Why You Wanna Go And Make Things So Complicated?
Jul 25, 2023 21:12:32 GMT -5
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Post by snakebite on Jul 25, 2023 21:12:32 GMT -5
11:53 PM
Monday, July 24, 2023
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Monday, July 24, 2023
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
I sat on my sofa wearing only a white T-shirt, silky black boxers, and a pair of black ankle socks. The only light in my living room was that from the television. I was watching something called "Sykobitty Exposed #001". It was not what I thought it would be at all....
Total letdown.
However, I did learn a few things from this piece of (f)art. Mainly I figured out why Olive was hanging around such a dork like Ricky Stanton lately. I had been asking myself for days why such an attractive woman would give such a dork the time of day.
It was because she was a bigger dork.
I clicked the TV off with the remote and let out a deep breath. Why did I decide to return to the ring so spontaneously? What was my motivation? Why was Olive so obsessed with me?
I was hearing a lot about Thunder Pro Wrestling. Especially after the Bohemian Bash. So I caught a replay, and it was indeed something special. I got the itch again.
But the thing that caught my eye more than anything else was that llama...
Truly...
I was infuriated that Rick was going to trade him in for the number thirty spot like he was nothing. Did Rick even know much about Henri Toussaint's personality? Was Henri going to take care of a llama properly? Who the hell was Henry Toussaint anyways?
But that's the type of person Rick is. Always has been. He's a foolish idiot. A careless man. Yet Olive looks to him to send me back to wherever I came from, as she requested. And why? Why does she so strongly trust in this bald headed clown to make me go away? Because he carries her around everywhere like the little baby she is?
I'm here.
I'm officially a part of the Thunder Pro Wrestling roster. And Rick.... I want my llama.
I offered you money for him, but all you could do was type a bunch of words, saying the llama was complicated. All the while, it's you that sounds complicated.
So I'm not going to pay you anymore. There's no conversation to be had. I'm going to kick your..... yeah, they called me and told me about the rules and regulations. I'll try not to cuss. But you know what I'm saying, Rick. And if you don't? You'll soon know.
I'm taking that llama.
And as for your little lover who likes pineapples on her pizza? Well... if she doesn't quit over another loss before I get the chance to, I'm gonna slap her around too. And you can pick her up, swaddle her in a baby blanket and carry her to the hospital when I'm done.
Because I'm back. And I'm badder than ever. And that's just how it is!
