Post by zybala on Mar 19, 2024 8:21:25 GMT -5
~ Hey there, good looking. Have you missed us? You wouldn't be here if you didn't. Hopefully you enjoy the newest episode of DYSTOPIA!! You know the drill. The weather is cooperating, because even Mother Nature dares not to interfere when Outsiders is scheduled to happen. The Yardies have already shambled into Yard and have got a good buzz going; taking advantage of the free beer. The Eastern European and Emilio are back at their usual positions at the grills. The port-o-potties have been cleaned and sanitized. We see a man standing at a table to the side looking around The Yard and at his phone then around The Yard again.
The ring is set up with extra features this week. Dean and Zybala have brushed off the dust from the poles and extra ropes they used for The Ultimate X match at Dystopia: Double X and attached them to the ring! The O.O.C. championship is already hanging in the center of the X. The Mariachi Band is somehow playing a mariachi version of "X Gon Give It To Ya" by DMX. The fans are trying to drunkenly sing along. The refrigerator box/announcer table is standing proudly. Behind the "table" is the original Outsider Dean. He's not joined by a wheelchair bound Mike Zybala. Both men look happy to be paired up again. ~
Dean: Welcome back suckas to another episode of Dystopia! I'm Dean, and I'm finally joined by my buddy Mikey Z! Glad to have you back, champ!
Zybala: Glad to be back Dean-o! I'm excited to call the action here in The Yard once again!
Dean: And action is what we got for you suckas! We got Roxxie G taking on surprise Outsider darling Whisper Mendoza.
Zybala: Then, it's a battle of Outsiders originals as the thug-tastic Guy Cashe takes on the only Outsiders grand slam champion, Uber-Man.
Dean: And for our main event, we got a three way Hazardous Ladders Match for the O.O.C. title! You got Tony the Spider! You got Hades! And you got the new champ, Dylan Thomas! But wait, there's more!
Zybala: Indeed there is! According to that guy over there, we will have the creepy Sadie Ko signing autographs for anyone who dares to get close.
Dean: But enough talking 'but the action. Mitch and Belvedere are waiting in the ring for us to shut up. Let's get this bitch started!
~ Indeed, the announcer and the ref are waiting patiently in the ring. The fans give them a loud, respectful round of applause. They quiet down as Belvedere starts to raise his microphone to get this party started. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another Dystopia! The following match is your opening match of the evening and It's scheduled for….. one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first…he comes from "The Dirty Lew of Maine"... weighing 115 pounds, this is "Welfare Hustle" Guy Cashe!!
~ "Niggaz Jump Up" get played on YouTube and out comes the most ghetto, thug-tastic looking sadness you will ever see in your life. The crowd boos as this scrawny white boy steps out of the house. He tries to mean mug the crowd as he makes his way to the ring dressed in the most stereotypical whiteboy "thug" get up imaginable. He stumbles a few times trying to get in the ring, but he manages to make it.. Cashe acts as if he is getting cheered as he winks at some random lady in the crowd, who smiles and blushes?!?! Someone finds him attractive?? Guy looks even cockier as he leans against the ropes. The music stops and Zybala types something into the search bar. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent… hailing from his secret lair in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Weighing 190 pounds of justice, he is the Outsiders Grand Slam Champion!!! This is The UUUUUUUUUUUUUBER-MAN!!
~ "Hero" by Nickleback hits the speakers and The Yard is filled with deafening cheers as Uber-Man steps out of the house! He's in his usual costume with the Grand Slam belt over his shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of "UBER-MAN'' chants. He is taken aback by this love and looks misty eyed. Uber is high-fiving everyone he can on his way to the ring. Uber-Man reaches the ring and climbs up on the apron before stepping in through the ropes. He strikes a series of heroic poses in the ring as the music dies down. Belvedere takes the title with him as he leaves the ring as Mitch checks both wrestlers before starting the match. ~
Zybala: Uber getting all the love from The Yardies tonight.
Dean: The dude has done it all in Outsiders. He won all the belts in the Brack Friday Bunduru match. You know, we should do another one of those.
Zybala: You shut your filthy whore mouth! Those are a bitch to plan and I'll never do one again! Unless six people get together to build a big ass storyline, but how often does that happen in efedding?
~ Zybala and Dean stare knowingly at the camera after this statement. They're staring at YOU. As if daring you to try to get a working story together with five others. Anyways, we go back to the ring just in time to see Cashe and Uber-Man lock up. Cashe quickly brings a knee up to Uber's midsection, doubling him over. Cashe puts Uber-Man's head between his legs as the fans start booing! He tries to lift the superhero but Uber counters with a backdrop! Cashe lands on the mat hard and Uber-Man is about to mount a counter attack when a loud shriek stops him. Uber-Man and the fans turn towards the screams and we see the man from earlier who promised Sadie Ko has delivered… somewhat…
We see Sadie clutching the man close to her and trying to shove her hands down his mouth. Uber-Man, being the hero that he is, is about to leave the ring to save the poor soul, when a loud roar can be heard throughout The Yard. The fence explodes and the fans cheer as The Squashness Monster menacingly stomps into the backyard! Uber-Man whips his head towards the origins of the roar and visibly begins to lose color. He is willing to fight one monster, but two are straight up insane. Uber-Man heroically drags Cashe out of the ring and the two run screaming from The Yard! Squashness gives chase, as it is It's mission to attack anyone who doesn't drop a promo. It's tracks are stopped by Sadie standing in Its path. There is only room for one terror, and Sadie believes that it's her! Despite being a foot shorter, she takes a swing and hits the beast, reeling it backwards! Squashness quickly recovers and hits Sadie back!! She staggers a bit but still stands, weathering the mighty monster's blow! The Yardies can't get enough! ~
Dean: When did this become Japanese horror?! These Fuding kaijus are gonna destroy everything!
Zybala: Anything can happen in The Yard! Ghost versus Beast seems normal here. Though, I feel a handler may be upset with us.
Dean: Nah, sucka. They seem cool. They may roll with it.
~ The two monsters trade blows as they fight all over The Yard. Fans move out of the way as Sadie and Squashness get near them. Eventually, the two beasts tumble into the fence and out of The Yard. We can hear the fight rage on for a few moments before silence fills the air. An excited fan holds up a piece of paper, claiming it has Sadie's autograph on it. The happiness turns to terror as a ghostly pale hand reaches through the paper! The kid screams as her father grabs the paper and sets it on fire! The hand vanishes as the paper turns to ash. Zybala calls the man over and hands him a vial of a clear liquid. The man goes over to the pile of ashes and empties the liquid over it. ~
Dean: What the hell was that?!
Zybala: Holy water. I always carry some on me.
Dean: I don't wanna even know why.
Zybala: The supernatural is real, Dean!
Dean: Just cut to a commercial!
~ We go to a commercial for Equality. You should watch the show because Allton works very, very hard on it. Then we go to a commercial for Massacre. You should also watch because Will always works hard on it. Unless it's a bad week and he needs us to step up and help him. Then WE work hard on it. Either way, we go back to The Yard. "When You're Evil" by Voltaire hits the speakers and the Outsiders World Champion (and dashingly handsome GM of Equality) Lord Allton makes his way down to the Outsiders ring with Tank, Frankie, Vincenzo and Roxxie Gobbler in tow. The yardies are going nuts for their favourite Family. Lord Allton is helped into the ring by Tank while the Larossia brothers take care of Allton's chair. Allton gets back into his chair and Roxxie grabs a microphone. ~
Allton: Holy Poop, is it good to be home!
~ The Yardies cheer loudly! ~
Allton: You know.... my work on Tuesday Night Equality keeps me busy running the day to day admin of such fine programming and I love being the General Manager, don't get me wrong. But Outsiders will always be my home. Equality is my job.... -well, half of it - but here, in front of all of you sick, demented yardie freaks is where I will always hang my hat.
~ Allton smiles and the yardies cheer at being called sick, demented freaks. They know it to be true. ~
Allton: I'm here to address one man, and one man only tonight however. Jam G! You have been making waves over in OCW. You and Bob Grenier are on a tag team roll! Congratulations for that. Congratulations on the hard work that you have clearly been putting in. I'm not taking anything away from you. Look at where you started, to where you ARE. The Jam G train just keeps on rolling doesn't it? It's almost a shame that at Dystopia 25 that your train of good fortune is going to get derailed. Edward...Edward, I respect your talents, I do. But you're going to be facing me as World Champion now. Not Peter Vaughn.....
~ The yardies gasp at the name drop and boo. Allton smirks. ~
Allton:.......Can I not say that name anymore? Ooops. Not Soot Losem.... but me....Lord Robert Allton Culliford. The man that fights for the honour of Outsiders - showing the world that we're not all circus freaks. I'm the World Champion that these drunken assholes can be proud of and you're not going to get your Cinderella Story happy ending unless you really fight for it. So at Dystopia 25 be ready Eddie. Because my title is not going anywhere UNLESS YOU prove that you want it more than I do. And I've worked too hard and too long for you to take it away from me now!
~ Allton tosses the microphone to Belvedere and leaves the ring with the rest of The Family. ~
Zybala: Our world champ sending a message to his number one contender!
Dean: I'm just glad he didn't come out as the clown. Let's just get the next match going…
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first… She is the "Underdog Sweetheart"... she is Whisper Mendoza!!!
~ "Bette Davis Eyes" starts playing as Equality star Whisper Mendoza walks out to the ramp to a roaring ovation from the crowd. Whisper smiles and waves to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring as the fans sing the 80s hit while reaching out for high fives. Whisper obliges a few fans before she rolls into the ring to wait for her opponent. ~
Zybala: Whisper looks focused here tonight.
Dean: I would too if I got released from the "main" roster.
Zybala: Damn Duke trying to get rid of a lot of people with his version of The Purge.
Dean: But jokes on him. They still have an OCW home right here in The Yard!
Belvedere: And her opponent… making her return to The Yard….. she is an Equality superstar… This is Roxxie G!!
~ Roxy Roller" by Nick Gilder plays over the speakers and out walks Roxxie G to huge applause! She looks surprised but accepts them. It pays to be one of the faces of Equality. She walks into the ring as Belvedere gets out. Mitch lights up a blunt before calling for the bell. Roxxie doesn't question any of this. Allton must have warned her. Anyways, Whisper goes to lock up, but Roxxie hauls back and slaps the Poop out of Whisper! The Quiet One falls to the mat as a collective "OOOO!" goes throughout the crowd. ~
Dean: Hot damn! She slapped dat bitch like she owed her money!
Zybala: She slapped her so hard, I feel like I owe Roxxie money!
~ Whisper gets to her feet quickly. She looks more shocked than hurt. She boots Roxxie in the gut, steps behind her and hooks her around the waist. Whisper tries to lift Roxxie up, but she hooks her leg around Whisper's leg to block the attempt. Whisper tries again and manages to lift her opponent a little, but Roxxie still blocks. Whisper tries one more lift, and succeeds! Roxxie goes up, but wraps an arm around Whisper's head, shifts her momentum and bulldogs Mendoza to the mat! The Roxxie fans cheer loudly as Whisper hits the mat hard. Roxxie quickly covers her, but Whisper kicks out quickly after Mitch counts to one! Roxxie gets to her feet and drags Whisper up by the hair. She tosses Whisper into the ropes! Whisper bounces off. Roxxie goes for a clothesline, but Whisper ducks and keeps running. She hits the ropes as Roxxie turns around and goes for another clothesline, but Whisper ducks again! She runs into the ropes and bounces off again. Roxxie merely steps to the side and extends her foot, tripping Whisper! Whisper falls to the mat face first! ~
Zybala: That was a smart tactic. Whisper kept ducking everything, so Roxxie did something Whisper couldn't duck. Way to think on the fly.
Dean: Don't church it up, Sucka. She tripped the bitch. Plain and simple.
~ Whisper tries to push herself back up, but Roxxie shoves her back into the mat. Roxxie then rolls a struggling Whisper on her back. Whisper shoves her hands in Roxxie's face, trying to get some room as Roxxie fights to grab Whisper's head. Roxxie manages to get a good hold on one of Whisper's arms and contorts it as she grabs Whisper around the head as well. The Yardies give a huge pop when they see Roxxie lock in the Python Grip! Roxxie cinches in Lord Allton's version on the Anaconda Vise tightly on Whisper, who has no choice but to tap out! Mitch calls for the bell as the crowd cheers!! ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner via submission…. ROXXIE G!
~ Roxxie celebrates in win for a while as The Yardies cheer. She then goes to Whisper and helps her to her feet. Roxxie extends a hand and after some thinking, Whisper accepts! The two shake hands in a show of sportsWOMANship to a huge pop from The Yardies. They leave The Yard together as Zybala gets up from the announcer "table" and makes his way into the ring. The Yardies pop hard for the owner as he enters the ring and borrows the microphone from Belvedere. Zybala waits until the fans calm down before speaking. ~
Zybala: Hello friends! How we doing tonight?!
Yardies: (HUGE CHEER!!)
Zybala: I thought so! We try not to disappoint. Before we get to our main event, I have an announcement. As many of you know, Thaddeus Duke recently released a lot of wrestlers from the other OCW in a heartless manner. He even made poor Marcus Welsh do all the dirty work.
Yardies: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Zybala: I know! But Marcus wouldn't stand for it! He wasn't about to ruin that many lives. So he called me and asked me if Outsiders would be able to give these poor souls a place to work. Of course I said yes! Everyone is welcomed in The Yard…. Except ZyBalda. We know why.
Random Yardie: Fudge THAT GUY!
~ The Yardies cheer this hatred of ZyBalda. Let him stay on Equality. The cheering dies down and Zybala continues. ~
Zybala: Fudge that guy indeed. Regardless, with a new crop of talent coming to The Yard, I wondered what was the best way to showcase them. Then it came to me. We have had vacant Outsiders Tag Team titles ever since The Malvados left us, so why not use these new people to help crown new champs? That's why, starting on Dystopia 25, we will be starting The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament!! This tournament will take place over the next several shows until we crown new champs!! That's enough from me. Let's get the main event underway!
~ The Yardies cheer loudly in excitement for this announcement. Zybala hands Belvedere the microphone before leaving the ring and going back to join Dean. ~
Dean: Hell yah, Sucka! With all the new talent, anyone can claim those titles! Sure there is gonna be favorites, but I hope some new suckas win the gold.
Zybala: Whoever it is, they certainly will have deserved it. I'm excited to see who enters, and more importantly, who will win! But that's for the next shows. Now it's time for the main event!
Dean: Hazardous Ladders, baby!!
~ We go back to Belvedere again. The title is still hanging above the middle of the ring. Let's go!! ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your Main Event of the evening!! The following is a Hazardous Ladders Match for the Omnipresent Ongoing Clock Championship!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
~ The Yardies will NOT be denied. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first.. Emanating from Sally’s Doghouse…weighing in at 231 pounds…. This is Tony the Spider!
~”JUMP” by Van Halen hits!!! A loud ‘HAHAHA!’ is heard as a small, rotund figure begins to emerge from within the smoke. It’s TONY THE SPIDER! His circular shades cover his jovial eyes. He’s sporting the signature yellow TONY THE SPIDER spray painted t-shirt. He’s wearing a pair of black biker shorts to go along with an old, dirty pair of white, New Balance shoes. And, let’s not forget, the signature YELLOW fanny pack strapped around his waist. He begins the march down the lawn, jiving his head back and forth like a chicken to the music. He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. The Yardies cheer as Tony stands up and poses for them, trying to show off his slightly toned physique which he got from HARD TRAINING AND NOT DRUGS LIKE SOME PEOPLE STILL THINK!! ~
Zybala: Tony has had some hard luck in The Yard in the past. Could tonight be his lucky break?
Dean: Anything can happen, Sucka. Especially when you don't know which ladder is gonna break.
~ The Van Halen song stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…from the depths of the realm of the dead, he is the "God of the Underworld" Hades!!
~ "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
plays as Hades emerges from the house, followed by Zeus. Standing shoulder to shoulder, the two brothers from Olympus make their way to the ring as arrogantly as their tiny bodies will allow. Zeus climbs the steps. Hades rolls in under the bottom rope. Zeus finds a nearby corner and ascends, holding his arms out to soak in the worship. Hades drops to the mat and wiggles around, sticking his tongue out, trying to roll his eyes into the back of the head (only half achieved). He seems to be attempting to seduce people into joining him in the underworld. All of this ridiculousness stops and both men return to the mat, on their feet. Zeus rolls out of the ring as Hades and Tony wait for their opponent. ~
Dean: Hades has always come close to winning a few battle royals here in The Yard, but couldn't last. Could tonight finally be this sucka night?
Zybala: We're gonna find out soon! The champ is coming out next!
Belvedere: And their opponent, being accompanied by his wife Lissandra… he hails from Hollywood, California…. He is the O.O.C. champion…. He is 'Perfection Personified' Dylan Thomas!!!!
~ Belvedere leaves the ring as Zybala plays "Watch Me Shine" by Fozzy. The Yard explodes with cheers as Dylan Thomas walks into The Yard from the side of the garage! He is carrying a brand new ladder and is followed by his wife. Dylan and Lissandra make their way across the lawn, Lissie high-fiving lucky nearby fans and Dylan trying not to hit anyone with the ladder, not yet at least. Dylan sets the ladder near the ring and goes to kiss his wife before going into the ring. Mitch leaves the ring and takes a nearby seat in the crowd. He calls for the bell and starts the match! The three men run at each other and start swinging! Tony is hitting his trademark Spider Bite punches on Hades and Dylan, while Hades is chopping away at both opponents as Dylan is slugging away at whatever body part he can hit! It is a violent cluster Fudge and The Yardies love it! ~
Dean: Right from the start, these suckas are going all out!
Zybala: Why wouldn't they?! Dylan wants to keep his title, Tony wants to win the belt back, and Hades wants to finally win a championship.
Dean: Well, they're showing that desire now!
~ Dylan manages to land a solid punch on Hades' jaw, staggering the god back. Dylan then focuses on Tony as the two continue going at each other like a couple of boxers going all out in the 10th round. Thomas swings a huge haymaker, but Tony ducks under it and grabs Dylan in a bear hug!! He lifts the A-Lister up and tries to spin him around for the Spider Roll, but a recovered Hades jumps on Dylan's back! The weight is too much for Tony and he falls backwards as his opponents fall on top of him! Hades quickly gets up, being the man on top of the pile and quickly runs to a corner. The fans begin to boo as Hades climbs the turnbuckle and reaches up to the X ropes! Dylan is trying to get off of a flailing Tony, who is somehow holding on to Dylan while he's trying to push Dylan off. Hades starts to move towards the championship, but his arms give out on him! Hades releases the ropes and lands on the mat feet first. ~
Dean: Smart thinking from the sucka god. He didn't waste any time trying to get a ladder. He just went for the belt using the X!
Zybala: But that defeats the point of the ladder stipulation!
Dean: Less chance of a ladder breaking while they climb it.
Zybala: Good point.
~ Hades is shaking his legs, trying to shake off the effect of the fall. He doesn't notice Dylan sneaking up behind him. Dylan grabs Hades and throws him through the ropes out of the ring! Hades lands on the grass as Tony tries to sneak up on Dylan to throw him out as well, but Dylan reverses and throws Tony over the top rope! The Spider lands on top of Hades hard. Dylan looks up at the title hanging and back at the two men struggling to stand up. He shrugs and starts to rhythmically clap his hands and The Yardies join him. Dylan starts bouncing on his feet, runs at the opposite ropes, bounces off of them to build up steam and charges! He runs at the ropes and dives through them, hitting Tony and Hades with a diving tackle! All three men hit the grass hard as Dylan takes outta his two opponents! The fans cheer loudly as Dylan pops to his feet and starts digging around under the ring. ~
Dean: Why's that sucka looking under the ring? He brought a ladder wit him..
Zybala: Maybe he wants to find a different ladder to build anticipation? Make things more exciting? Unlike 95% of the "main" roster, Dylan doesn't mind putting on a show in The Yard!
~ Thomas pops his head out from under the ring to flash Zybala a quick thumbs up before he goes back to rummaging under the ring. The crowd cheers when he pulls out a rusty ladder! Hades and Tony looks up from the grass in terror as Dylan holds the ladder high above his head. Dylan brings the ladder down and Hades lets out a shriek of horror! The ladder disintegrates just before it hits Tony and Hades, breaking into old, rusty pieces. Hades scream turns into one of pain as we see so rust flakes fall into his eyes! He gets up and runs into the house, followed by Zeus to help clean out his eyes. Dylan watches them and shrugs, allowing Tony enough time to get up and slap on a sleeper hold on Thomas! The crowd boos this dastardly behind attack as Dylan struggles to get Tony off of him.
Dylan leans forward, lifting Tony off of the ground, and charges backwards into the ring! Tony collides hard into the ring edge, shaking it, but his grip doesn't waver! Dylan steps forward a few steps and slams backwards again! Again Tony causes the ring to shake but still won't let go! Dylan repeats this process and third times the charm! As Tony hits the ring for the third time, his grip loosens and he slumps off of Thomas to the grass. The fans cheer as Dylan catches his breath. The cheers turn to boos as Hades comes running from the house, face dripping wet and eyes red from the rust and agitation. The god runs full steam at Dylan and tackles him into the corner post, shaking it and the ring. Dylan, still a bit tired from Tony, slumps down against the pole. Hades turns and looks at Tony who's still down, and takes this chance to go under the ring. There is a cheer when he pulls out another ladder and slides it in the ring. Hades climbs in the ring and sets the ladder up under the title. ~
Dean: We may have a new champ! The Spider's out! Thomas is out! The sucka god is all alone!
Zybala: I wouldn't say they're out. More mildly hurt and inconvenienced.
Dean: Lemme ask you something?
Zybala: Shoot.
Dean: They outta the ring, right?
Zybala: Right.
Dean: Then they out!
Zybala: Alright, geez!
~ Hades starts his climb! The Yardies boo the god as he moves up rung by rung slowly, testing each step to avoid breaking the ladder if he can. From the crowd, someone in a white full bodysuit with a red cross on it runs into the ring! It's SUNDAY!!! They start to shake the ladder as Hades looks down and yells for them to go away. The ladder starts to break and Hades hops down to the mat and promptly gets attacked by The Last Day of the Week! Zeus is about to storm the ring to help his brother when another person in a white full bodysuit wearing a dirty college football jersey gets up from the crowd and tackles Zeus. The pair start rolling around in the grass trying to punch away at each other. Sunday throws Hades from the ring and follows him out. They promptly start fighting as well! ~
Dean: It's the Weekend! Saturday and Sunday are back in The Yard and the suckas are attacking The Greek Gods!
Zybala: The Weekend sending the gods a message! I guess they want in the tag tournament to get the title shots they were supposed to get against The Malvados!
Dean: But we just announced it today!
Zybala: And they were in the crowd today when we made the announcement.
Dean: Touché.
~ As The Gods battle The Weekend, Tony has crawled over to the good ladder Dylan brought in The Yard. Dylan gets to the ladder at the same time and the two are right next to each other, staring at one another, daring the other to make the first move. Tony quickly unzips his fanny-pack and reaches inside. He grabs something and pulls it out. He opens his hand and blows CHEETO DUST into the eyes of Dylan Thomas!! Dylan starts wiping at his eyes as Tony takes the ladder and runs into the ring with it! Lissandra grabs a bottle of water and runs over to help her husband while Tony sets up the ladder! He gives it a few shakes to make sure it's good. It is! Tony starts to climb up the ladder when the ladder shakes! Tony looks around confused and sees Hades tackle Sunday into the ring post, shaking the post and the ring. Tony yells at the to stop. He's an Outsiders veteran; he knows that the ring can be flimsy at times. He takes another step up and there is another tremor as Hades drives his shoulder into Sunday's stomach. Tony climbs quicker and he is almost there! His hand reaches the title and it, plus the ropes holding it up, fall to the mat!! Tony looks around confused and sees that Sunday and Hades have knocked over one of the outside poles!!! Tony is about to climb down the ladder when he sees a wet faced Dylan Thomas run to the ring edge and start pulling at falling ropes and the O.O.C. title! Tony hops down and tries to grab the title, the ropes, anything! But Dylan pulls the ropes out and frees the championship!! He holds it up as the bell rings and The Yard explodes with cheers! ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner… and STILL O.O.C. Champion….. DYLAN THOMAS!!
Dean: What a match! The Spider looked like he was gonna be a two time champ, but the outside fighting took that away!
Zybala: Dylan took advantage of a ring mishap and is walking away with his belt. What a Dystopia! And if the fighting between the Gods and The Weekend is anything to go by, Dystopia is only going to get better!
Dean: And we got Sucka Lord defending the world title against JAM G at the next show! Speaking of Family members, it looks like Frankie is coming out to congratulate his stable partner.
~ Frankie does indeed come out from the house clapping for Dylan. Thomas smiles and the pair hug before they, along with Lissandra, head back to the house. They walk past Mitch, still sitting in the crowd, and Frankie takes a step back. He quickly grabs Dylan and rolls him up with a surprise pin!! Mitch jumps out of his chair and goes to make the count as Frankie grabs a fistfull of tights for more leverage! ~
Mitch: 1…….2…….3!!
~ Frankie gets up, grabs the O.O.C. title and runs past a fighting Saturday and Zeus. The pair stop fighting and look at the title and give chase! Lissandra helps Dylan to his feet. He's shaking his head and chuckling softly. We hear a car door slam closed, and then the peeling of tires on pavement as another Dystopia is in the books. ~
The ring is set up with extra features this week. Dean and Zybala have brushed off the dust from the poles and extra ropes they used for The Ultimate X match at Dystopia: Double X and attached them to the ring! The O.O.C. championship is already hanging in the center of the X. The Mariachi Band is somehow playing a mariachi version of "X Gon Give It To Ya" by DMX. The fans are trying to drunkenly sing along. The refrigerator box/announcer table is standing proudly. Behind the "table" is the original Outsider Dean. He's not joined by a wheelchair bound Mike Zybala. Both men look happy to be paired up again. ~
Dean: Welcome back suckas to another episode of Dystopia! I'm Dean, and I'm finally joined by my buddy Mikey Z! Glad to have you back, champ!
Zybala: Glad to be back Dean-o! I'm excited to call the action here in The Yard once again!
Dean: And action is what we got for you suckas! We got Roxxie G taking on surprise Outsider darling Whisper Mendoza.
Zybala: Then, it's a battle of Outsiders originals as the thug-tastic Guy Cashe takes on the only Outsiders grand slam champion, Uber-Man.
Dean: And for our main event, we got a three way Hazardous Ladders Match for the O.O.C. title! You got Tony the Spider! You got Hades! And you got the new champ, Dylan Thomas! But wait, there's more!
Zybala: Indeed there is! According to that guy over there, we will have the creepy Sadie Ko signing autographs for anyone who dares to get close.
Dean: But enough talking 'but the action. Mitch and Belvedere are waiting in the ring for us to shut up. Let's get this bitch started!
~ Indeed, the announcer and the ref are waiting patiently in the ring. The fans give them a loud, respectful round of applause. They quiet down as Belvedere starts to raise his microphone to get this party started. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to another Dystopia! The following match is your opening match of the evening and It's scheduled for….. one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first…he comes from "The Dirty Lew of Maine"... weighing 115 pounds, this is "Welfare Hustle" Guy Cashe!!
~ "Niggaz Jump Up" get played on YouTube and out comes the most ghetto, thug-tastic looking sadness you will ever see in your life. The crowd boos as this scrawny white boy steps out of the house. He tries to mean mug the crowd as he makes his way to the ring dressed in the most stereotypical whiteboy "thug" get up imaginable. He stumbles a few times trying to get in the ring, but he manages to make it.. Cashe acts as if he is getting cheered as he winks at some random lady in the crowd, who smiles and blushes?!?! Someone finds him attractive?? Guy looks even cockier as he leans against the ropes. The music stops and Zybala types something into the search bar. ~
Belvedere: And his opponent… hailing from his secret lair in Rancho Cucamonga, California. Weighing 190 pounds of justice, he is the Outsiders Grand Slam Champion!!! This is The UUUUUUUUUUUUUBER-MAN!!
~ "Hero" by Nickleback hits the speakers and The Yard is filled with deafening cheers as Uber-Man steps out of the house! He's in his usual costume with the Grand Slam belt over his shoulder. He makes his way down the ramp to a chorus of "UBER-MAN'' chants. He is taken aback by this love and looks misty eyed. Uber is high-fiving everyone he can on his way to the ring. Uber-Man reaches the ring and climbs up on the apron before stepping in through the ropes. He strikes a series of heroic poses in the ring as the music dies down. Belvedere takes the title with him as he leaves the ring as Mitch checks both wrestlers before starting the match. ~
Zybala: Uber getting all the love from The Yardies tonight.
Dean: The dude has done it all in Outsiders. He won all the belts in the Brack Friday Bunduru match. You know, we should do another one of those.
Zybala: You shut your filthy whore mouth! Those are a bitch to plan and I'll never do one again! Unless six people get together to build a big ass storyline, but how often does that happen in efedding?
~ Zybala and Dean stare knowingly at the camera after this statement. They're staring at YOU. As if daring you to try to get a working story together with five others. Anyways, we go back to the ring just in time to see Cashe and Uber-Man lock up. Cashe quickly brings a knee up to Uber's midsection, doubling him over. Cashe puts Uber-Man's head between his legs as the fans start booing! He tries to lift the superhero but Uber counters with a backdrop! Cashe lands on the mat hard and Uber-Man is about to mount a counter attack when a loud shriek stops him. Uber-Man and the fans turn towards the screams and we see the man from earlier who promised Sadie Ko has delivered… somewhat…
We see Sadie clutching the man close to her and trying to shove her hands down his mouth. Uber-Man, being the hero that he is, is about to leave the ring to save the poor soul, when a loud roar can be heard throughout The Yard. The fence explodes and the fans cheer as The Squashness Monster menacingly stomps into the backyard! Uber-Man whips his head towards the origins of the roar and visibly begins to lose color. He is willing to fight one monster, but two are straight up insane. Uber-Man heroically drags Cashe out of the ring and the two run screaming from The Yard! Squashness gives chase, as it is It's mission to attack anyone who doesn't drop a promo. It's tracks are stopped by Sadie standing in Its path. There is only room for one terror, and Sadie believes that it's her! Despite being a foot shorter, she takes a swing and hits the beast, reeling it backwards! Squashness quickly recovers and hits Sadie back!! She staggers a bit but still stands, weathering the mighty monster's blow! The Yardies can't get enough! ~
Dean: When did this become Japanese horror?! These Fuding kaijus are gonna destroy everything!
Zybala: Anything can happen in The Yard! Ghost versus Beast seems normal here. Though, I feel a handler may be upset with us.
Dean: Nah, sucka. They seem cool. They may roll with it.
~ The two monsters trade blows as they fight all over The Yard. Fans move out of the way as Sadie and Squashness get near them. Eventually, the two beasts tumble into the fence and out of The Yard. We can hear the fight rage on for a few moments before silence fills the air. An excited fan holds up a piece of paper, claiming it has Sadie's autograph on it. The happiness turns to terror as a ghostly pale hand reaches through the paper! The kid screams as her father grabs the paper and sets it on fire! The hand vanishes as the paper turns to ash. Zybala calls the man over and hands him a vial of a clear liquid. The man goes over to the pile of ashes and empties the liquid over it. ~
Dean: What the hell was that?!
Zybala: Holy water. I always carry some on me.
Dean: I don't wanna even know why.
Zybala: The supernatural is real, Dean!
Dean: Just cut to a commercial!
~ We go to a commercial for Equality. You should watch the show because Allton works very, very hard on it. Then we go to a commercial for Massacre. You should also watch because Will always works hard on it. Unless it's a bad week and he needs us to step up and help him. Then WE work hard on it. Either way, we go back to The Yard. "When You're Evil" by Voltaire hits the speakers and the Outsiders World Champion (and dashingly handsome GM of Equality) Lord Allton makes his way down to the Outsiders ring with Tank, Frankie, Vincenzo and Roxxie Gobbler in tow. The yardies are going nuts for their favourite Family. Lord Allton is helped into the ring by Tank while the Larossia brothers take care of Allton's chair. Allton gets back into his chair and Roxxie grabs a microphone. ~
Allton: Holy Poop, is it good to be home!
~ The Yardies cheer loudly! ~
Allton: You know.... my work on Tuesday Night Equality keeps me busy running the day to day admin of such fine programming and I love being the General Manager, don't get me wrong. But Outsiders will always be my home. Equality is my job.... -well, half of it - but here, in front of all of you sick, demented yardie freaks is where I will always hang my hat.
~ Allton smiles and the yardies cheer at being called sick, demented freaks. They know it to be true. ~
Allton: I'm here to address one man, and one man only tonight however. Jam G! You have been making waves over in OCW. You and Bob Grenier are on a tag team roll! Congratulations for that. Congratulations on the hard work that you have clearly been putting in. I'm not taking anything away from you. Look at where you started, to where you ARE. The Jam G train just keeps on rolling doesn't it? It's almost a shame that at Dystopia 25 that your train of good fortune is going to get derailed. Edward...Edward, I respect your talents, I do. But you're going to be facing me as World Champion now. Not Peter Vaughn.....
~ The yardies gasp at the name drop and boo. Allton smirks. ~
Allton:.......Can I not say that name anymore? Ooops. Not Soot Losem.... but me....Lord Robert Allton Culliford. The man that fights for the honour of Outsiders - showing the world that we're not all circus freaks. I'm the World Champion that these drunken assholes can be proud of and you're not going to get your Cinderella Story happy ending unless you really fight for it. So at Dystopia 25 be ready Eddie. Because my title is not going anywhere UNLESS YOU prove that you want it more than I do. And I've worked too hard and too long for you to take it away from me now!
~ Allton tosses the microphone to Belvedere and leaves the ring with the rest of The Family. ~
Zybala: Our world champ sending a message to his number one contender!
Dean: I'm just glad he didn't come out as the clown. Let's just get the next match going…
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first… She is the "Underdog Sweetheart"... she is Whisper Mendoza!!!
~ "Bette Davis Eyes" starts playing as Equality star Whisper Mendoza walks out to the ramp to a roaring ovation from the crowd. Whisper smiles and waves to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring as the fans sing the 80s hit while reaching out for high fives. Whisper obliges a few fans before she rolls into the ring to wait for her opponent. ~
Zybala: Whisper looks focused here tonight.
Dean: I would too if I got released from the "main" roster.
Zybala: Damn Duke trying to get rid of a lot of people with his version of The Purge.
Dean: But jokes on him. They still have an OCW home right here in The Yard!
Belvedere: And her opponent… making her return to The Yard….. she is an Equality superstar… This is Roxxie G!!
~ Roxy Roller" by Nick Gilder plays over the speakers and out walks Roxxie G to huge applause! She looks surprised but accepts them. It pays to be one of the faces of Equality. She walks into the ring as Belvedere gets out. Mitch lights up a blunt before calling for the bell. Roxxie doesn't question any of this. Allton must have warned her. Anyways, Whisper goes to lock up, but Roxxie hauls back and slaps the Poop out of Whisper! The Quiet One falls to the mat as a collective "OOOO!" goes throughout the crowd. ~
Dean: Hot damn! She slapped dat bitch like she owed her money!
Zybala: She slapped her so hard, I feel like I owe Roxxie money!
~ Whisper gets to her feet quickly. She looks more shocked than hurt. She boots Roxxie in the gut, steps behind her and hooks her around the waist. Whisper tries to lift Roxxie up, but she hooks her leg around Whisper's leg to block the attempt. Whisper tries again and manages to lift her opponent a little, but Roxxie still blocks. Whisper tries one more lift, and succeeds! Roxxie goes up, but wraps an arm around Whisper's head, shifts her momentum and bulldogs Mendoza to the mat! The Roxxie fans cheer loudly as Whisper hits the mat hard. Roxxie quickly covers her, but Whisper kicks out quickly after Mitch counts to one! Roxxie gets to her feet and drags Whisper up by the hair. She tosses Whisper into the ropes! Whisper bounces off. Roxxie goes for a clothesline, but Whisper ducks and keeps running. She hits the ropes as Roxxie turns around and goes for another clothesline, but Whisper ducks again! She runs into the ropes and bounces off again. Roxxie merely steps to the side and extends her foot, tripping Whisper! Whisper falls to the mat face first! ~
Zybala: That was a smart tactic. Whisper kept ducking everything, so Roxxie did something Whisper couldn't duck. Way to think on the fly.
Dean: Don't church it up, Sucka. She tripped the bitch. Plain and simple.
~ Whisper tries to push herself back up, but Roxxie shoves her back into the mat. Roxxie then rolls a struggling Whisper on her back. Whisper shoves her hands in Roxxie's face, trying to get some room as Roxxie fights to grab Whisper's head. Roxxie manages to get a good hold on one of Whisper's arms and contorts it as she grabs Whisper around the head as well. The Yardies give a huge pop when they see Roxxie lock in the Python Grip! Roxxie cinches in Lord Allton's version on the Anaconda Vise tightly on Whisper, who has no choice but to tap out! Mitch calls for the bell as the crowd cheers!! ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner via submission…. ROXXIE G!
~ Roxxie celebrates in win for a while as The Yardies cheer. She then goes to Whisper and helps her to her feet. Roxxie extends a hand and after some thinking, Whisper accepts! The two shake hands in a show of sportsWOMANship to a huge pop from The Yardies. They leave The Yard together as Zybala gets up from the announcer "table" and makes his way into the ring. The Yardies pop hard for the owner as he enters the ring and borrows the microphone from Belvedere. Zybala waits until the fans calm down before speaking. ~
Zybala: Hello friends! How we doing tonight?!
Yardies: (HUGE CHEER!!)
Zybala: I thought so! We try not to disappoint. Before we get to our main event, I have an announcement. As many of you know, Thaddeus Duke recently released a lot of wrestlers from the other OCW in a heartless manner. He even made poor Marcus Welsh do all the dirty work.
Yardies: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Zybala: I know! But Marcus wouldn't stand for it! He wasn't about to ruin that many lives. So he called me and asked me if Outsiders would be able to give these poor souls a place to work. Of course I said yes! Everyone is welcomed in The Yard…. Except ZyBalda. We know why.
Random Yardie: Fudge THAT GUY!
~ The Yardies cheer this hatred of ZyBalda. Let him stay on Equality. The cheering dies down and Zybala continues. ~
Zybala: Fudge that guy indeed. Regardless, with a new crop of talent coming to The Yard, I wondered what was the best way to showcase them. Then it came to me. We have had vacant Outsiders Tag Team titles ever since The Malvados left us, so why not use these new people to help crown new champs? That's why, starting on Dystopia 25, we will be starting The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament!! This tournament will take place over the next several shows until we crown new champs!! That's enough from me. Let's get the main event underway!
~ The Yardies cheer loudly in excitement for this announcement. Zybala hands Belvedere the microphone before leaving the ring and going back to join Dean. ~
Dean: Hell yah, Sucka! With all the new talent, anyone can claim those titles! Sure there is gonna be favorites, but I hope some new suckas win the gold.
Zybala: Whoever it is, they certainly will have deserved it. I'm excited to see who enters, and more importantly, who will win! But that's for the next shows. Now it's time for the main event!
Dean: Hazardous Ladders, baby!!
~ We go back to Belvedere again. The title is still hanging above the middle of the ring. Let's go!! ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your Main Event of the evening!! The following is a Hazardous Ladders Match for the Omnipresent Ongoing Clock Championship!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
~ The Yardies will NOT be denied. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first.. Emanating from Sally’s Doghouse…weighing in at 231 pounds…. This is Tony the Spider!
~”JUMP” by Van Halen hits!!! A loud ‘HAHAHA!’ is heard as a small, rotund figure begins to emerge from within the smoke. It’s TONY THE SPIDER! His circular shades cover his jovial eyes. He’s sporting the signature yellow TONY THE SPIDER spray painted t-shirt. He’s wearing a pair of black biker shorts to go along with an old, dirty pair of white, New Balance shoes. And, let’s not forget, the signature YELLOW fanny pack strapped around his waist. He begins the march down the lawn, jiving his head back and forth like a chicken to the music. He reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. The Yardies cheer as Tony stands up and poses for them, trying to show off his slightly toned physique which he got from HARD TRAINING AND NOT DRUGS LIKE SOME PEOPLE STILL THINK!! ~
Zybala: Tony has had some hard luck in The Yard in the past. Could tonight be his lucky break?
Dean: Anything can happen, Sucka. Especially when you don't know which ladder is gonna break.
~ The Van Halen song stops and Belvedere continues. ~
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…from the depths of the realm of the dead, he is the "God of the Underworld" Hades!!
~ "Down with the Sickness" by Disturbed
plays as Hades emerges from the house, followed by Zeus. Standing shoulder to shoulder, the two brothers from Olympus make their way to the ring as arrogantly as their tiny bodies will allow. Zeus climbs the steps. Hades rolls in under the bottom rope. Zeus finds a nearby corner and ascends, holding his arms out to soak in the worship. Hades drops to the mat and wiggles around, sticking his tongue out, trying to roll his eyes into the back of the head (only half achieved). He seems to be attempting to seduce people into joining him in the underworld. All of this ridiculousness stops and both men return to the mat, on their feet. Zeus rolls out of the ring as Hades and Tony wait for their opponent. ~
Dean: Hades has always come close to winning a few battle royals here in The Yard, but couldn't last. Could tonight finally be this sucka night?
Zybala: We're gonna find out soon! The champ is coming out next!
Belvedere: And their opponent, being accompanied by his wife Lissandra… he hails from Hollywood, California…. He is the O.O.C. champion…. He is 'Perfection Personified' Dylan Thomas!!!!
~ Belvedere leaves the ring as Zybala plays "Watch Me Shine" by Fozzy. The Yard explodes with cheers as Dylan Thomas walks into The Yard from the side of the garage! He is carrying a brand new ladder and is followed by his wife. Dylan and Lissandra make their way across the lawn, Lissie high-fiving lucky nearby fans and Dylan trying not to hit anyone with the ladder, not yet at least. Dylan sets the ladder near the ring and goes to kiss his wife before going into the ring. Mitch leaves the ring and takes a nearby seat in the crowd. He calls for the bell and starts the match! The three men run at each other and start swinging! Tony is hitting his trademark Spider Bite punches on Hades and Dylan, while Hades is chopping away at both opponents as Dylan is slugging away at whatever body part he can hit! It is a violent cluster Fudge and The Yardies love it! ~
Dean: Right from the start, these suckas are going all out!
Zybala: Why wouldn't they?! Dylan wants to keep his title, Tony wants to win the belt back, and Hades wants to finally win a championship.
Dean: Well, they're showing that desire now!
~ Dylan manages to land a solid punch on Hades' jaw, staggering the god back. Dylan then focuses on Tony as the two continue going at each other like a couple of boxers going all out in the 10th round. Thomas swings a huge haymaker, but Tony ducks under it and grabs Dylan in a bear hug!! He lifts the A-Lister up and tries to spin him around for the Spider Roll, but a recovered Hades jumps on Dylan's back! The weight is too much for Tony and he falls backwards as his opponents fall on top of him! Hades quickly gets up, being the man on top of the pile and quickly runs to a corner. The fans begin to boo as Hades climbs the turnbuckle and reaches up to the X ropes! Dylan is trying to get off of a flailing Tony, who is somehow holding on to Dylan while he's trying to push Dylan off. Hades starts to move towards the championship, but his arms give out on him! Hades releases the ropes and lands on the mat feet first. ~
Dean: Smart thinking from the sucka god. He didn't waste any time trying to get a ladder. He just went for the belt using the X!
Zybala: But that defeats the point of the ladder stipulation!
Dean: Less chance of a ladder breaking while they climb it.
Zybala: Good point.
~ Hades is shaking his legs, trying to shake off the effect of the fall. He doesn't notice Dylan sneaking up behind him. Dylan grabs Hades and throws him through the ropes out of the ring! Hades lands on the grass as Tony tries to sneak up on Dylan to throw him out as well, but Dylan reverses and throws Tony over the top rope! The Spider lands on top of Hades hard. Dylan looks up at the title hanging and back at the two men struggling to stand up. He shrugs and starts to rhythmically clap his hands and The Yardies join him. Dylan starts bouncing on his feet, runs at the opposite ropes, bounces off of them to build up steam and charges! He runs at the ropes and dives through them, hitting Tony and Hades with a diving tackle! All three men hit the grass hard as Dylan takes outta his two opponents! The fans cheer loudly as Dylan pops to his feet and starts digging around under the ring. ~
Dean: Why's that sucka looking under the ring? He brought a ladder wit him..
Zybala: Maybe he wants to find a different ladder to build anticipation? Make things more exciting? Unlike 95% of the "main" roster, Dylan doesn't mind putting on a show in The Yard!
~ Thomas pops his head out from under the ring to flash Zybala a quick thumbs up before he goes back to rummaging under the ring. The crowd cheers when he pulls out a rusty ladder! Hades and Tony looks up from the grass in terror as Dylan holds the ladder high above his head. Dylan brings the ladder down and Hades lets out a shriek of horror! The ladder disintegrates just before it hits Tony and Hades, breaking into old, rusty pieces. Hades scream turns into one of pain as we see so rust flakes fall into his eyes! He gets up and runs into the house, followed by Zeus to help clean out his eyes. Dylan watches them and shrugs, allowing Tony enough time to get up and slap on a sleeper hold on Thomas! The crowd boos this dastardly behind attack as Dylan struggles to get Tony off of him.
Dylan leans forward, lifting Tony off of the ground, and charges backwards into the ring! Tony collides hard into the ring edge, shaking it, but his grip doesn't waver! Dylan steps forward a few steps and slams backwards again! Again Tony causes the ring to shake but still won't let go! Dylan repeats this process and third times the charm! As Tony hits the ring for the third time, his grip loosens and he slumps off of Thomas to the grass. The fans cheer as Dylan catches his breath. The cheers turn to boos as Hades comes running from the house, face dripping wet and eyes red from the rust and agitation. The god runs full steam at Dylan and tackles him into the corner post, shaking it and the ring. Dylan, still a bit tired from Tony, slumps down against the pole. Hades turns and looks at Tony who's still down, and takes this chance to go under the ring. There is a cheer when he pulls out another ladder and slides it in the ring. Hades climbs in the ring and sets the ladder up under the title. ~
Dean: We may have a new champ! The Spider's out! Thomas is out! The sucka god is all alone!
Zybala: I wouldn't say they're out. More mildly hurt and inconvenienced.
Dean: Lemme ask you something?
Zybala: Shoot.
Dean: They outta the ring, right?
Zybala: Right.
Dean: Then they out!
Zybala: Alright, geez!
~ Hades starts his climb! The Yardies boo the god as he moves up rung by rung slowly, testing each step to avoid breaking the ladder if he can. From the crowd, someone in a white full bodysuit with a red cross on it runs into the ring! It's SUNDAY!!! They start to shake the ladder as Hades looks down and yells for them to go away. The ladder starts to break and Hades hops down to the mat and promptly gets attacked by The Last Day of the Week! Zeus is about to storm the ring to help his brother when another person in a white full bodysuit wearing a dirty college football jersey gets up from the crowd and tackles Zeus. The pair start rolling around in the grass trying to punch away at each other. Sunday throws Hades from the ring and follows him out. They promptly start fighting as well! ~
Dean: It's the Weekend! Saturday and Sunday are back in The Yard and the suckas are attacking The Greek Gods!
Zybala: The Weekend sending the gods a message! I guess they want in the tag tournament to get the title shots they were supposed to get against The Malvados!
Dean: But we just announced it today!
Zybala: And they were in the crowd today when we made the announcement.
Dean: Touché.
~ As The Gods battle The Weekend, Tony has crawled over to the good ladder Dylan brought in The Yard. Dylan gets to the ladder at the same time and the two are right next to each other, staring at one another, daring the other to make the first move. Tony quickly unzips his fanny-pack and reaches inside. He grabs something and pulls it out. He opens his hand and blows CHEETO DUST into the eyes of Dylan Thomas!! Dylan starts wiping at his eyes as Tony takes the ladder and runs into the ring with it! Lissandra grabs a bottle of water and runs over to help her husband while Tony sets up the ladder! He gives it a few shakes to make sure it's good. It is! Tony starts to climb up the ladder when the ladder shakes! Tony looks around confused and sees Hades tackle Sunday into the ring post, shaking the post and the ring. Tony yells at the to stop. He's an Outsiders veteran; he knows that the ring can be flimsy at times. He takes another step up and there is another tremor as Hades drives his shoulder into Sunday's stomach. Tony climbs quicker and he is almost there! His hand reaches the title and it, plus the ropes holding it up, fall to the mat!! Tony looks around confused and sees that Sunday and Hades have knocked over one of the outside poles!!! Tony is about to climb down the ladder when he sees a wet faced Dylan Thomas run to the ring edge and start pulling at falling ropes and the O.O.C. title! Tony hops down and tries to grab the title, the ropes, anything! But Dylan pulls the ropes out and frees the championship!! He holds it up as the bell rings and The Yard explodes with cheers! ~
Belvedere: Here is your winner… and STILL O.O.C. Champion….. DYLAN THOMAS!!
Dean: What a match! The Spider looked like he was gonna be a two time champ, but the outside fighting took that away!
Zybala: Dylan took advantage of a ring mishap and is walking away with his belt. What a Dystopia! And if the fighting between the Gods and The Weekend is anything to go by, Dystopia is only going to get better!
Dean: And we got Sucka Lord defending the world title against JAM G at the next show! Speaking of Family members, it looks like Frankie is coming out to congratulate his stable partner.
~ Frankie does indeed come out from the house clapping for Dylan. Thomas smiles and the pair hug before they, along with Lissandra, head back to the house. They walk past Mitch, still sitting in the crowd, and Frankie takes a step back. He quickly grabs Dylan and rolls him up with a surprise pin!! Mitch jumps out of his chair and goes to make the count as Frankie grabs a fistfull of tights for more leverage! ~
Mitch: 1…….2…….3!!
~ Frankie gets up, grabs the O.O.C. title and runs past a fighting Saturday and Zeus. The pair stop fighting and look at the title and give chase! Lissandra helps Dylan to his feet. He's shaking his head and chuckling softly. We hear a car door slam closed, and then the peeling of tires on pavement as another Dystopia is in the books. ~
