCW's!
Zybala: Congrats to Peter! We may be having some problems right now, but I will never try to hold him back from success.
Dean: Well said! Tonight we got three matches for you suckas! We will see Vic Vinegar take on the most decorated person in wrestling history Vacant. Then Hector will defend his tag team title against Sunday. Will Hector remain champion, or will Victor have a new partner?
Zybala: Only in The Yard will you see tag titles be defended one at a time! And our main event will show Omega-X champ Allton will take on Soot Losem. Speaking of Allton, let's go to earlier today to see a special moment…
~ We go back in time as this was filmed earlier in the day. We are in the male locker "room" (one of the houses next to the Main House) . We see The Family in the kitchen looking for something to eat or drink. Vincenzo finds some Pepsi in the fridge and hands it to Lord Allton, who is in his street clothes, consisting of an IT Chapter 2 Pennywise t-shirt (an obvious nod to you know who) and jogging bottoms (sweat pants). There is the sound of someone clearing their throat. The trio looks up, Tank with his hand in a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. They see Mike Zybala standing in the hallway, looking as if he's been crying. Allton looks confused and concerned. ~
Zybala: There's our Omega X champion! How are you feeling, Allton? You and Barry kicked each other's asses.
Allton: You expected anything less, Mr. Zybala? I went out there and I SAID that I was going to kick Barry’s ass -and that is exactly what I did. You should know by now Mr. Zybala…. When I say that I’m going to do something, I do it. Would you like a drink, Zybala?
~ A cocky smirk crawls over Allton’s face as he looks at the Championship draped over his lap.~
Allton: I’ll admit, Barry laid in a few more hits than I expected him to but… all that matters is THIS!
:Allton hoists the Championship in the air and smiles broadly.:
Allton: Now…. I’m guessing that you’ve been crying tears of joy for my win?
~ Zybala looks at Allton and gives him a smile. ~
Zybala: My eyes are still red, huh? Well, being half Italian, I get emotional from time to time. Especially when something really pulls on my heart strings. Something real special has happened, Allton. YOU! My friend, have a visitor. (over his shoulder) You can come in now! Oh Rob, you're gonna love this!
~ Tank and Vincenzo step in front of Allton as Zybala moves to the side. Allton looks annoyed that Zybala used his real name. Down the hall, we see a little bald girl, probably ten-ish, walking towards the kitchen. Allton's look of annoyance turns to one of confusion. That confusion grows as he sees the little girl in full Pennywise makeup. She walks next to Zybala and lowers her head shyly. Zybala eyes start welling up again. ~
Allton: Er… hello? Loving the make-up! Boys, step aside.... Let her through…
~ Tank and Vincenzo do as asked. The little one moves forward, still with her head lowered. Zybala beams with pride. ~
Zybala: Allton, I would like to introduce you to Penelope, Penny for short. She is one of the special youngsters from Make-A-Wish. Little Penny's wish was to come to a live Dystopia and meet her favorite wrestler backstage. I'm sure from the face paint you can guess who that would be.
~ Zybala is obviously trying to keep it together and hold back more tears. Lord Allton looks confused but smiles. ~
Allton: You even have the name! This one is a new one on me....I’m not used to being someone’s favourite. Well Penny it’s an absolute pleasure.
~ Allton pauses. ~
Allton: Oh wait, was it ‘someone else’ that you wanted to see? Because I’m sure… we can find him, can’t we boys?!
Pennywise: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
~ Allton shudders and Tank nods, smiling. ~
Vincenzo: Yeah. I’m sure he’s around somewhere.
Allton: As one Penny to another, Penny…. Do you want to meet PennyLord? I’m sure he’ll behave….
Pennywise: Maybe. Hehehehehehehehehehehe….
**Allton: Oh come on! She’s a child**
Pennywise: I EAT CHILDREN, REMEMBER?!
~ Allton looks dumbfounded. ~
**Allton: Alright… you got me.**
Vincenzo: Boss?
Allton: **Cough** Excuse me…
~ Penny raises her head, but still doesn't look at anyone. Oh, those shy younger years. She does talk though, albeit quietly. ~
Penelope: It doesn't matter which personality you use. I like both of you. My older brother got me into Stephen King movies, so I like PennyLord. And I like Allton because of you being in a wheelchair but still kick butt in the ring. My chemo treatment makes me weak most of the time, but watching you fight shows me that things only hold us back if we let them.
~ Zybala has to turn away as he stops fighting the tears. The Family in its entirety is taken aback with this comment. Allton’s usual cocky smirk is gone and in its place is a genuine smile of sincerity. Even Vincenzo and Tank have to smile warmly. ~
Allton: You know, that’s a very grown up point of view. I like that… I’ve always had that thought. Nice work…. High five!
~ Allton and Penny share a high five and Allton writes out an autograph before handing it to Penny. Penny beams at the picture then Allton. ~
Allton: Here. I would like you to have this.... But someone else would like to come and say hi. Tank, Vinnie… look after our guest of honour and I’ll be right back.
~ Allton wheels away and a few moments later PennyLord arrives. His usual sinister grin is still there, but it softens ever so slightly upon seeing Penny. ~
PennyLord: LORD ALLTON INFORMS ME THAT THERE IS SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM THAT WANTS TO MEET HER… HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HERO!! AND JUDGING BY YOUR FACE LITTLE GIRL, THAT’S YOU! RIGHT?! I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE FACE! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! He also tells me that you’re Penny! Like me too!! Do you wanna balloon, Penny? Actually PennyLord has a much MUCH MUCH better idea for you! Of course we have to get it squared away with Mr. Boss Man!!!
~ PennyLord stares at Zybala…~
PennyLord: I have an idea!!
~ Zybala takes a few deep breaths and wipes his eyes before facing the group. ~
Zybala: Oh? What would that be? You can't eat her if that's what you're talking about. I promised her parents that she'd be safe.
~ Zybala smiles and gives a big exaggerated wink at Penny before looking back at PennyLord. ~
PennyLord: You already have the make-up Penny!! I can’t eat someone who looks like me… We both have such beautiful faces anyway!! Hehehehehe… No I dub thee PennyLass! My personal mascot! How about that? Fancy watchin’ the show in my corner? The boys’ll keep you safe!! Right boys?!
~ Vincenzo nods. ~
Vincenzo: Course we can. Do you like chocolate Penny? I think we have some around here…..
PennyLord: Now Penny…. I have to go home…. But I’ll bring Allton back so you can talk to him some more….But before I go….a little magic trick!!
~ A little sleight of hand and out of thin air PennyLord produces a large number of balloons and a PennyLord signed t-shirt! ~
PennyLord: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!
~ PennyLord hurriedly scoots away and moments later Lord Allton reappears (albeit with black makeup still around his eyes just slightly. It looks like mascara….the black never goes away first go, properly). ~
Allton: Well seeing as you’re PennyLass now….Can Lord Allton have a guise for you, to make things fair? Hmm…….How about Lady Penelope? YES! Perfect! And depending on who I bring out to play…..you have a persona either way.
~ Lord Allton smiles. ~
Allton: I see you have a PennyLord shirt…..Well you better have one of these too!
~ Lord Allton reaches into the bag on the back of his chair and pulls out a signed Lord Allton/Family shirt. Unfortunately Tank and Vincenzo’s signatures aren’t yet on the shirt so they make sure to sign it and then Allton hands it to Penny. ~
Allton: Now the show’s about to start so…. How about a quick hug before the show? Then you can come with me into my entrance and we’ll get you sorted with a seat!
~ Allton checks his watch. ~
Allton: Having said that…..is there anything you want to know about me? Or….heh. Us?
~ Penelope gives Allton a huge hug. Tank gets antsy as a bodyguard tends to do, but quickly calms down. It's a kid after all; one who likes the boss. A smile spreads over the giant's face. Penny releases the hug and looks up at Allton. ~
Penelope: Seriously? I can ask? Where do I start? How did you become a wrestler? Is Bill a friend or just the help? Where did you get such a cool wheelchair? How did you meet PennyLord? When did...
~ Zybala smiles as the young lady rambles off question after question at the bemused Allton….Allton smiles at Tank, shaking his head. He then turns his head to Penny. ~
Allton: OK. OK! Hold on….( Allton chuckles.) What was the first one? How did I become a wrestler? Well…. I’ve been a fan of wrestling since I was a kid and was a former boss man of my own wrestling company a few years back. But I never got into the ring. Never thinking that I could. But then, I thought to myself, y’know what? I’m gonna go for it! To heck with it! So I did. I got a friend of mine - Dylan Thomas - you might know him? To teach me the basics a few years ago. Then we lost touch as we sometimes do in life. I joined Outsiders a while back, but didn’t have much progress due to….reasons. Then I restarted my Outsiders career And then….wouldn’t you know it? By chance we found each other again and I started to help Dylan and Lissandra out in the GCWA as well… Or….I did.
~ Allton briefly looks at Zybala, but shrugs the comment off. ~
Allton: And…. Here I am. Bill. Bill is personally employed by me but…. Yes I do consider him a friend. I know I can sometimes be difficult but I do like him - and hopefully he likes me! ( Allton smiles. ) Ah, my wheelchair? The one that can go up and down in height you mean? Yes….. I luckily didn’t have to pay for the chair itself thanks to the NHS in the UK. BUT I did have to pay for the thing that makes it rise up and down. And PennyLord? Well…. He….he sort of…..found me. Very much like you Penny, I’ve always been a Stephen King fan, I’m sure you can guess my favourite story…. I went to a Comic-con in the UK dressed as Pennywise and..kept the costume. And the rest? Well you know the rest.
~ Pennywise starts to giggle.~
Pennywise: TELL HER ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Allton: No.
Penny: What?
Allton: What? Nothing, nothing. ( Allton smiles ) Right then, PennyLass/Lady Penelope! Shall we get going? And Vinnie! Find that chocolate for our guest of honour!
~Vincenzo looks around the kitchen and fridge freezer, eventually finding someone’s Mars bar. He shrugs and hands it to Penny. ~
Allton: OK! On we go, follow me…
~ The scene cuts back to Zybala and Dean on The Yard. Dean looks worried and Zybala looks like he is crying. ~
Dean: I'm all for teaming up with Make-A-Wish and all that, but why'd the first kid be a weirdo who likes that Clown?
Zybala: Dude, don't let your hatred of clowns ruin a nice moment.
Dean: Man, let's just get the show started. Take it away Belvedere!
~ We cut to Mitch and Belvedere standing in the ring. Mitch looks high and Belvedere looks ready to go as we start this Poop!! ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another Dystopia. The following match is your opening match of the evening and Its scheduled for….. one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first... He is the most decorated person in wrestling history with countless title reigns in every federation, especially in the dying days of WCW…. He is VACANT!!!
~ If we were in an arena, the lights would dim, but since we're outside, the sun stays shining. A very Goldberg-esq music hits the speakers, but it's not quite the copywritten version everyone knows. It's like Outsiders did to the song what WCW did to many songs for many years. Fireworks start going off and sparklers are lit on the sides of the ramp. A person clad in a green full-body costume emerges from the house and makes their way down the ramp. The fans lose their minds for the legend called Vacant, even if they haven't won a single Outsiders match. Vacant climbs into the ring as the music stops. Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent….. (looking close at his cards) Standing at "a manly 6 feet and weighing in at 280 pounds of straight mass".... He is the manly Vic Vinegar!!
~ "He's a man! Such a man!" plays out loudly throughout The Yard. As the second "Such a man!" echoes, Vic Vinegar walks out wearing a sick duster and a pair of sunglasses. Vic does some Karate moves and poses on the ramp, not very well. This doesn't stop him from confidently swaggering down to the ring. As he gets to the ring, he removes his glasses and throws them to the crowd. He puts his sick duster in the corner because those dusters are kind of expensive. He catches his breath, because you know it kind of was a long walk down. He then sort of rolls his way into the ring. He stands up and gives Vacant an Ocular Patdown. He looks slightly worried, but tells Mitch to ring the bell. Mitch does as Belvedere exits the ring. ~
Dean: Here we go, suckas! First match of the night. The bodyguard versus The Legend!
Zybala: Will Vacant finally get a win in The Yard, or will Vinegar have his most important victory to date?
~ Vinegar and Vacant circle each other, while Vinegar does some karate poses. This seems to not fluster Vacant in the slightest. He actually takes this as a challenge and rushes at Vinegar! He tries to clothesline the bigger guy, but Vic merely sidesteps and Vacant stumbles forward. Vinegar celebrates his "skills" by performing some "sick looking" karate moves for the fans. He is totally killing it in his mind. Vacant gets his footing and turns around to see these moves. This only angers Vacant further. He walks over to Vinegar. then jumps as high as he can and dropkicks Vinegar in the chest. The big man stands still, the dropkick having no effect. Undeterred, Vacant lands another dropkick, but still Vic doesn't budge!
Vacant then runs at the ropes to build momentum. He bounces off of them, and jumps up with a fist cocked back, looking for a Superman Punch! As Vacant comes down, Vinegar catches him in a bear hug! Vinegar starts squeezing as hard as he can while Vacant tries to pry himself loose. Vic does a small bunny hop and drops Vacant with Cultivating Mass!! He covers the former everything champ and Mitch makes the count! ~
Mitch: One…..
Two……
THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner, Vic Vinegar!
~ Vinegar stands up as the crowd cheers. He does some more karate moves as his music plays. We cut over to Dean and Zybala. ~
Dean: A quick, solid win for The Bodyguard. He's slowly moving up the ranks here in The Yard.
Zybala: We have rankings? Since when?
Dean: Poop, I don't know. I thought it just sounded professional.
Zybala: Pfft, we're more business casual then professional.
Dean: Can't argue that. We'll be right back after this commercial!
~ We cut to a very specific ad for a very specific item in the Amazon store… ~
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"A great way to kill a lazy Sunday day in the bathtub with a glass of wine." - Deana Barrows
"A very good story, and I loved the author's humor." - KSE
"Can't wait to have Will do the audiobook version of this masterpiece. There's something soothing about that southern accent." - Rob Culliford
"Who are you and how the Fudge did you get in my house?!?" - Stephen King
"Can't wait to get a copy of my own" - Mike Zybala
All on the Amazon best seller "A Cult Inheritance" by the sensational writing machine Will Gardner.
~ We cut back to The Yard and Belvedere is already in the ring, ready to start off the next match. ~
Belvedere: The following match is for one half of the tag team titles, and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first….His weight and height are irrelevant… he hails from Parts Unknown…. He is the last day of the week…. Sunday!!
~ Sunday Morning After" By Amanda Marshall hits the speakers. Someone in a white full bodysuit with a red cross on it. Their faces are covered by the bodysuit. They're wearing football gear, a helmet, shoulder pads, all of that stuff. The Yardies are a mix of cheers and boos. Sunday gets to the ring and starts taking off the football. The music stops as Belvedere continues… ~
Belvedere: Y su contrincante... pesando 200 libras exactas... El es uno de los campeones mundiales en parejas de OCW... HECTOR MALVADO!
– Suddenly, The Mariachi Band starts to play "Si Señor" by Control Machete. The Malvado Brothers jump out of the house and onto the ramp. They look appreciatively at The Mariachi Band as they play. The Brothers make their way to the ring, one sliding under the bottom rope while the other leaps over the top rope. They each go to a corner jumping onto the second turnbuckle and getting The Yardies pumped up! The Band stops playing as Victor leaves the ring and Hector stares down Sunday. Mitch checks both guys and calls for the bell! Before the two can lock up, the crowd breaks into a "CERO ENGLISH!" chant, which pumps up Hector. ~
Dean: Will you listen to these suckas?! They love the tag champs!
Zybala: The Malvados certainly have won the fans over with their performances, especially at the pay-per-views. Their death defying acts made them fan favorites for sure!
~ Hector is playing it up with the crowd as he and Victor both take up the chant. Sunday, seeing an opportunity, runs up behind Hector and hits him with a surprise roll up! No, I assure you that you're not watching Monday Night Raw. Hector's shoulders hit the mat, but he kicks out before Mitch can even do anything. Both wrestlers get to their feet and Hector is no longer playing games. He boots Sunday in the gut and hooks him for a Suplex. Hector lifts up his opponent and drops him on his back as The Yardies shout "UNO!" Still holding on to Sunday, Hector rolls on the mat, bringing him and Sunday back to a standing position and lifts the last day of the week again. Again Sunday crashes to the mat to a shout of "DOS!" Once more, Hector drags up Sunday and lifts him for a third Suplex! He holds Sunday vertical for a brief moment and drops him to the mat as the fans shout "TRES!" as Hector completes The Tres Amigos! Sunday is writhing on the mat as Hector climbs the turnbuckles. ~
Zybala: Looks like we're in for another quick match, Dean.
Dean: Well, look at the competition. We booked scrubs against our top tier talent. Did you expect any less?
~ Hector leaps off the turnbuckles with a frog splash and comes crashing down hard on Sunday with "El Fin"! He hooks the leg and Mitch goes for the three count. ~
Mitch: Uno…..
Dos……
TRES!!
~ Mitch calls for the bell as Hector jumps to his feet to celebrate. Belvedere gets ready to announce the winner, but a masked man in a similar get-up to Sunday rushes the ring! He pushes Mitch out of the way and attacks Hector from behind! He nails Hector with a beer bottle, sending the tag champion out of the ring! Victor goes to check on his brother while the masked assailant checks on Sunday. The fans boo as Sunday gets helped to his feet. The two masked people start daring Victor to get in the ring. ~
Dean: Who the Fudge is that?!
Zybala: I think it's Saturday!! Sunday's long lost partner!
Dean: Why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!
Zybala: Because this is the first time we're using him for story building!
~ Hector slowly gets to his feet and stares at the two in the ring. We cut to a House of Cards commercial because we're playing nice with Who'Re. Lot of men on that card, though. Where are the women athletes? I thought this was a newer, more progressive OCW. Hell, Bri Carter had a title match at our last show. We like giving women chances. Anyways the commercial is over and we cut back to The Yard. The ring is cleared except for Mitch and Belvedere, who is about to start the Main Event! ~
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening. It is also scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first, hailing from the Cinnabar Islands, weighing in tonight at 0.13 metric tons, he is Soot Losem!!
~ The speakers come alive with a power metal cord starting to play. "Gotta Catch Em All" by PowerGlove hits the speakers as The Yardies boo Losem. They did not like the disrespect he showed at the Andy Memorial Battle Royale. He holds up a pokéball in the air as he makes his way to the ring. When he gets ringside, he hops up on the apron, slips through the ropes and into the ring. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: On the way out to the yard, from Nuneaton in the Midlands, United Kingdom, being accompanied to the ring by The Family and weighing in at 11 stone...He IS the Outsiders Championship Wrestling OMEGA X Champion! Looooooooooooooooooooooord Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ Zybala brings up Voltaire’s ‘When You’re Evil’ on the laptop (after two Youtube ads, naturally). The crowd begin to boo as they know who’s on the way; aside from Lord Allton’s immediate family who cheer. Lord Allton emerges out in the yard with a microphone on his lap. There is no cocky smirk for the moment, just sheer joy. He motions for Zybala to cut the music. ~
Allton: I know all of you came here today to watch me dismantle Soot Losem. But for the moment that will have to wait because for the time being I would like to introduce you to a very special person.
~ The crowd boo, thinking that Allton’s being an asshole once again, until he motions behind him, and between Vincenzo and Tank, steps the little girl from before still in her Pennywise-esque make-up. The crowd looks on, collectively astonished. Lord Allton? Being nice? What gives? Penny stands next to Allton and Allton holds her hand. ~
Allton: This little lady here is Penelope, or ‘Penny’ for short. Thanks to the Make-A-Wish foundation, she has been able to come to a Dystopia and watch her favourite wrestler kick some butt. I wonder if you all can figure out who that is?
~ Allton chuckles. The crowd begins to cheer, seeing that this is actually a genuine moment with Lord Allton appearing to be himself and not an arrogant asshole. ~
Allton: She has been facing, and beating! cancer for the past few years and she has been doing amazingly well!
.~ The crowd begins to cheer louder. ~
Allton: Yes. Please… by all means cheer your butts off because Penelope here deserves every bit of your praises! She is a very brave little girl and I feel honoured that I give her the courage to fight on!
~ The crowd cheers again and Allton turns to Penelope. ~
Allton: Penelope, Lady Penelope.
~Allton smiles. ~
Allton: Thank you. You stare your cancer down and you kick that cancer’s ass even more than what you have already been doing, and know that you, yes YOU have a fan in me, Lord Allton. Now… You wanna see me kick Losem’s butt?
~ Penny nods. Penny and Allton hug before Allton and the Family escort her to her specially reserved seat on the front row. Allton and Penny then fist bump and Vincenzo stands near Penny to keep her safe and Allton is helped into the ring by Tank with Penny looking on with excited glee. ~
Dean: Wow, I never thought Sucka Lord could be that nice. Maybe he… are you crying??
Zybala: No! It's my damn allergies! I'm not crying, you're crying!
Dean: Either way, it seems like Allton just became the fan favorite in this match.
~ Mitch calls for the bell and the match is underway! Losem gasps when he notices Allton's leg braces; proclaiming The Lord of Dashing a Steel type Pokemon! Allton looks less than amused at the statement, and looks out right agitated when a pokeball bounces off of his chest. He glares at a hopeful looking Losem with disgust, but the disgust turns to confusion when the ball opens. Confusion turns to horror as a light surrounds Allton and he gets sucked into the pokeball!! Everyone gasps in terror as a grown man literally disappeared into a small ball right before their eyes. Soot has a smug smile on his face. ~
Zybala: Uhhh, what's Losem doing?n
Dean: I dunno. He's just standing there with his eyes closed, grinning like an idiot.
~ We cut back to the real world and we see Losem with his eyes shut and Allton looking confused. Yes. We can see daydreams in Outsiders. Of all the Poop I've written, handicappable people walking, wrestlers missing limbs, milkshakes bring fans to The Yard, the goddamned Squashness Monster, THIS is what you're getting hung up about? Just enjoy the show and finish taking a dump. Other people need to use the bathroom, you know.
Anyways, Allton looks over to Penelope and The Family, who all shrug. Mitch sparks up a joint, so Allton doesn't bother asking him. Shrugging himself, Allton walks over to Losem and waves a hand in front of his face. Nothing. Allton goes behind Soot and locks in The BarrySlayer!! Losem's eyes shoot open as he is harshly brought back to reality! His arms flail around trying to get free, but Allton has the sleeper on tight. Slowly, Soot movements start to slow down as he loses strength and oxygen. Allton drags Losem to the mat and Mitch lifts up Losem's arm three times. It falls to the mat all three times. Soot is out cold! Mitch gets up and calls for the bell. Allton releases the hold and hops to his feet to celebrate. ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner by knock out… Lord Allton!!!
~ Allton raises his arms and invites Penelope to join him. She starts to get up when two people rush into the ring. They blindside Allton, knocking him to the ground and proceed to stomp away on him. The fans boo at this attack, especially when they see that the attackers are Pryde and Peter Vaughn!! They are kicking away at Allton as Vincenzo rushes the ring. Tank holds on to Penny to keep her safe. Vincenzo slides under the ropes and quickly gets to his feet. He pushes Vaughn away and starts punching away at him. Pryde pulls out a pipe from his pants and clocks Vincenzo in the back of the head! Vincenzo drops next to Allton and the beat down continues! Vaughn and Pryde lay into The Family members while daring Tank to leave the girl unprotected. ~
Zybala: Pryde and Peter came out of nowhere and are sending a strong message to Allton!
Dean: Allton has been the number one contender to the World Title for the longest. Pete is making sure that Allton won't be at hundred percent when they do eventually square off.
Zybala: What the Fudge are they doing now!?!
~ Pryde and Vaughn stop beating The Family, leaving them motionless. Peter then lays out Mitch with a Superkick as Pryde takes the pipe and drags the top across the ring apron, ripping the canvas. He grabs one side of the tear and Peter grabs the other side. They both pull, ripping the canvas off of the mat! Pryde runs out of the ring and starts hitting the grills with the pipe as Peter starts ripping the apron off the side of the ring! Lucas Thames and Dean rush over to try and stop them as Zybala looks completely shell-shocked! Pryde and Peter start fighting with Dean and Thames before Pryde hits Thames in the head with the pipe! Thames is laid out and Dean can't survive the two on one. Vaughn and Pryde drag Dean over to Zybala at the announce "table" and lift Dean up. The two double powerbomb Dean right through the refrigerator box as Zybala looks like he mentally shut down. The pair laugh at Zybala as the scene fades to black. ~
The Mariachi Band is rocking a mariachi version of "Here Comes The Night" by Nick Glider. The refrigerator box/announcer table is still standing proudly. Behind the "table" is our trusty commentary team of Mike Zybala and Dean! They are digging the Mariachi Band just like everyone else. They have the headsets and microphones at the ready and Zybala has the laptop for the entrance themes next to him. ~
Dean: Welcome back suckas to another episode of Dystopia! I'm Dean, he's Zybala, and tonight is the first show since Double X! We crowned our first ever Streaming Services champion and Vaughn and The Malvados retained their belts.
Zybala: Plus Allton ended his feud with Barry by winning their Ultimate X match to become the first ever Omega X champion! And Peter Vaughn defended his world title against Josie Barnes in the quickest match in Outsiders history!
Dean: That win, plus his victory at Quarantine makes Vaughn the only, officially recognized wrestler to hold gold in both OCW's!
Zybala: Congrats to Peter! We may be having some problems right now, but I will never try to hold him back from success.
Dean: Well said! Tonight we got three matches for you suckas! We will see Vic Vinegar take on the most decorated person in wrestling history Vacant. Then Hector will defend his tag team title against Sunday. Will Hector remain champion, or will Victor have a new partner?
Zybala: Only in The Yard will you see tag titles be defended one at a time! And our main event will show Omega-X champ Allton will take on Soot Losem. Speaking of Allton, let's go to earlier today to see a special moment…
~ We go back in time as this was filmed earlier in the day. We are in the male locker "room" (one of the houses next to the Main House) . We see The Family in the kitchen looking for something to eat or drink. Vincenzo finds some Pepsi in the fridge and hands it to Lord Allton, who is in his street clothes, consisting of an IT Chapter 2 Pennywise t-shirt (an obvious nod to you know who) and jogging bottoms (sweat pants). There is the sound of someone clearing their throat. The trio looks up, Tank with his hand in a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. They see Mike Zybala standing in the hallway, looking as if he's been crying. Allton looks confused and concerned. ~
Zybala: There's our Omega X champion! How are you feeling, Allton? You and Barry kicked each other's asses.
Allton: You expected anything less, Mr. Zybala? I went out there and I SAID that I was going to kick Barry’s ass -and that is exactly what I did. You should know by now Mr. Zybala…. When I say that I’m going to do something, I do it. Would you like a drink, Zybala?
~ A cocky smirk crawls over Allton’s face as he looks at the Championship draped over his lap.~
Allton: I’ll admit, Barry laid in a few more hits than I expected him to but… all that matters is THIS!
:Allton hoists the Championship in the air and smiles broadly.:
Allton: Now…. I’m guessing that you’ve been crying tears of joy for my win?
~ Zybala looks at Allton and gives him a smile. ~
Zybala: My eyes are still red, huh? Well, being half Italian, I get emotional from time to time. Especially when something really pulls on my heart strings. Something real special has happened, Allton. YOU! My friend, have a visitor. (over his shoulder) You can come in now! Oh Rob, you're gonna love this!
~ Tank and Vincenzo step in front of Allton as Zybala moves to the side. Allton looks annoyed that Zybala used his real name. Down the hall, we see a little bald girl, probably ten-ish, walking towards the kitchen. Allton's look of annoyance turns to one of confusion. That confusion grows as he sees the little girl in full Pennywise makeup. She walks next to Zybala and lowers her head shyly. Zybala eyes start welling up again. ~
Allton: Er… hello? Loving the make-up! Boys, step aside.... Let her through…
~ Tank and Vincenzo do as asked. The little one moves forward, still with her head lowered. Zybala beams with pride. ~
Zybala: Allton, I would like to introduce you to Penelope, Penny for short. She is one of the special youngsters from Make-A-Wish. Little Penny's wish was to come to a live Dystopia and meet her favorite wrestler backstage. I'm sure from the face paint you can guess who that would be.
~ Zybala is obviously trying to keep it together and hold back more tears. Lord Allton looks confused but smiles. ~
Allton: You even have the name! This one is a new one on me....I’m not used to being someone’s favourite. Well Penny it’s an absolute pleasure.
~ Allton pauses. ~
Allton: Oh wait, was it ‘someone else’ that you wanted to see? Because I’m sure… we can find him, can’t we boys?!
Pennywise: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE NOW THAT’S FUNNY!!!
~ Allton shudders and Tank nods, smiling. ~
Vincenzo: Yeah. I’m sure he’s around somewhere.
Allton: As one Penny to another, Penny…. Do you want to meet PennyLord? I’m sure he’ll behave….
Pennywise: Maybe. Hehehehehehehehehehehe….
**Allton: Oh come on! She’s a child**
Pennywise: I EAT CHILDREN, REMEMBER?!
~ Allton looks dumbfounded. ~
**Allton: Alright… you got me.**
Vincenzo: Boss?
Allton: **Cough** Excuse me…
~ Penny raises her head, but still doesn't look at anyone. Oh, those shy younger years. She does talk though, albeit quietly. ~
Penelope: It doesn't matter which personality you use. I like both of you. My older brother got me into Stephen King movies, so I like PennyLord. And I like Allton because of you being in a wheelchair but still kick butt in the ring. My chemo treatment makes me weak most of the time, but watching you fight shows me that things only hold us back if we let them.
~ Zybala has to turn away as he stops fighting the tears. The Family in its entirety is taken aback with this comment. Allton’s usual cocky smirk is gone and in its place is a genuine smile of sincerity. Even Vincenzo and Tank have to smile warmly. ~
Allton: You know, that’s a very grown up point of view. I like that… I’ve always had that thought. Nice work…. High five!
~ Allton and Penny share a high five and Allton writes out an autograph before handing it to Penny. Penny beams at the picture then Allton. ~
Allton: Here. I would like you to have this.... But someone else would like to come and say hi. Tank, Vinnie… look after our guest of honour and I’ll be right back.
~ Allton wheels away and a few moments later PennyLord arrives. His usual sinister grin is still there, but it softens ever so slightly upon seeing Penny. ~
PennyLord: LORD ALLTON INFORMS ME THAT THERE IS SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM THAT WANTS TO MEET HER… HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HERO!! AND JUDGING BY YOUR FACE LITTLE GIRL, THAT’S YOU! RIGHT?! I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE FACE! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!! He also tells me that you’re Penny! Like me too!! Do you wanna balloon, Penny? Actually PennyLord has a much MUCH MUCH better idea for you! Of course we have to get it squared away with Mr. Boss Man!!!
~ PennyLord stares at Zybala…~
PennyLord: I have an idea!!
~ Zybala takes a few deep breaths and wipes his eyes before facing the group. ~
Zybala: Oh? What would that be? You can't eat her if that's what you're talking about. I promised her parents that she'd be safe.
~ Zybala smiles and gives a big exaggerated wink at Penny before looking back at PennyLord. ~
PennyLord: You already have the make-up Penny!! I can’t eat someone who looks like me… We both have such beautiful faces anyway!! Hehehehehe… No I dub thee PennyLass! My personal mascot! How about that? Fancy watchin’ the show in my corner? The boys’ll keep you safe!! Right boys?!
~ Vincenzo nods. ~
Vincenzo: Course we can. Do you like chocolate Penny? I think we have some around here…..
PennyLord: Now Penny…. I have to go home…. But I’ll bring Allton back so you can talk to him some more….But before I go….a little magic trick!!
~ A little sleight of hand and out of thin air PennyLord produces a large number of balloons and a PennyLord signed t-shirt! ~
PennyLord: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!
~ PennyLord hurriedly scoots away and moments later Lord Allton reappears (albeit with black makeup still around his eyes just slightly. It looks like mascara….the black never goes away first go, properly). ~
Allton: Well seeing as you’re PennyLass now….Can Lord Allton have a guise for you, to make things fair? Hmm…….How about Lady Penelope? YES! Perfect! And depending on who I bring out to play…..you have a persona either way.
~ Lord Allton smiles. ~
Allton: I see you have a PennyLord shirt…..Well you better have one of these too!
~ Lord Allton reaches into the bag on the back of his chair and pulls out a signed Lord Allton/Family shirt. Unfortunately Tank and Vincenzo’s signatures aren’t yet on the shirt so they make sure to sign it and then Allton hands it to Penny. ~
Allton: Now the show’s about to start so…. How about a quick hug before the show? Then you can come with me into my entrance and we’ll get you sorted with a seat!
~ Allton checks his watch. ~
Allton: Having said that…..is there anything you want to know about me? Or….heh. Us?
~ Penelope gives Allton a huge hug. Tank gets antsy as a bodyguard tends to do, but quickly calms down. It's a kid after all; one who likes the boss. A smile spreads over the giant's face. Penny releases the hug and looks up at Allton. ~
Penelope: Seriously? I can ask? Where do I start? How did you become a wrestler? Is Bill a friend or just the help? Where did you get such a cool wheelchair? How did you meet PennyLord? When did...
~ Zybala smiles as the young lady rambles off question after question at the bemused Allton….Allton smiles at Tank, shaking his head. He then turns his head to Penny. ~
Allton: OK. OK! Hold on….( Allton chuckles.) What was the first one? How did I become a wrestler? Well…. I’ve been a fan of wrestling since I was a kid and was a former boss man of my own wrestling company a few years back. But I never got into the ring. Never thinking that I could. But then, I thought to myself, y’know what? I’m gonna go for it! To heck with it! So I did. I got a friend of mine - Dylan Thomas - you might know him? To teach me the basics a few years ago. Then we lost touch as we sometimes do in life. I joined Outsiders a while back, but didn’t have much progress due to….reasons. Then I restarted my Outsiders career And then….wouldn’t you know it? By chance we found each other again and I started to help Dylan and Lissandra out in the GCWA as well… Or….I did.
~ Allton briefly looks at Zybala, but shrugs the comment off. ~
Allton: And…. Here I am. Bill. Bill is personally employed by me but…. Yes I do consider him a friend. I know I can sometimes be difficult but I do like him - and hopefully he likes me! ( Allton smiles. ) Ah, my wheelchair? The one that can go up and down in height you mean? Yes….. I luckily didn’t have to pay for the chair itself thanks to the NHS in the UK. BUT I did have to pay for the thing that makes it rise up and down. And PennyLord? Well…. He….he sort of…..found me. Very much like you Penny, I’ve always been a Stephen King fan, I’m sure you can guess my favourite story…. I went to a Comic-con in the UK dressed as Pennywise and..kept the costume. And the rest? Well you know the rest.
~ Pennywise starts to giggle.~
Pennywise: TELL HER ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Allton: No.
Penny: What?
Allton: What? Nothing, nothing. ( Allton smiles ) Right then, PennyLass/Lady Penelope! Shall we get going? And Vinnie! Find that chocolate for our guest of honour!
~Vincenzo looks around the kitchen and fridge freezer, eventually finding someone’s Mars bar. He shrugs and hands it to Penny. ~
Allton: OK! On we go, follow me…
~ The scene cuts back to Zybala and Dean on The Yard. Dean looks worried and Zybala looks like he is crying. ~
Dean: I'm all for teaming up with Make-A-Wish and all that, but why'd the first kid be a weirdo who likes that Clown?
Zybala: Dude, don't let your hatred of clowns ruin a nice moment.
Dean: Man, let's just get the show started. Take it away Belvedere!
~ We cut to Mitch and Belvedere standing in the ring. Mitch looks high and Belvedere looks ready to go as we start this Poop!! ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another Dystopia. The following match is your opening match of the evening and Its scheduled for….. one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first... He is the most decorated person in wrestling history with countless title reigns in every federation, especially in the dying days of WCW…. He is VACANT!!!
~ If we were in an arena, the lights would dim, but since we're outside, the sun stays shining. A very Goldberg-esq music hits the speakers, but it's not quite the copywritten version everyone knows. It's like Outsiders did to the song what WCW did to many songs for many years. Fireworks start going off and sparklers are lit on the sides of the ramp. A person clad in a green full-body costume emerges from the house and makes their way down the ramp. The fans lose their minds for the legend called Vacant, even if they haven't won a single Outsiders match. Vacant climbs into the ring as the music stops. Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent….. (looking close at his cards) Standing at "a manly 6 feet and weighing in at 280 pounds of straight mass".... He is the manly Vic Vinegar!!
~ "He's a man! Such a man!" plays out loudly throughout The Yard. As the second "Such a man!" echoes, Vic Vinegar walks out wearing a sick duster and a pair of sunglasses. Vic does some Karate moves and poses on the ramp, not very well. This doesn't stop him from confidently swaggering down to the ring. As he gets to the ring, he removes his glasses and throws them to the crowd. He puts his sick duster in the corner because those dusters are kind of expensive. He catches his breath, because you know it kind of was a long walk down. He then sort of rolls his way into the ring. He stands up and gives Vacant an Ocular Patdown. He looks slightly worried, but tells Mitch to ring the bell. Mitch does as Belvedere exits the ring. ~
Dean: Here we go, suckas! First match of the night. The bodyguard versus The Legend!
Zybala: Will Vacant finally get a win in The Yard, or will Vinegar have his most important victory to date?
~ Vinegar and Vacant circle each other, while Vinegar does some karate poses. This seems to not fluster Vacant in the slightest. He actually takes this as a challenge and rushes at Vinegar! He tries to clothesline the bigger guy, but Vic merely sidesteps and Vacant stumbles forward. Vinegar celebrates his "skills" by performing some "sick looking" karate moves for the fans. He is totally killing it in his mind. Vacant gets his footing and turns around to see these moves. This only angers Vacant further. He walks over to Vinegar. then jumps as high as he can and dropkicks Vinegar in the chest. The big man stands still, the dropkick having no effect. Undeterred, Vacant lands another dropkick, but still Vic doesn't budge!
Vacant then runs at the ropes to build momentum. He bounces off of them, and jumps up with a fist cocked back, looking for a Superman Punch! As Vacant comes down, Vinegar catches him in a bear hug! Vinegar starts squeezing as hard as he can while Vacant tries to pry himself loose. Vic does a small bunny hop and drops Vacant with Cultivating Mass!! He covers the former everything champ and Mitch makes the count! ~
Mitch: One…..
Two……
THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner, Vic Vinegar!
~ Vinegar stands up as the crowd cheers. He does some more karate moves as his music plays. We cut over to Dean and Zybala. ~
Dean: A quick, solid win for The Bodyguard. He's slowly moving up the ranks here in The Yard.
Zybala: We have rankings? Since when?
Dean: Poop, I don't know. I thought it just sounded professional.
Zybala: Pfft, we're more business casual then professional.
Dean: Can't argue that. We'll be right back after this commercial!
~ We cut to a very specific ad for a very specific item in the Amazon store… ~
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"A very good story, and I loved the author's humor." - KSE
"Can't wait to have Will do the audiobook version of this masterpiece. There's something soothing about that southern accent." - Rob Culliford
"Who are you and how the Fudge did you get in my house?!?" - Stephen King
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All on the Amazon best seller "A Cult Inheritance" by the sensational writing machine Will Gardner.
~ We cut back to The Yard and Belvedere is already in the ring, ready to start off the next match. ~
Belvedere: The following match is for one half of the tag team titles, and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first….His weight and height are irrelevant… he hails from Parts Unknown…. He is the last day of the week…. Sunday!!
~ Sunday Morning After" By Amanda Marshall hits the speakers. Someone in a white full bodysuit with a red cross on it. Their faces are covered by the bodysuit. They're wearing football gear, a helmet, shoulder pads, all of that stuff. The Yardies are a mix of cheers and boos. Sunday gets to the ring and starts taking off the football. The music stops as Belvedere continues… ~
Belvedere: Y su contrincante... pesando 200 libras exactas... El es uno de los campeones mundiales en parejas de OCW... HECTOR MALVADO!
– Suddenly, The Mariachi Band starts to play "Si Señor" by Control Machete. The Malvado Brothers jump out of the house and onto the ramp. They look appreciatively at The Mariachi Band as they play. The Brothers make their way to the ring, one sliding under the bottom rope while the other leaps over the top rope. They each go to a corner jumping onto the second turnbuckle and getting The Yardies pumped up! The Band stops playing as Victor leaves the ring and Hector stares down Sunday. Mitch checks both guys and calls for the bell! Before the two can lock up, the crowd breaks into a "CERO ENGLISH!" chant, which pumps up Hector. ~
Dean: Will you listen to these suckas?! They love the tag champs!
Zybala: The Malvados certainly have won the fans over with their performances, especially at the pay-per-views. Their death defying acts made them fan favorites for sure!
~ Hector is playing it up with the crowd as he and Victor both take up the chant. Sunday, seeing an opportunity, runs up behind Hector and hits him with a surprise roll up! No, I assure you that you're not watching Monday Night Raw. Hector's shoulders hit the mat, but he kicks out before Mitch can even do anything. Both wrestlers get to their feet and Hector is no longer playing games. He boots Sunday in the gut and hooks him for a Suplex. Hector lifts up his opponent and drops him on his back as The Yardies shout "UNO!" Still holding on to Sunday, Hector rolls on the mat, bringing him and Sunday back to a standing position and lifts the last day of the week again. Again Sunday crashes to the mat to a shout of "DOS!" Once more, Hector drags up Sunday and lifts him for a third Suplex! He holds Sunday vertical for a brief moment and drops him to the mat as the fans shout "TRES!" as Hector completes The Tres Amigos! Sunday is writhing on the mat as Hector climbs the turnbuckles. ~
Zybala: Looks like we're in for another quick match, Dean.
Dean: Well, look at the competition. We booked scrubs against our top tier talent. Did you expect any less?
~ Hector leaps off the turnbuckles with a frog splash and comes crashing down hard on Sunday with "El Fin"! He hooks the leg and Mitch goes for the three count. ~
Mitch: Uno…..
Dos……
TRES!!
~ Mitch calls for the bell as Hector jumps to his feet to celebrate. Belvedere gets ready to announce the winner, but a masked man in a similar get-up to Sunday rushes the ring! He pushes Mitch out of the way and attacks Hector from behind! He nails Hector with a beer bottle, sending the tag champion out of the ring! Victor goes to check on his brother while the masked assailant checks on Sunday. The fans boo as Sunday gets helped to his feet. The two masked people start daring Victor to get in the ring. ~
Dean: Who the Fudge is that?!
Zybala: I think it's Saturday!! Sunday's long lost partner!
Dean: Why is this the first I'm hearing about it?!
Zybala: Because this is the first time we're using him for story building!
~ Hector slowly gets to his feet and stares at the two in the ring. We cut to a House of Cards commercial because we're playing nice with Who'Re. Lot of men on that card, though. Where are the women athletes? I thought this was a newer, more progressive OCW. Hell, Bri Carter had a title match at our last show. We like giving women chances. Anyways the commercial is over and we cut back to The Yard. The ring is cleared except for Mitch and Belvedere, who is about to start the Main Event! ~
Belvedere: The following match is your main event of the evening. It is also scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first, hailing from the Cinnabar Islands, weighing in tonight at 0.13 metric tons, he is Soot Losem!!
~ The speakers come alive with a power metal cord starting to play. "Gotta Catch Em All" by PowerGlove hits the speakers as The Yardies boo Losem. They did not like the disrespect he showed at the Andy Memorial Battle Royale. He holds up a pokéball in the air as he makes his way to the ring. When he gets ringside, he hops up on the apron, slips through the ropes and into the ring. The music stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: On the way out to the yard, from Nuneaton in the Midlands, United Kingdom, being accompanied to the ring by The Family and weighing in at 11 stone...He IS the Outsiders Championship Wrestling OMEGA X Champion! Looooooooooooooooooooooord Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallton!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~ Zybala brings up Voltaire’s ‘When You’re Evil’ on the laptop (after two Youtube ads, naturally). The crowd begin to boo as they know who’s on the way; aside from Lord Allton’s immediate family who cheer. Lord Allton emerges out in the yard with a microphone on his lap. There is no cocky smirk for the moment, just sheer joy. He motions for Zybala to cut the music. ~
Allton: I know all of you came here today to watch me dismantle Soot Losem. But for the moment that will have to wait because for the time being I would like to introduce you to a very special person.
~ The crowd boo, thinking that Allton’s being an asshole once again, until he motions behind him, and between Vincenzo and Tank, steps the little girl from before still in her Pennywise-esque make-up. The crowd looks on, collectively astonished. Lord Allton? Being nice? What gives? Penny stands next to Allton and Allton holds her hand. ~
Allton: This little lady here is Penelope, or ‘Penny’ for short. Thanks to the Make-A-Wish foundation, she has been able to come to a Dystopia and watch her favourite wrestler kick some butt. I wonder if you all can figure out who that is?
~ Allton chuckles. The crowd begins to cheer, seeing that this is actually a genuine moment with Lord Allton appearing to be himself and not an arrogant asshole. ~
Allton: She has been facing, and beating! cancer for the past few years and she has been doing amazingly well!
.~ The crowd begins to cheer louder. ~
Allton: Yes. Please… by all means cheer your butts off because Penelope here deserves every bit of your praises! She is a very brave little girl and I feel honoured that I give her the courage to fight on!
~ The crowd cheers again and Allton turns to Penelope. ~
Allton: Penelope, Lady Penelope.
~Allton smiles. ~
Allton: Thank you. You stare your cancer down and you kick that cancer’s ass even more than what you have already been doing, and know that you, yes YOU have a fan in me, Lord Allton. Now… You wanna see me kick Losem’s butt?
~ Penny nods. Penny and Allton hug before Allton and the Family escort her to her specially reserved seat on the front row. Allton and Penny then fist bump and Vincenzo stands near Penny to keep her safe and Allton is helped into the ring by Tank with Penny looking on with excited glee. ~
Dean: Wow, I never thought Sucka Lord could be that nice. Maybe he… are you crying??
Zybala: No! It's my damn allergies! I'm not crying, you're crying!
Dean: Either way, it seems like Allton just became the fan favorite in this match.
~ Mitch calls for the bell and the match is underway! Losem gasps when he notices Allton's leg braces; proclaiming The Lord of Dashing a Steel type Pokemon! Allton looks less than amused at the statement, and looks out right agitated when a pokeball bounces off of his chest. He glares at a hopeful looking Losem with disgust, but the disgust turns to confusion when the ball opens. Confusion turns to horror as a light surrounds Allton and he gets sucked into the pokeball!! Everyone gasps in terror as a grown man literally disappeared into a small ball right before their eyes. Soot has a smug smile on his face. ~
Zybala: Uhhh, what's Losem doing?n
Dean: I dunno. He's just standing there with his eyes closed, grinning like an idiot.
~ We cut back to the real world and we see Losem with his eyes shut and Allton looking confused. Yes. We can see daydreams in Outsiders. Of all the Poop I've written, handicappable people walking, wrestlers missing limbs, milkshakes bring fans to The Yard, the goddamned Squashness Monster, THIS is what you're getting hung up about? Just enjoy the show and finish taking a dump. Other people need to use the bathroom, you know.
Anyways, Allton looks over to Penelope and The Family, who all shrug. Mitch sparks up a joint, so Allton doesn't bother asking him. Shrugging himself, Allton walks over to Losem and waves a hand in front of his face. Nothing. Allton goes behind Soot and locks in The BarrySlayer!! Losem's eyes shoot open as he is harshly brought back to reality! His arms flail around trying to get free, but Allton has the sleeper on tight. Slowly, Soot movements start to slow down as he loses strength and oxygen. Allton drags Losem to the mat and Mitch lifts up Losem's arm three times. It falls to the mat all three times. Soot is out cold! Mitch gets up and calls for the bell. Allton releases the hold and hops to his feet to celebrate. ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner by knock out… Lord Allton!!!
~ Allton raises his arms and invites Penelope to join him. She starts to get up when two people rush into the ring. They blindside Allton, knocking him to the ground and proceed to stomp away on him. The fans boo at this attack, especially when they see that the attackers are Pryde and Peter Vaughn!! They are kicking away at Allton as Vincenzo rushes the ring. Tank holds on to Penny to keep her safe. Vincenzo slides under the ropes and quickly gets to his feet. He pushes Vaughn away and starts punching away at him. Pryde pulls out a pipe from his pants and clocks Vincenzo in the back of the head! Vincenzo drops next to Allton and the beat down continues! Vaughn and Pryde lay into The Family members while daring Tank to leave the girl unprotected. ~
Zybala: Pryde and Peter came out of nowhere and are sending a strong message to Allton!
Dean: Allton has been the number one contender to the World Title for the longest. Pete is making sure that Allton won't be at hundred percent when they do eventually square off.
Zybala: What the Fudge are they doing now!?!
~ Pryde and Vaughn stop beating The Family, leaving them motionless. Peter then lays out Mitch with a Superkick as Pryde takes the pipe and drags the top across the ring apron, ripping the canvas. He grabs one side of the tear and Peter grabs the other side. They both pull, ripping the canvas off of the mat! Pryde runs out of the ring and starts hitting the grills with the pipe as Peter starts ripping the apron off the side of the ring! Lucas Thames and Dean rush over to try and stop them as Zybala looks completely shell-shocked! Pryde and Peter start fighting with Dean and Thames before Pryde hits Thames in the head with the pipe! Thames is laid out and Dean can't survive the two on one. Vaughn and Pryde drag Dean over to Zybala at the announce "table" and lift Dean up. The two double powerbomb Dean right through the refrigerator box as Zybala looks like he mentally shut down. The pair laugh at Zybala as the scene fades to black. ~
