Post by zybala on Mar 19, 2024 8:23:09 GMT -5
~ Welcome back to your guilty efed pleasure. Welcome to Outsiders as we bring you DYSTOPIA 27!! This tournament has motivated me to post somewhat frequent shows! The Yard is looking great as always. The Mariachi Band knows how to maintain a yard. The Yardies are filling in the seats, excited for the action that they can only get in The Yard. The Eastern European and Emilio are at their usual post by the grills to feed the drunk and hungry. The port-o-potties have been cleaned and sanitized, so if you get the crabs, don't blame us.
The Mariachi Band is playing "The Nowhere Generation", the official theme song of Outsiders! The fans love it. You love it. We all love it. It's a great song that truly defines Outsiders. Mitch and Belvedere are waiting in the ring, Belvedere is looking professional as always, and Mitch is….well, he's being Mitch. Y'all know what he's about. The refrigerator box/announcer table is standing proudly. Behind the "table" is the original Outsider Dean. He's joined as always by Mike Zybala. They look ready to start the show. ~
Dean: Whaddup suckas!! It's Dystopia time! I'm President Dean! He's Mikey Z! And this is OUTSIDERS!
Zybala: Hello fans! The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament continues under way tonight as we have two more tourney matches!
Dean: You're gonna see Resist and Disorder take on White Trash and La Influence vs The Family of A-Listers in exciting tourney action!
Zybala: But first, we open the shoe with Vicky Stone versus Whisper Mendoza with Gilbert as special ref. Mitch! Hit the bricks for a while.
Dean: Belvedere! Start this Poop!
~ Mitch leaves the ring and spots some fans smoking pot. He instantly gravitates to them as Belvedere stands professionally in the ring. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 27 episode of DYSTOPIA! The following match is our opening match of the show and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first…he is the special ref for the match…. He is a former Omnipresent Ongoing Clock Champion…. Please welcome…. GILBERT!
~ "Sexy Boy" hits the speakers. The fans give a polite ovation as a referee shirt clad Gilbert enters The Yard. Except one fan, who is booing Gilbert viciously. Our camera peaks over and we see The Nickleman!! This seems to unsettle Gilbert as he looks nervous when entering the ring, unsure as to why he is here. Belvedere continues… ~
Belvedere: Introducing the first competitor… hailing from the quietest places she can find….. She is the "Underdog Sweetheart"... she is Whisper!!!
~ "Bette Davis Eyes" starts playing as Equality star Whisper Mendoza walks out to the ramp to a roaring ovation from the crowd. Whisper smiles and waves to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring as the fans sing the 80s hit while reaching out for high fives. Whisper obliges a few fans before she rolls into the ring to wait for her opponent. Nickleman catcalls Whisper. Zybala and Dean try to ignore The Nickleman. ~
Zybala: After great performances at Access Denied and LADIES NIGHT, Whisper has become a huge fan favorite in The Yard.
Dean: The Yardies love who they love. Other people see third string athletes, we see future Outsiders stars!
~ The music stops as Gilbert nervously checks Whisper. He mumbles about loving Alice and not wanting to cheat. Whisper kindly assures him it's not cheating and Alice would undoubtedly understand. Nickleman shouts that Gilbert is a dirty cheater and Alice deserves better. Belvedere raises the microphone again. ~
Belvedere: And her opponent.. Hailing from Hollywood California… weighing 125lb…. She is VICKY STONE!!
~ The Yardies cheer as "Hollywood" by Madonna hits the speakers and out walks Vicky Stone. Unlike the last time she was here, Vicky is looking sober and focused. ~
Dean: Stone looks determined tonight, sucka!
Zybala: I'm not sure she will be at the end of the night…
Dean: What you mean, Z?
Zybala: I told her, if she showed up, I would pay her that top going rate for Outsiders.
Dean: And?
Zybala: I didn't tell her it was only 50 bucks…
Dean: Aw Poop….
~ Stone gets into the ring, and she hears Zybala, because the color commentator microphones are hooked up right to the speakers. Nickleman tries to get a "CHEAPSKATE" started and a few fans actually join in. Stone swears loudly and looks very angry. Gilbert walks over and is very nervous about checking her for weapons, for the same Alice reasons. Vicky just groans and yells at Gilbert to signal for the bell. Flustered, he does as told. Whisper walks over to Vicky looking for a lock up but Vicky ain't having none of that. She's pissed about the money situation. Vicky kicks Whisper like she's trying to make her foot come out of Whisper's back! Whisper doubles over and Stone hits her with a Stunner!! Whisper falls to the mat out cold as Vicky covers her. Gilbert makes the count.~
Gilbert: One…..Two……. THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner…. VICKY STONE!!!
~ Stone just rolls under the ring and storms into the house. ~
Dean: Damn! She piiiiiiiissssed!! That has to be our fastest match ever!
Zybala: I'll smooth things over with her after the show.
~ As Stone storms in the house, Marcus Welsh storms out. He marches right up to Zybala, holding his cellphone in front of him. Zybala sights. ~
Welsh: The WiFi is down and Netflix isn't working and I can't watch Bridgerton!!
Zybala: Did you check if the router got accidentally unplugged??
~ Welsh looks at Zybala with a confused look on his face. ~
Welsh: Route…..eerrr??
Zybala: The thing that makes the WiFi works….
Welsh: Oh…. Greg usually did that stuff….
Nickleman: THE DUMBASS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A ROUTER IS!! NO WONDER HE LOST OCW TO THAD!!
~ Welsh turns to glare at Nickleman who is beside himself with laughter. Zybala gets up and leads Marcus into the house. A few minutes later Zybala walks back out alone. He sits next to Dean once more. ~
Zybala: WiFi is back up. It came unplugged somehow.
Dean: Man, when are we gonna kick him out? It's been like two months! He keeps eating all the Spaghetti-Os. He ain't the only one who likes them!
Zybala: I know, I know. He'll get back on his feet in no time.
Dean: He can at least contribute around here. He hasn't done anything since calling your match.
Nickleman: AND HE SUCKED AT THAT!!
Zybala: Belvedere! Just announce the next match please!
~ Belvedere gets in the ring and raises the microphone. ~
Belvedere: The following match is a first round match in The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…. At a combined weight of 310 pounds….. Guy Cashe and Soot Losem…. They are WHITE TRASH!!!
~ "White and Nerdy" by 'Weird' Al Yankovic starts to play and Guy and Soot walk out into The Yard. Soot looks around for Pokémon and Guy looks around at the ladies. He tries flirting with them, who turns him down. Guy gets made at Soot for cramping his style. They enter the ring as the song from one of the greatest musical minds in history stops playing. ~
Zybala: Great song right there.
Dean: Weird Al is the voice of a generation! Everyone should watch his biopic movie on The Roku Channel!
Zybala: The Roku Channel! Buying advertisement spots on Outsiders since 2019!
Nickleman: CHEAP PLUG FOR A CHEAPER SHOW AND SERVICE!!!
~ Before Belvedere can continue, a loud roar can be heard! The fans cheer and Dean swears as The Squashness Monster bursts his way through the fence and into The Yard!!! He menacingly stomps towards the ring as Cashe and Soot shake in fear! They both have fallen victim to the beast before. They are petrified as the Monster gets into the ring and hits Soot with a running bigfoot!! Soot falls to the mat and Squashness turns to Cashe. The Monster wraps its hands….paws…..claws…. Let's go with paws… around the neck of Cashe and lift him up in the air with such force!!! It's akin to an adult tossing a child in the air while playing with them. Unlike the fun activity, Squashness catches Cashe on the way down with a powerbomb right onto Soot!!! The Monster leaves the ring and exits The Yard by putting another hole in the fence! ~
Dean: Why does he hate the fence?!?!?
Zybala: No idea, but as soon as Resist and Disorder come out, they'll have an easy time.
~ Instead of The Strader family members, Marcus Welsh steps out again. Some fans cheer the man whom this tournament is named after, but others, especially The Nickleman, boo. The Nickleman throws beer cans towards Welsh, who dodges them. He goes up to Zybala. ~
Welsh: Ummm… I forgot to tell you this, but Meghan called and said they won't make it.
Zybala: Why did they call you and not me?
Welsh: They left a message on the house phone. I forgot to tell you. My bad.
Dean: Well, damn. Who goin' fight now?
~ Vicky Stone comes charging out of the house, dragging a perturbed and drunk looking Fanny behind her. They head to the ring and slides in. Mitch looks to Zybala who just shrugs and says go ahead with it. Fanny and Vicky both watch Guy and Soot get to their feet and Mitch calls for the bell. Both women boot the men in the stomach before hitting stereo Stunners!! White Trash is laid out once more as Vicky throws Fanny on top of Soot while Stone covers Cashe. Mitch makes the count! ~
Mitch: One……
2…….
THREE!!!!!
Belvedere: Here are your winners…. FANNY AND VICKY STONE!!!
~ No music plays as Fanny celebrates and Stone looks satisfied with himself. Nickleman is yelling at Welsh sucking at every job he does, even a secretary! Welsh starts to walk to Nickleman with his fists balled. Nickleman laughs and gets up, telling Welsh to bring it. Head of (and only) Security Lucas Thames gets in Nickleman's way as Zybala drags Welsh into the house. Zybala shoves Welsh into the living room, unpauses Bridgerton and tells Welsh to calm down. Welsh begrudgingly agrees and watches his show. Zybala walks back into The Yard, not noticing Lord Allton, Lissandra Thomas and Roxxie Gobbler of the A-List Family are sitting in the kitchen with Allton drinking a cup of tea. ~
Lissandra: It’s baking out here in Florida today! How are you drinking that?
Allton: Like this.
~ Allton takes a slurp with a smile.~
Lissandra: You know what I mean.
Allton: How is Dylan?
Lissandra: He’s never had this many losses in one go before…
Allton: Well as you know I put him through his paces the other day. This tournament could be just what he needs to get him out of this rut.
Lissandra: Assuming that he wins it.
~ Allton is about to answer when Dylan Thomas enters the room on Frankie’s shoulders. ~
Dylan: Woooo! Let’s do this big guy!
Frankie: Duck.
~ Dylan smacks his head on the door frame as they exit into the yard. ~
Dylan: Ow!!!
Allton: He told you to duck.
Dylan: Yeah. Come on Lissie, let’s go.
~ Lissandra stands up with a nod as Dylan and Frankie enter The Yard and follow them out. Allton wheels to the doorway still with his cup of tea in hand. Roxxie Gobbler stands next to him putting a hand over his shoulders and he puts a hand on her waist. ~
Allton: Break a leg, you two! Preferably one of the girls of the Influence.
~ Allton then waves to Zybala and Dean as Thomas and Frankie walk down the grass. Zybala didn't expect them to come out so soon. Belvedere didn't even get to announce them. Dean is scrambling through the YouTube playlist and can't seem to find any A-List or The Family music. He just hits random and hopes for the best. ~
~ Frankie looks bemused and Dylan lets out a laugh. Lissandra doesn't recognize the song, but you do if you had a good childhood. The A-List Family get in the ring and wave at the cheering fans. The Yardies love these guys. Strange, considering these guys were the biggest villains in Outsiders when they first showed up. The music dies down, then kicks up again as "Send Me Your Money" by Suicidal Tendencies starts to play. Delia Black, Claudia Frost and their lawyer Christopher J. Wrigley step out from the house. The Influencers get an enormous negative reaction from The Yardies. Nickleman is particularly harsh with his words towards the group. They get to the ring as Black and Frost get in as Wrigley waits in their corner. The ladies do some more Instagram and TicToc stuff before handing their phones to the lawyer. The music fades and Belvedere finally can do his job. ~
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall…
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: And it is your tag team tournament Main Event of the evening!! Introducing first the team to my right…. Both hailing from The Murder Capital of the World, Santa Carla, California….. accompanied by their lawyer Christopher J. Wrigley….. at a combined weight of 265 pounds…… Delia Black, Claudia Frost……THE INFLUENCE!!!
~ The fans boo as the ladies couldn't care less about these haters. The boos lessen and Belvedere continues…~
Belvedere: And their opponents…the team to my left…… hailing from Little Italy, New York and Hollywood, California respectively…. accompanied by Lissandra Thomas…. at a combined weight of 775 pounds……. They are Frankie Larossia and Dylan Thomas…. THE A-LIST FAMILY!!!
~ The cheers from the fans are loud enough that we'll probably get a noise complaint from the neighbors. Belvedere exits the ring as Mitch checks all competitors. He actually finds a pair of brass knuckles in Frankie's pocket! Mitch takes the weapon and gives Frankie an "Oh, you" type of attitude as Frankie just smiles and shrugs. What a scamp. After checking everybody and making sure there are no more hidden weapons, Mitch signals the start of the match. Frankie starts off for his team as Black starts for hers. She rushes at Frankie and starts hitting and kicking away at him with everything she's got. It hurts Frankie a little, but the big guy isn't really affected by the strikes. ~
Zybala: Delia trying to take down the giant Frankie, but with no results!
Dean: The sucka is 2 feet taller and 400 pounds heavier. Bitch ain't gonna do Poop to the big guy.
~ Delia, realizing that she is in fact doing Poop, goes to tag in Claudia. Both women then go to attack Frankie, who is amused at the feeble attempts. He actually bends over to allow them to try a double suplex as Dylan laughs at the gentlemanly act. The Influencers try to lift the huge man up for the suplex, but it doesn't work. Frankie even hops up on his feet to try and help them, just for a laugh, but they can't get him up. Mitch as even foregone the standard warnings to Delia for her to leave the ring, just to see if they can lift the giant. After a few tries, Frankie pushes the women off of him. He goes over to Delia, lifts her up and places her over the ropes in her corner. He pats her on the head and turns to face Claudia, who rushes in with a spear!! ~
Dean: Dat bitch is trying to spear the huge sucka!!
Zybala: And she fails! Frankie just caught her as easily as a child. This isn't good for Frost. Frankie lifts her up!!
Dean: And she gonna have to change her name to Out Cold! What a powerbomb!!
~ Claudia is laid out on the mat and Frankie casually steps over her on the way to his corner. He tags in Dylan, who rushes over to clock Delia in the face with a forearm! Delia falls off the apron to the grace and Dylan turns his attention to Frost. He drags the barely conscious woman to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders. The Yardies cheer in anticipation as Thomas walks to the center of the ring. He hoists Frost up and falls to his back, bringing up his knees! He nails the gutbuster Perfect Finish and rolls Frost off of him. Dylan rolls the influencer to her back and makes the cover! ~
Mitch: One……
Two……
THREE!!!
~ The bell rings as Lissandra and Frankie gets in the ring to celebrate with Thomas. The music from earlier starts playing as Zybala didn't feel like searching. ~
Belvedere: Here are your winners… and moving on in the Tournament…THE A-LIST FAMILY!!!
Zybala: Another show in the books and another team moving on in the tourney!
Dean: The semi finals are shaping up as we get our last two spots filled on the next Dystopia.
Zybala: I have no clue who's gonna win the whole thing. Too many good teams in this thing.
Dean: My money is on S.E.X. taking the whole thing.
Zybala: We'll find out soon enough, but that's foe another night. For Dean, I'm Mike Zybala, saying Good Fight, Good Night!
~ The A-List Family is still celebrating in the ring as the show fades to black. And don't forget to check out tonight's Massacre!! ~
The Mariachi Band is playing "The Nowhere Generation", the official theme song of Outsiders! The fans love it. You love it. We all love it. It's a great song that truly defines Outsiders. Mitch and Belvedere are waiting in the ring, Belvedere is looking professional as always, and Mitch is….well, he's being Mitch. Y'all know what he's about. The refrigerator box/announcer table is standing proudly. Behind the "table" is the original Outsider Dean. He's joined as always by Mike Zybala. They look ready to start the show. ~
Dean: Whaddup suckas!! It's Dystopia time! I'm President Dean! He's Mikey Z! And this is OUTSIDERS!
Zybala: Hello fans! The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament continues under way tonight as we have two more tourney matches!
Dean: You're gonna see Resist and Disorder take on White Trash and La Influence vs The Family of A-Listers in exciting tourney action!
Zybala: But first, we open the shoe with Vicky Stone versus Whisper Mendoza with Gilbert as special ref. Mitch! Hit the bricks for a while.
Dean: Belvedere! Start this Poop!
~ Mitch leaves the ring and spots some fans smoking pot. He instantly gravitates to them as Belvedere stands professionally in the ring. ~
Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 27 episode of DYSTOPIA! The following match is our opening match of the show and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: Introducing first…he is the special ref for the match…. He is a former Omnipresent Ongoing Clock Champion…. Please welcome…. GILBERT!
~ "Sexy Boy" hits the speakers. The fans give a polite ovation as a referee shirt clad Gilbert enters The Yard. Except one fan, who is booing Gilbert viciously. Our camera peaks over and we see The Nickleman!! This seems to unsettle Gilbert as he looks nervous when entering the ring, unsure as to why he is here. Belvedere continues… ~
Belvedere: Introducing the first competitor… hailing from the quietest places she can find….. She is the "Underdog Sweetheart"... she is Whisper!!!
~ "Bette Davis Eyes" starts playing as Equality star Whisper Mendoza walks out to the ramp to a roaring ovation from the crowd. Whisper smiles and waves to the crowd. She then makes her way to the ring as the fans sing the 80s hit while reaching out for high fives. Whisper obliges a few fans before she rolls into the ring to wait for her opponent. Nickleman catcalls Whisper. Zybala and Dean try to ignore The Nickleman. ~
Zybala: After great performances at Access Denied and LADIES NIGHT, Whisper has become a huge fan favorite in The Yard.
Dean: The Yardies love who they love. Other people see third string athletes, we see future Outsiders stars!
~ The music stops as Gilbert nervously checks Whisper. He mumbles about loving Alice and not wanting to cheat. Whisper kindly assures him it's not cheating and Alice would undoubtedly understand. Nickleman shouts that Gilbert is a dirty cheater and Alice deserves better. Belvedere raises the microphone again. ~
Belvedere: And her opponent.. Hailing from Hollywood California… weighing 125lb…. She is VICKY STONE!!
~ The Yardies cheer as "Hollywood" by Madonna hits the speakers and out walks Vicky Stone. Unlike the last time she was here, Vicky is looking sober and focused. ~
Dean: Stone looks determined tonight, sucka!
Zybala: I'm not sure she will be at the end of the night…
Dean: What you mean, Z?
Zybala: I told her, if she showed up, I would pay her that top going rate for Outsiders.
Dean: And?
Zybala: I didn't tell her it was only 50 bucks…
Dean: Aw Poop….
~ Stone gets into the ring, and she hears Zybala, because the color commentator microphones are hooked up right to the speakers. Nickleman tries to get a "CHEAPSKATE" started and a few fans actually join in. Stone swears loudly and looks very angry. Gilbert walks over and is very nervous about checking her for weapons, for the same Alice reasons. Vicky just groans and yells at Gilbert to signal for the bell. Flustered, he does as told. Whisper walks over to Vicky looking for a lock up but Vicky ain't having none of that. She's pissed about the money situation. Vicky kicks Whisper like she's trying to make her foot come out of Whisper's back! Whisper doubles over and Stone hits her with a Stunner!! Whisper falls to the mat out cold as Vicky covers her. Gilbert makes the count.~
Gilbert: One…..Two……. THREE!!
Belvedere: Here is your winner…. VICKY STONE!!!
~ Stone just rolls under the ring and storms into the house. ~
Dean: Damn! She piiiiiiiissssed!! That has to be our fastest match ever!
Zybala: I'll smooth things over with her after the show.
~ As Stone storms in the house, Marcus Welsh storms out. He marches right up to Zybala, holding his cellphone in front of him. Zybala sights. ~
Welsh: The WiFi is down and Netflix isn't working and I can't watch Bridgerton!!
Zybala: Did you check if the router got accidentally unplugged??
~ Welsh looks at Zybala with a confused look on his face. ~
Welsh: Route…..eerrr??
Zybala: The thing that makes the WiFi works….
Welsh: Oh…. Greg usually did that stuff….
Nickleman: THE DUMBASS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A ROUTER IS!! NO WONDER HE LOST OCW TO THAD!!
~ Welsh turns to glare at Nickleman who is beside himself with laughter. Zybala gets up and leads Marcus into the house. A few minutes later Zybala walks back out alone. He sits next to Dean once more. ~
Zybala: WiFi is back up. It came unplugged somehow.
Dean: Man, when are we gonna kick him out? It's been like two months! He keeps eating all the Spaghetti-Os. He ain't the only one who likes them!
Zybala: I know, I know. He'll get back on his feet in no time.
Dean: He can at least contribute around here. He hasn't done anything since calling your match.
Nickleman: AND HE SUCKED AT THAT!!
Zybala: Belvedere! Just announce the next match please!
~ Belvedere gets in the ring and raises the microphone. ~
Belvedere: The following match is a first round match in The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament and it is scheduled for one fall!
Yardies: ONE FALL!!!
Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…. At a combined weight of 310 pounds….. Guy Cashe and Soot Losem…. They are WHITE TRASH!!!
~ "White and Nerdy" by 'Weird' Al Yankovic starts to play and Guy and Soot walk out into The Yard. Soot looks around for Pokémon and Guy looks around at the ladies. He tries flirting with them, who turns him down. Guy gets made at Soot for cramping his style. They enter the ring as the song from one of the greatest musical minds in history stops playing. ~
Zybala: Great song right there.
Dean: Weird Al is the voice of a generation! Everyone should watch his biopic movie on The Roku Channel!
Zybala: The Roku Channel! Buying advertisement spots on Outsiders since 2019!
Nickleman: CHEAP PLUG FOR A CHEAPER SHOW AND SERVICE!!!
~ Before Belvedere can continue, a loud roar can be heard! The fans cheer and Dean swears as The Squashness Monster bursts his way through the fence and into The Yard!!! He menacingly stomps towards the ring as Cashe and Soot shake in fear! They both have fallen victim to the beast before. They are petrified as the Monster gets into the ring and hits Soot with a running bigfoot!! Soot falls to the mat and Squashness turns to Cashe. The Monster wraps its hands….paws…..claws…. Let's go with paws… around the neck of Cashe and lift him up in the air with such force!!! It's akin to an adult tossing a child in the air while playing with them. Unlike the fun activity, Squashness catches Cashe on the way down with a powerbomb right onto Soot!!! The Monster leaves the ring and exits The Yard by putting another hole in the fence! ~
Dean: Why does he hate the fence?!?!?
Zybala: No idea, but as soon as Resist and Disorder come out, they'll have an easy time.
~ Instead of The Strader family members, Marcus Welsh steps out again. Some fans cheer the man whom this tournament is named after, but others, especially The Nickleman, boo. The Nickleman throws beer cans towards Welsh, who dodges them. He goes up to Zybala. ~
Welsh: Ummm… I forgot to tell you this, but Meghan called and said they won't make it.
Zybala: Why did they call you and not me?
Welsh: They left a message on the house phone. I forgot to tell you. My bad.
Dean: Well, damn. Who goin' fight now?
~ Vicky Stone comes charging out of the house, dragging a perturbed and drunk looking Fanny behind her. They head to the ring and slides in. Mitch looks to Zybala who just shrugs and says go ahead with it. Fanny and Vicky both watch Guy and Soot get to their feet and Mitch calls for the bell. Both women boot the men in the stomach before hitting stereo Stunners!! White Trash is laid out once more as Vicky throws Fanny on top of Soot while Stone covers Cashe. Mitch makes the count! ~
Mitch: One……
2…….
THREE!!!!!
Belvedere: Here are your winners…. FANNY AND VICKY STONE!!!
~ No music plays as Fanny celebrates and Stone looks satisfied with himself. Nickleman is yelling at Welsh sucking at every job he does, even a secretary! Welsh starts to walk to Nickleman with his fists balled. Nickleman laughs and gets up, telling Welsh to bring it. Head of (and only) Security Lucas Thames gets in Nickleman's way as Zybala drags Welsh into the house. Zybala shoves Welsh into the living room, unpauses Bridgerton and tells Welsh to calm down. Welsh begrudgingly agrees and watches his show. Zybala walks back into The Yard, not noticing Lord Allton, Lissandra Thomas and Roxxie Gobbler of the A-List Family are sitting in the kitchen with Allton drinking a cup of tea. ~
Lissandra: It’s baking out here in Florida today! How are you drinking that?
Allton: Like this.
~ Allton takes a slurp with a smile.~
Lissandra: You know what I mean.
Allton: How is Dylan?
Lissandra: He’s never had this many losses in one go before…
Allton: Well as you know I put him through his paces the other day. This tournament could be just what he needs to get him out of this rut.
Lissandra: Assuming that he wins it.
~ Allton is about to answer when Dylan Thomas enters the room on Frankie’s shoulders. ~
Dylan: Woooo! Let’s do this big guy!
Frankie: Duck.
~ Dylan smacks his head on the door frame as they exit into the yard. ~
Dylan: Ow!!!
Allton: He told you to duck.
Dylan: Yeah. Come on Lissie, let’s go.
~ Lissandra stands up with a nod as Dylan and Frankie enter The Yard and follow them out. Allton wheels to the doorway still with his cup of tea in hand. Roxxie Gobbler stands next to him putting a hand over his shoulders and he puts a hand on her waist. ~
Allton: Break a leg, you two! Preferably one of the girls of the Influence.
~ Allton then waves to Zybala and Dean as Thomas and Frankie walk down the grass. Zybala didn't expect them to come out so soon. Belvedere didn't even get to announce them. Dean is scrambling through the YouTube playlist and can't seem to find any A-List or The Family music. He just hits random and hopes for the best. ~
~ Frankie looks bemused and Dylan lets out a laugh. Lissandra doesn't recognize the song, but you do if you had a good childhood. The A-List Family get in the ring and wave at the cheering fans. The Yardies love these guys. Strange, considering these guys were the biggest villains in Outsiders when they first showed up. The music dies down, then kicks up again as "Send Me Your Money" by Suicidal Tendencies starts to play. Delia Black, Claudia Frost and their lawyer Christopher J. Wrigley step out from the house. The Influencers get an enormous negative reaction from The Yardies. Nickleman is particularly harsh with his words towards the group. They get to the ring as Black and Frost get in as Wrigley waits in their corner. The ladies do some more Instagram and TicToc stuff before handing their phones to the lawyer. The music fades and Belvedere finally can do his job. ~
Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall…
Yardies: ONE FALL!!
Belvedere: And it is your tag team tournament Main Event of the evening!! Introducing first the team to my right…. Both hailing from The Murder Capital of the World, Santa Carla, California….. accompanied by their lawyer Christopher J. Wrigley….. at a combined weight of 265 pounds…… Delia Black, Claudia Frost……THE INFLUENCE!!!
~ The fans boo as the ladies couldn't care less about these haters. The boos lessen and Belvedere continues…~
Belvedere: And their opponents…the team to my left…… hailing from Little Italy, New York and Hollywood, California respectively…. accompanied by Lissandra Thomas…. at a combined weight of 775 pounds……. They are Frankie Larossia and Dylan Thomas…. THE A-LIST FAMILY!!!
~ The cheers from the fans are loud enough that we'll probably get a noise complaint from the neighbors. Belvedere exits the ring as Mitch checks all competitors. He actually finds a pair of brass knuckles in Frankie's pocket! Mitch takes the weapon and gives Frankie an "Oh, you" type of attitude as Frankie just smiles and shrugs. What a scamp. After checking everybody and making sure there are no more hidden weapons, Mitch signals the start of the match. Frankie starts off for his team as Black starts for hers. She rushes at Frankie and starts hitting and kicking away at him with everything she's got. It hurts Frankie a little, but the big guy isn't really affected by the strikes. ~
Zybala: Delia trying to take down the giant Frankie, but with no results!
Dean: The sucka is 2 feet taller and 400 pounds heavier. Bitch ain't gonna do Poop to the big guy.
~ Delia, realizing that she is in fact doing Poop, goes to tag in Claudia. Both women then go to attack Frankie, who is amused at the feeble attempts. He actually bends over to allow them to try a double suplex as Dylan laughs at the gentlemanly act. The Influencers try to lift the huge man up for the suplex, but it doesn't work. Frankie even hops up on his feet to try and help them, just for a laugh, but they can't get him up. Mitch as even foregone the standard warnings to Delia for her to leave the ring, just to see if they can lift the giant. After a few tries, Frankie pushes the women off of him. He goes over to Delia, lifts her up and places her over the ropes in her corner. He pats her on the head and turns to face Claudia, who rushes in with a spear!! ~
Dean: Dat bitch is trying to spear the huge sucka!!
Zybala: And she fails! Frankie just caught her as easily as a child. This isn't good for Frost. Frankie lifts her up!!
Dean: And she gonna have to change her name to Out Cold! What a powerbomb!!
~ Claudia is laid out on the mat and Frankie casually steps over her on the way to his corner. He tags in Dylan, who rushes over to clock Delia in the face with a forearm! Delia falls off the apron to the grace and Dylan turns his attention to Frost. He drags the barely conscious woman to her feet and lifts her onto his shoulders. The Yardies cheer in anticipation as Thomas walks to the center of the ring. He hoists Frost up and falls to his back, bringing up his knees! He nails the gutbuster Perfect Finish and rolls Frost off of him. Dylan rolls the influencer to her back and makes the cover! ~
Mitch: One……
Two……
THREE!!!
~ The bell rings as Lissandra and Frankie gets in the ring to celebrate with Thomas. The music from earlier starts playing as Zybala didn't feel like searching. ~
Belvedere: Here are your winners… and moving on in the Tournament…THE A-LIST FAMILY!!!
Zybala: Another show in the books and another team moving on in the tourney!
Dean: The semi finals are shaping up as we get our last two spots filled on the next Dystopia.
Zybala: I have no clue who's gonna win the whole thing. Too many good teams in this thing.
Dean: My money is on S.E.X. taking the whole thing.
Zybala: We'll find out soon enough, but that's foe another night. For Dean, I'm Mike Zybala, saying Good Fight, Good Night!
~ The A-List Family is still celebrating in the ring as the show fades to black. And don't forget to check out tonight's Massacre!! ~
