Episode 1: Is this the intro?!
Dec 23, 2021 6:37:23 GMT -5
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Post by Khloe Kartoon on Dec 23, 2021 6:37:23 GMT -5
The scene opens up on an overly colorful playhouse-style living room with a cluttered table as a small blonde woman sits there in what looks to be a panda onesie the hood down to reveal her baby blue eyes and pigtails.
“Fruity pebbles with strawberry milk?
Check!
T.V set to the Cartoon channel?
Check!
Stack of Terry Marshall cards to get signed?
Check!”
She snickers and claps to herself as she turns on the television the mechanical box’s screen filling with the bright colors of the zany cartoon world.
“Khole”
“Khollllllloe”
“Is this contraption on?”
“KHOLE KARTOON COX!”
The petite blond put her spoon down and looks around pink milk dripping down her chin her eyes filled with apprehension.
“Y-yes?”
“Arent you forgetting something young woman?”
The voice is deep yet carries a static-like buzz and seems to fill the whole room. The television switches over to a mustached face of an older gentleman complete with a bowler cap and mobile. The man is looking directly at Khloe a scowl on his face.
“Gerard the television ghost!?”
“.... I am NOT a ghost young woman I am a mere figment of your image-”
“Ghost!”
“The cognitive form of your responsible side that is here to remind you the-”
“Remind me that you're haunting my television!”
The being known as Gerard rubs the bridge of his nose in agitation like this is a normal occurrence between the pair.
“Ok yes let's say I'm a ghost, if you don't do what I say I'm going to....rip up your limited edition Looney Tunes Bible”
Khole gasps at the television.
“N-no need to be hasty! What do you need?!”
He would point to her cellphone that's resting on top of a stack of paperwork from Thunder Pro Wrestling offices.
“Oh crap, I need to make a vine yet thing! I forgot even after I got all that stuff stuffed in that sack!”
“Vignette”
“That’s what I said!”
“You don't remember what it is, do you?”
“I sure don't!”
“God help us...a Vignette is like a hello message you're to introduce yourself to the Thunder
Khole would grab her phone and set it to record as she props it up in front of the television.
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See the Winter Wrestleland hehe
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Khole sighs as she works to pick off the pink paint on her phone using an overly large mining pick having to use both her hands to death grip the tool. A comically large bead of sweat slides down her forehead that rolls down from under her clothes to her fingers.
She fumbles and hits the pick into her phone way too hard but the impact causes the paint to fly off and land on the ground has turned into a stick of pink gum.
“I knew it! They DO mine bubble gum”
Promptly sticking the chewy treat in her mouth she returns to her favorite place in her whole home: The television room. Plopping down In front of the device she scrunches up her nose as she stares at Gerard.
“.............”
“.............”
“I did the thingy already!”
“Yes, I know everything you do...for instance I saw you stuff the book bac”
“La la la I can’t hear you!”
“That doesn’t work on voices in your head-
MMmmmfmmmm”
Kohle snickers as she had taped Gerald's mouth shut. The tape on the television screen seemingly melting into the screen as Gerald begins to try pulling it off
“Enough out of you! Now, what was I doing…..”
The scene pans out as she clicks her remote to turn the channel from the taped face to a cartoon as the scene fades to black.
