Post by The Malvado Brothers on Apr 19, 2023 13:58:20 GMT -5
OOC: Deleted scene from The devolution of Hector 'El Frio' & Victor Oscuro aka went way over the rp line count, lol.
Paco: Hola mi gente and welcome back to Paco’s Happy Hour! For those of you just joining the podcast, I am here with mi’jos, The Malvado Brothers, your TPW Duos Champions! We have been talking about the S.E.X. Cup, and we’re about to break down all the matches prior to theirs, so take it away Leslie.
Leslie: Alright so we’ll start at the opposite side of the bracket, and work our way back… So the first match up was Young & Goated: James Raven & Tyler Cage.
Victor: Okay, we know James Raven… Matthew Knox brother, no?
Hector: No pendejo, different raven.
Victor: It’s the same bird!
Hector: No! I mean, si es el mismo pajarraco, but they no familia…
Leslie: Yeah I don’t even think they like each other.
Victor: Ah, okay, the other guy, I don’t know.
Hector: He announcer, in Cholo’s promotion que no? He no wrestler, he pervert.
Leslie: I don’t know if he’s a pervert or not, but while yes, he does commentating for WGWF, he also wrestles.
Victor: Okay and who they faced Papi?
Paco: They faced a team who I am a big fan of, The ShowStealerz: Austin Ramsey & Todrick Tabor-Ramsey.
Victor: Oh those guys are nice.
Hector: Mucho nice.
Victor: I don’t care about black bird and his friend, but this team, I would like to face very much. I hope they win their bracket.
Hector: They mucho sexy too.
Victor: Si.
Leslie: Well, they maybe sexy, but lo siento mucho, they lost to Young and Goated.
Victor: La puta madre que los pario!
Hector: I like them even less now.
Paco: Anyway, up next Dream Weavers, aka Brooke Blakely & Junko Souman vs. Rob Sharpe & David Fox, better known as the Boomer Shooters.
Victor: Okay well I know Brooke is in TPW, she just beat Serena Riot who is a great wrestler…
Hector: Si.
Victor: But no idea who Junko is.
Hector: No idea quienes son los otros dos tampoco…
Victor: Facts. Who won?
Paco: The Dream Weavers.
Victor: Ah, que cool for them. They can uh, keep the dream alive like Dr. King.
Hector: You know hermano, if yo no has something to say, it’s okay not to say nothin’.
Victor: What are you talking about?
Leslie: It just sounds like you’re reachin’…
Victor: I’m not!
Hector: R2… D2.
Victor: Arturito?
Leslie: Can we move on please? There is a lot of damn teams!
Paco: Thank you!
Victor: Wait, wait! That means they face Raven and the goat?
Leslie: Young & Goated, yes.
Victor: GOOD! I hope their dreams get weaved by Brooke and Junko! Better?
Hector: Hay dios mio.
Leslie: Moving on. Next match is Fook ‘N’ Hook, great name by the way; the team of Alice Knight and CJ O’Donnell taking on a team you guys know very well, The Gangsters of Christ.
Victor: Jethro…
Hector: y Gabriel…
Paco: Don’t forget about their papa, Michael.
Leslie: I can never forget that old gizzard, dirty old man tried to put his hands on me!
Victor: We don’t have to worry about them, they are old news… Alice is a OCW hall of famer and O’Donnell is good.
Hector: Mucho good. He good fight vs. Marcus in battle royal, que no?
Leslie: Yeah, that’s when he debuted. Very good showing, but unfortunately, Fook & Hook lost to the gangsters… who by the way, won the IIW Tag Team champions the night after losing to you guys.
Victor: Well that sucks caca…
Paco: As much as we may hate to admit it mi’jos, them boys are good and with their papa in their corner, they can make a deep run into this tournament. They could win.
Victor: Blasphemy! Them boys are sinners and deserve to get eliminated straight to hell!
Hector: Take it easy holmes.
Victor: Sorry, those putos make by blood boil harder than when Al Pacino was the devil and he stuck his hand in holy water and it started boiling.
Leslie: Are you talking about The Devil’s Advocate?
Hector: Si, good movie.
Paco: Speaking of movies, the next match-up is The Manhattan Project vs. Golden Grapplerellas.
Leslie: I don’t think there is a movie named The Manhattan Project, and definitely not the other team’s name.
Paco: Are you sure? In the 90’s… John Lithgow was in it…
Victor: 90’s? Papi we were born in the late 90’s.
Hector: Simon.
Leslie: Yeah, I was too… grandpa.
Paco: *Deep sigh* Damn Gen-Xers… Anyway, MP got a couple of ‘famous’ wrestlers in J-Mont & Thaddeus Duke while GG has a couple of unknown wrestlers in Karlie Nash & Azurine Vebbins…
Victor: Well, World class or not, I’ve never heard of any of them.
Hector: Ditto.
Paco: Just as well, knowing the egos of Joe and Thad, they won’t know you either… I would spend more time on GG, but match already took place and Manhattan Project won, which was honestly very much expected.
Leslie: So they’ll take on the Gangsters huh? Interesting match.
Paco: Yup, and it looks like MP challenged them to put their IIW titles on the line but the big boss over there said no way…
Victor: See! They respect their champions and aren’t forcing them to defend them in a tournament. Why TPW forcing us? It’s caca!
Hector: Mucho caca!
Paco: Moving on… That was the other side of the bracket, the following teams you would need to get through 2 of them just to make it to the finals… First, The Con-vent-icle… The hell kind of name is that? Anyway, this is a team who likes to deploy that old ‘free-bird’ rule, as they have 3 members and they can use any combination of “Tech”, “Spade” and “Mash”. Not making those up, those are their names and no, they are not transformers… They took on “6G”… and no, this is not some sort of network from a mobile company, the 6 g’s stand for: Glamorous Glittery Goofy Goober Girls Guild…
All four look at each other, none knowing what to make of all of that.
Leslie: Right, well, um, who are the members?
Paco: Not that it matters since they actually lost to the Convertibles, but they were Jennifer Aurora Docherty aka Jennie Fenix & Sloane Anäis Taylor…
Victor: I’m glad they’re out, that is a mouth full… Right hector?
Hector: Yo todavía estoy deletreando conv-vent… que? tickle?
Leslie: Don’t need to know how to spell it, just beat them… and they will be hard to beat with 3 members in their team… Even if one doesn’t wrestle, they’ll be nearby if not at ringside.
Victor: Well, if they win and face us, we have a third member too, Peter Vaughn fits our Malvados mask very good.
Hector: SHHHH! Callate cabron! Es un secreto!
Victor: My bad… Next match?
Paco: Pendejo… Up next, “our friends”, Critical Hit are back and they took on, and defeated, a team known as V.L.I.
Victor: Very Lude Images?
Paco: Close, Viva La Insurgents! Jonathan Bacchus & Grace Leary…
Hector: Pero perdieron, así que… Murió La Insurgencia, ja ja ja.
Victor: So Larry and Buster advanced to face the nuns.
Hector: Nuns?
Victor: Aren’t they from a convent?
Leslie: I don’t think that’s what a Conventicle is…
Victor: Okay, then what is it?
Leslie: No idea…
Victor: Okay then, 3 nuns will take on our friends who refuse to go away.
Paco: I actually saw that match, while you two were busy complaining to Terry… Critical Hit look refreshed and have stepped up their game… They’ll be tough to be if they make the finals...
Victor: If.
Hector: Mucho if.
From there it continues in the rp, talking about Fred/Clyde and Malvados current opponents, to read on, here is the link to the rp again: The devolution of Hector 'El Frio' & Victor Oscuro
Paco: Hola mi gente and welcome back to Paco’s Happy Hour! For those of you just joining the podcast, I am here with mi’jos, The Malvado Brothers, your TPW Duos Champions! We have been talking about the S.E.X. Cup, and we’re about to break down all the matches prior to theirs, so take it away Leslie.
Leslie: Alright so we’ll start at the opposite side of the bracket, and work our way back… So the first match up was Young & Goated: James Raven & Tyler Cage.
Victor: Okay, we know James Raven… Matthew Knox brother, no?
Hector: No pendejo, different raven.
Victor: It’s the same bird!
Hector: No! I mean, si es el mismo pajarraco, but they no familia…
Leslie: Yeah I don’t even think they like each other.
Victor: Ah, okay, the other guy, I don’t know.
Hector: He announcer, in Cholo’s promotion que no? He no wrestler, he pervert.
Leslie: I don’t know if he’s a pervert or not, but while yes, he does commentating for WGWF, he also wrestles.
Victor: Okay and who they faced Papi?
Paco: They faced a team who I am a big fan of, The ShowStealerz: Austin Ramsey & Todrick Tabor-Ramsey.
Victor: Oh those guys are nice.
Hector: Mucho nice.
Victor: I don’t care about black bird and his friend, but this team, I would like to face very much. I hope they win their bracket.
Hector: They mucho sexy too.
Victor: Si.
Leslie: Well, they maybe sexy, but lo siento mucho, they lost to Young and Goated.
Victor: La puta madre que los pario!
Hector: I like them even less now.
Paco: Anyway, up next Dream Weavers, aka Brooke Blakely & Junko Souman vs. Rob Sharpe & David Fox, better known as the Boomer Shooters.
Victor: Okay well I know Brooke is in TPW, she just beat Serena Riot who is a great wrestler…
Hector: Si.
Victor: But no idea who Junko is.
Hector: No idea quienes son los otros dos tampoco…
Victor: Facts. Who won?
Paco: The Dream Weavers.
Victor: Ah, que cool for them. They can uh, keep the dream alive like Dr. King.
Hector: You know hermano, if yo no has something to say, it’s okay not to say nothin’.
Victor: What are you talking about?
Leslie: It just sounds like you’re reachin’…
Victor: I’m not!
Hector: R2… D2.
Victor: Arturito?
Leslie: Can we move on please? There is a lot of damn teams!
Paco: Thank you!
Victor: Wait, wait! That means they face Raven and the goat?
Leslie: Young & Goated, yes.
Victor: GOOD! I hope their dreams get weaved by Brooke and Junko! Better?
Hector: Hay dios mio.
Leslie: Moving on. Next match is Fook ‘N’ Hook, great name by the way; the team of Alice Knight and CJ O’Donnell taking on a team you guys know very well, The Gangsters of Christ.
Victor: Jethro…
Hector: y Gabriel…
Paco: Don’t forget about their papa, Michael.
Leslie: I can never forget that old gizzard, dirty old man tried to put his hands on me!
Victor: We don’t have to worry about them, they are old news… Alice is a OCW hall of famer and O’Donnell is good.
Hector: Mucho good. He good fight vs. Marcus in battle royal, que no?
Leslie: Yeah, that’s when he debuted. Very good showing, but unfortunately, Fook & Hook lost to the gangsters… who by the way, won the IIW Tag Team champions the night after losing to you guys.
Victor: Well that sucks caca…
Paco: As much as we may hate to admit it mi’jos, them boys are good and with their papa in their corner, they can make a deep run into this tournament. They could win.
Victor: Blasphemy! Them boys are sinners and deserve to get eliminated straight to hell!
Hector: Take it easy holmes.
Victor: Sorry, those putos make by blood boil harder than when Al Pacino was the devil and he stuck his hand in holy water and it started boiling.
Leslie: Are you talking about The Devil’s Advocate?
Hector: Si, good movie.
Paco: Speaking of movies, the next match-up is The Manhattan Project vs. Golden Grapplerellas.
Leslie: I don’t think there is a movie named The Manhattan Project, and definitely not the other team’s name.
Paco: Are you sure? In the 90’s… John Lithgow was in it…
Victor: 90’s? Papi we were born in the late 90’s.
Hector: Simon.
Leslie: Yeah, I was too… grandpa.
Paco: *Deep sigh* Damn Gen-Xers… Anyway, MP got a couple of ‘famous’ wrestlers in J-Mont & Thaddeus Duke while GG has a couple of unknown wrestlers in Karlie Nash & Azurine Vebbins…
Victor: Well, World class or not, I’ve never heard of any of them.
Hector: Ditto.
Paco: Just as well, knowing the egos of Joe and Thad, they won’t know you either… I would spend more time on GG, but match already took place and Manhattan Project won, which was honestly very much expected.
Leslie: So they’ll take on the Gangsters huh? Interesting match.
Paco: Yup, and it looks like MP challenged them to put their IIW titles on the line but the big boss over there said no way…
Victor: See! They respect their champions and aren’t forcing them to defend them in a tournament. Why TPW forcing us? It’s caca!
Hector: Mucho caca!
Paco: Moving on… That was the other side of the bracket, the following teams you would need to get through 2 of them just to make it to the finals… First, The Con-vent-icle… The hell kind of name is that? Anyway, this is a team who likes to deploy that old ‘free-bird’ rule, as they have 3 members and they can use any combination of “Tech”, “Spade” and “Mash”. Not making those up, those are their names and no, they are not transformers… They took on “6G”… and no, this is not some sort of network from a mobile company, the 6 g’s stand for: Glamorous Glittery Goofy Goober Girls Guild…
All four look at each other, none knowing what to make of all of that.
Leslie: Right, well, um, who are the members?
Paco: Not that it matters since they actually lost to the Convertibles, but they were Jennifer Aurora Docherty aka Jennie Fenix & Sloane Anäis Taylor…
Victor: I’m glad they’re out, that is a mouth full… Right hector?
Hector: Yo todavía estoy deletreando conv-vent… que? tickle?
Leslie: Don’t need to know how to spell it, just beat them… and they will be hard to beat with 3 members in their team… Even if one doesn’t wrestle, they’ll be nearby if not at ringside.
Victor: Well, if they win and face us, we have a third member too, Peter Vaughn fits our Malvados mask very good.
Hector: SHHHH! Callate cabron! Es un secreto!
Victor: My bad… Next match?
Paco: Pendejo… Up next, “our friends”, Critical Hit are back and they took on, and defeated, a team known as V.L.I.
Victor: Very Lude Images?
Paco: Close, Viva La Insurgents! Jonathan Bacchus & Grace Leary…
Hector: Pero perdieron, así que… Murió La Insurgencia, ja ja ja.
Victor: So Larry and Buster advanced to face the nuns.
Hector: Nuns?
Victor: Aren’t they from a convent?
Leslie: I don’t think that’s what a Conventicle is…
Victor: Okay, then what is it?
Leslie: No idea…
Victor: Okay then, 3 nuns will take on our friends who refuse to go away.
Paco: I actually saw that match, while you two were busy complaining to Terry… Critical Hit look refreshed and have stepped up their game… They’ll be tough to be if they make the finals...
Victor: If.
Hector: Mucho if.
From there it continues in the rp, talking about Fred/Clyde and Malvados current opponents, to read on, here is the link to the rp again: The devolution of Hector 'El Frio' & Victor Oscuro
